Chapter 2 when girls get too work
Rated M for Language and sex
Warning some Lemon not much but some
Disclaimer I don't own south park cause I am a loser haha
We are back in school now when the girls are discussing who can be a good man for Kyle instead of actually participating in gym like stereotypical girls they come up with a few ideas.
"So how about tweek bet all that extra energy could come in handy," said Bebe
"Is that all you think about is sex" asked Wendy.
"No Wendy I think about a lot of other stuff like college and other stuff I just use sex as a stress reliever" said Bebe
"Well you have been under a lot of stress," said Lola.
They all started laughing when they saw Annie being attacked by cartman with baby bottles…and I didn't help that all the girls kept calling her whore.
"Hey how's the baby whore I bet you will strip for petty cash?" said Nichole
"Haha you are going too be so fat," said Sally
"I bet douche bag is going too wish he never been with you" said Cartman
Annie was in tears regretting ever coming too school and also she felt like a total slut when Wendy came in and decked cartman in the face and the other girls ran off.
"You ok Annie" asked Lola.
"No I am a slut and I will be a single mother cause I know DB wont want anything too do with me sense I am pregnant" cried Annie.
"Hey don't listen too those bitches ok DB loves you and he wont leave you cause its not in his nature too leave someone for shallow reasons like parenthood" said Bebe.
"Uhh Bebe your top is down" said Wendy.
It appears Bebe forgot too tie up her shirt in the back cause her boobs were hanging out for the school too see.
"Damn Bebe they are huge," said token.
"Go away pervert," yelled Lola.
"So you really think DB will stay with me," asked Annie.
"Yes he will cause he loves you your just having hormone problems cause of the pregnancy" said Lola.
10 minutes later after they calmed Annie down
"So Annie tell these girls that tweek would be a perfect piece of arm candy for Kyle" said Bebe.
"I don't know he is still an emotional wreck after he broke up with Craig" said Annie
"CRAIG" said all 3 girls.
"Hes perfect" said Lola
"Yeah Hes a nice guy well sometimes but he is one of the only gay guys in this school who listens" said Wendy.
"Yeah and Kyle talks A LOT" said Bebe.
"Ok then its agreed we spread a rumor that Craig likes Kyle and sense there really isn't any gay guys in this school "well any gay guys who have come out of the closet" Kyle will most likely make the first move" said Lola.
All 3 girls then put their plan in motion and like a heart beat the whole school was talking.
Meanwhile in the boys lockerroom
"Dude I just heard that Craig is hot for you Kyle" said Stan
"God damnit Stan what did I tell you about trying too hook me up I swear if I didn't know better I would say your gay" said Kyle
"Hmm if you are then can you come over later I swear Bebe wont shut up about watching 2 boys from her school fucking in front of her while she masturbates" said Kenny.
The 2 boys just stared at Kenny.
"Dude what the fuck I am not gay and even if I was I would fuck Kyle in front of your girlfriend so she can get turned on" said Stan.
"WHAT THE FUCK ASSHOLE " yelled tweek?
The 3 boys turned around just in time for Kyle too hit the floor after a right hook by tweek.
"WHAT THE FUCK" yelled Stan about too strikes but he was stopped when Kenny grabbed Stan?
"Just wait lets hear tweek out before you kill him," said Kenny.
"You know I still loved Craig so you were planning on hitting on him just cause he might have some feelings for you" said Tweek.
"Wait no I wasn't" said Kyle.
"Tweek is it true" asked Craig
Craig has gym right after tweek so sometimes they see each other but normally it's just awkward.
"Yes Craig I still love you but I guess you moved on faster then I imagined," said Tweek.
"Dude why the fuck would I want that Jew I mean Hes so fucking annoying and trouble always follows him and his stupid friends" said Craig.
"But I heard from token" said Tweek.
"Yeah and I heard from Lizzy which last time I checked is a lying bitch so don't listen too rumors tweek I just didn't expect you too still love me" said Craig.
"Well after that fight we had I thought you never wanted too hang with a spazz," said Tweek.
"Well your not spazzing now" said Craig.
"Ever sense we broke up I stopped drinking coffee hell I went too a rehab sense well Craig I had a heart attack" said Tweek.
The 2 left too talk it out and then eventually go into the janitors closet for a make out session…yeah make out session.
"Dude I have too uhh take a piss I will meet you at the lunchroom" said Kyle.
Kyle then left and DB ran into Stan.
"Hey can we talk?" asked DB
Back too the girls
"Hey Bebe can you go with me too the hospital so I don't have too be alone when they examine me DBs busy after school and I am scared" asked Annie.
"Yeah of course honey," said Bebe.
"Ok I need too use the little girls room I will return," said Wendy.
BACK TOO THE BOYS
"So yeah you know I knocked up Annie and now I am going too be a father...be honest Stan how fucked am I" asked DB
''You love Annie right?'' asked Stan
''Yeah.'' Said DB
Stan gives DB a bro-hug.
''Then you'll be fine, your King Douche bag, you'll EASILY find a way to make money.'' Joked Stan.
"Yeah maybe we can loot king fatass haha" said DB
"Yeah well at least you and Annie had sex me and Wendy rarely even screw around anymore" said Stan
Kenny shows up and joins the conversation
"Well maybe she is planning something you have too be patient with girls sometimes" said DB.
"Yeah haha maybe she wants you too try anal," said Kenny.
"Uggh its just Kenny I'm nervous she's been taking too the girls more then me last time that happened she broke up with me for token" said Stan
"Stan she isn't leaving you hell bebe won't shut up about u 2 haha but I would keep an eye on fat ass he's up too something" said Kenny
"Hey where's Kyle" asked DB
"He's in the bathroom he's been in there a while let me get him" said Stan
''Kyle?'' Stan calls out as he enters the restroom.
''Dude are you ok?'' He asks.
Stan hears a loud moan and sees a hand clinging to the top of the stall door, as it's clear someone is thrusting forward. Stan then looks down and clearly sees Kyle's on his knees, his feet up against the door.
''O yeah Kyle, suck it!'' Came Blue cap's voice from the stall. ''Such a sexy red head Jew.''
"Uhh Kyle" said Stan
" AHHHHHHHHHH DUDE GET OUT" yelled Kyle
Stan ran out of the room and knocked over Wendy cartman passes by
"Dude I know you 2 fuck but keep it at home" said cartman.
"Stan what the fuck whereas the fire" asked Wendy.
"I just walked in on Kyle and a guy in the bathroom," said Stan.
"Yeah it's the boys room last time I checked men go in there," said Wendy.
"No in the same stall and Kyle on his knees" said Stan.
Wendy's eyes opened wide in shock.
And then Bluecap peaks his head out and goes ''Hey Stan dude, do you want to come back in? Kind of a turn on having people listening.''
''Jesus Blue!'' Shouts Kyle
End of chapter
Another chapter done what is the deal with Kyle and Bluecap are they in love or is it just a quickie in the stalls…blame RatherOddRanger for that Plot cause that wasn't my Idea haha but yeah thanks man for the help
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