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Naruto's Life Redone: Chapter 1
"Ugh it feels like I got hit by one of Tsunade's super punches" muttered Naruto getting out of his bed. "Just as I had hoped right in my apartment now just to find out what day it is" thought Naruto to himself as he got ready. "Okay first chance I get go to the Higarashi weapons shop and buy some decent clothes come on what was I thinking when I was this young orange is a now go" he thought to himself putting on the orange jumpsuit. Naruto walked over to the calendar he kept to find it was the day of the Genin exams. He looked at the cloak and grinned it was six in the morning so he had two hours before having to arrive at the academy and the Higrashi's shop just opened.
"Yondaime wait no it's just Minato's son" the man at the counter thought seeing the young blond enter. "Aw welcome young customer choose whatever you like and if you need any help just ask" he said to Naruto who just nodded. He watched as the blond boy walked over to the clothing section and various others before he grabbed two pairs of black shinobi pants, two pairs of black shinobi sandals, two weapon pouches, one kunai holster, three shuriken holsters, five black and red short and long sleeved shirts, seven black and ocean blue long sleeved shinobi jackets with the hidden pockets, fifty explosive notes, eight sets of shuriken, three sets of kunai knives, and five blank scrolls.
"How much for all of this" he asked as he placed all the items onto the counter.
"Hm lets see all of this should be just about a hundred ryou young man" said the Higarashi male.
"Thank you Higarashi Ken" Naruto said as he placed the hundred ryou onto the counter as the man placed the items into a bag.
"No problem Uzumaki-san just come back when you need to replace any of those or just feel like dropping by" replied Ken handing the bags to the young Uzumaki. He watched as Naruto left noticing the storage seal on the blonds wrist when he handed him the bags. "Sealing at this age he defiantly is your son Minato" laughed the man in his head before waving by to his daughter as she ran out of the shop.
Naruto jumped using the roofs to avoid confrontation with the villagers as he neared his home. He entered quickly so he could change into his new attire. After he did that he gathered all the bright kill me orange jumpsuits and placed them into a pile. "Please let this work" pleaded Naruto to himself as he made a few quick seals stopping on the tiger seal. "Fire Style: Mini Fireball Jutsu" he said in his mind taking in a deep breath before exhaling a small fireball at the jumpsuits. "Thank you Kami" he muttered as he watched the jumpsuits burn into ashes. He went over to the sink to grab a bucket before filling it with water. He walked over as the last of the jumpsuits turned into ashes before tossing the water on to keep the fire from damaging anything else. "Okay Naruto two choices one go straight to the academy or two do the whole paint the Hokage faces prank" he wondered before choosing the first option. He went over to the fridge grabbing a cup of instant ramen and milk. He checked the milk seeing it was expired he tossed it out before making the instant ramen.
A few minutes later seeing it was almost eight he used a few quick body flicker jutsu's to get to the academy. He arrived there in the shadows as to not alert anyone that he knew a chunin rank jutsu. He walked into the room to see the only people there Iruka Umino the man he's come to see as a brother figure and Hinata Hyuga the girl that loves him with her entire being.
"Hello Iruka-sensei, Hinata-chan" said Naruto gaining the two's attention even more so when Naruto called Hinata Hinata-chan. When Hinata realized this she turned as red as a tomato and fainted in her seat. Iruka just was staring eyes wide wondering if he heard right.
"N-Naruto did you just call Hinata Hinata-chan" asked Iruka wondering if this was a genjutsu.
"Um yes Iruka-sensei why" replied the blond.
Iruka noticed was wearing also complete dark colored ninja attire add in the fact he called Hinata Hinata-chan and wasn't causing trouble only spelt for Iruka a genjutsu. He put his hands into the ram sign channeling chakra. "Kai(Release)" he said noticing that nothing happened. "Kai Kai Kai Kai" he continuously said until Naruto became fed up with it.
"This is not a genjutsu Iruka-sensei" he said annoyed as he took the seat next to Hinata. "Know what sensei I told myself I wasn't going to do this but forget it Oiroke no Jutsu(Sexy Jutsu)" he said making the hand seal for transformation jutsu turning into a nude blond knocking out Iruka. "Hope fully that will convince Iruka-sensei that this is not a genjutsu" Naruto thought before turning his attention the lavender eyed beauty next to him. "She really is quite cute and she'll grow from what I've seen into the envy of women everywhere" he thought with a small blush forming as he watched as the Hyuga's heiress sat in her seat unconscious from the shock. "Okay one of two things will happen if I kiss her to wake her up. One she'll faint again or two she'll enjoy the kiss. Please be two." He pleaded in his mind as he lifted up the young girls head before kissing her on the lips.
Hinata opened her eyes feeling someone kissing her to find Naruto. "Naruto-kun is kissing me Naruto-kun is kissing me Naruto-kun is kissing me don't faint don't faint" were the thoughts running through Hinata's mind a hundred miles a second as Naruto wrapped his arms around her back. Hinata melted into the kiss before wrapping her arms around the blond.
Naruto broke the kiss causing Hinata to pout. He leaned over to her ear and whispered "I'll explain later. Oh and sorry I hadn't noticed that you liked me sooner" before sitting in his seat normally. Just as he did the students began to enter the class and Iruka had just woken up.
"Okay that's Naruto and not a genjutsu. I'm just going with he's taking being a shinobi seriously now that's less of a headache" thought Iruka as he stood up picking up the attendance list.
The exams were the same as usual other than the fact that Naruto aced them all causing the class to become suspicious of him.
"Damn it at this rate I'll never be able to trick the demon and kill it" thought a silver haired chunin instructor.
"Okay Naruto create two functioning bunshins and you'll pass the exam" Iruka said to the young blond.
"It can be any type of bunshin correct Iruka-sensei" the blond jinchuriki asked getting a nod. "Good then" smirked the blond as two earth clones rose from the ground forming perfect replicas of him.
"How can this be the demon could barely produce a bunshin yesterday but yet here are two perfect Tsuchi bushins" growled the silver haired instructor.
Hoped all of you liked todays chapter nyaa. Hoped you liked the small kissing scene it was fun to write nyaa. That's all for now see you next time nyaa.