Wow! I haven't been on FanFiction forever! Oh well to all those who have been waiting for the next part for "ways to annoy the flock" here it is (after a few months!) enojoy!

Black-Venom-Heart

How to Annoy Fang

1. Call him a closet emo

2. Say he's a deserter after leaving Max.

3. Call him a computer-geek an account of all time he spends on his laptop.

4. Dye his feathers pink and blame Nudge.

5. Replace his black clothes wth sweater vests and knakis.

6. Steal his boots and replace them with birkenstocks.

7. Watch him go insane and blame Angel and Nudge.

8. Videotape him going insane and paste it on his blog and blame Max.

9. Mak him listen to Nudge rant on about how cute he and Max would be as a couple.

10. Take away his laptop.

11. Follow him around and ask him if he has a six-pack.

12. When he says no say "HA! Max was right! oops!"

13. When he says yes say "Prove it! It's probably not as toned as Iggy's! oops!"

14. Hang onto his arm and gaze at him with big doe eyes and say "OMG! You are like, the hottest thing like, ever! Can i have like, your like, phoe number?"

15. When he's flying ask him to hold Total.

16. Lock him in a cage.

17. Let Max make breakfast for him.

18. Email him a bunch of junk consistently asking him to come save you.

19. Tell him that you saw sam stalking Max.

20. When he's asleep draw stars and rainbows all over his face.

21. Lock him in a pink room with buterflies and bunnies.

22. Cut his hair short and dye it pink.

23. Take a picture and past it on his blog and blame Gazzy.

24. Tell Fang that him and Ari could have been best friends.

25. Put a banana peel in front of him. When he rans after you, video tape him slipping over the banana peel.

26. Paste it on youtube and blame Iggy.

27. when you see him un up to him and say "OMG! I've always wanted to meet a vampire! SO like are you like edward?"

28. For his birthday give him a fluffy hamster.

29. Accuse him of secretlysleeping with a stuffed animal.

30. Accuse him of believing in magical ponnnies.

31. Ask him why he doesn't have any special powers.

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