Disclaimer: my spider-senses tell me that I don't own Spidey, nor Eva.

"WHAT?!" Ritsuko yelled over the phone.

"Shinji will be living with me. It's okay, Ritz… I'm not gonna have my way with him."

"YOU BETTER NOT, CAPTAIN!!" the demi-blonde shouted. Misato hung up, sighing.

"Jeez, she doesn't even know when to take a joke.

Shinji entered the room with a Section 2 guide.

"Hey, Misato." the lavender-haired captain turned to him. She had a peculiar look on her face, when she noticed he was a bit taller.

When they were walking down the corridors, Shinji was only up to her chest, but now he was almost up to her eyes. And speaking of which, he wasn't wearing his glasses. She sees the beautiful dark blue of his eyes. Misato smiled at him.

"Well, Shinji, I have good news for you."

(I'M JUST GONNA CUT TO THE CHASE HERE: Shinji gets his room assignment to live with Misato, she shows him the city he saved, and he takes a picture of it, and please not I forgot to add that he's got a camera like Peter Parker. He moves in with Misato in the apartment, sees PenPen, she sees his nuts, and they kiss and dance. Kidding.)

Tokyo 3 high school

Military-otaku Kensuke was absolutely wild with the new machine called Evangelion, while his friend, Toji, was blaming the pilot that injured his sister while trying to beat the Angel. When the new student, Shinji came, (In the show they figured out he's the pilot.)

Toji was itching to pound him.

Only an hour in the school, The blue-eyed Shinji was getting cat-calls form the girls, including the class president; Gwen Stacy, (A/N: yes, she's an exchange student)

IN THE CAFETERIA-

Shinji was sitting alone eating his lunch… all of a sudden -- HE SENSED DANGER COMING!

A girl's shoe slips on spilt orange juice on the tiled floor, and she slips backwards. Her tray of food goes flying.

Shinji immediately whips around, and catches the girl with one arm. The other hand, catches the tray, and all the food lands on it perfectly without spilling.

"are you all right?" Shinji turned to whom he saved… which was the beautiful, pale-skinned, red-eyed pilot, Rei Ayanami. He was entranced by her.

"Yes… I am fine." Rei said, while slightly blushing. He set her up, and handed her back her tray of food.

"Thank you, Ikari." Rei said.

"N-no, no problem… Ayanami, was it?" Rei nodded.

"Your… injuries…" Shinji said, remembering all the bandages Rei had when he first met her. Rei kept her "usual" look on him.

"They healed. There was no permanent damage." Stated Rei

"O-okay…" was all Shinji could muster to say. Rei left him. Shinji stared after her. Love at first sight.

Then he went back to eating. He grabbed his chopsticks, then he felt his hands sticking to them. Shinji shook his hands, but the chopsticks were stuck to his hand.

He tries to pull the chopsticks off with a forceful tug, and succeeded, but then noticed some sort of string attached the them, which was coming from… his wrist.

THWAP! more of the string shoots out of his wrist, and sticks onto a bento.

Startled, Shinji yanks his hand back, hoping to yank the string off his wrist, but instead, yanks the bento box towards him.

Shinji ducks, right when the bento box comes flying at him. SMACK! the bento food goes crashing into Toji's face. Kensuke grimaced. 'That had to hurt.'

Panicking, Shinji stood up and walked away.

Toji stared after him with a murderous look.

Shinji was walking fast. He checks his wrist. There's an almost invisible slit on his wrists.

That string… was like spider webs.

He shakes his head… all of a sudden… SHINJI FREEZES, SENSING DANGER!

Shinji's 'Spider-sense' picks up a fist coming right form behind!

As quick as his sense triggered, the brown-haired boy moves quicker than a shock when you get shocked at the hospital, by the doctor when you're not cooperatin', while you're rockin' the table while he's operatin'. (A/N: HAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Shinji dodged Toji's punch, now he turns to face him.

"You think you're funny, don't ya?!" Toji snarled angrily at him.

Shinji saw that he hand some of the bento food on his face. "That as an accident!" Shinji tired to reason with him.

"When I'm done breakin' yer teeth, that's the accident." Toji spat back a him.

"I don't want to fight you!" Shinji reasoned.

"I wouldn't wanna fight me neither." With that Toji got into a boxing stance. Every kid in the school surrounds the to boys, chanting 'FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT'

Toji swings a hook to Shinji's head -- who limberly ducked and got around him.

Toji swung around, and Shinji dodged again.

Shinji's eyes are wide with disbelief. It's like he has no control of his body, and it's moving on it's own.

Toji jabbed at him.

(SLOW MOTION) Shinji evades Toji's punch, looked up at his snarled face, then back on the arm (LIKE IN THE MOVIE)

Toji began wildly punching, Shinji evaded each and every swing, then tripped Toji right on his face.

Toji get up, and with an enraged yell, he charged at Shinji -- who makes a dynamic back flip right over him, and lands on his feet.

Toji swung around, and Shinji catches his fist. Toji screamed in the incredible vice-like grip.

POW Shinji punched Toji right in the gut, which sends him sliding along the ground. He stops in front of the old man, the teacher, who had a tray of pudding, who accidentally lets go of it, and the pudding falls right on Toji's face. (LIKE IN THE MOVIE)

All the students were staring at Shinji in fear, and awe, including Rei, though she didn't show it overly, her eyes were wide.

Shinji panted in fear. Then he runs.

TO BE CONTINUED…