A/N: Only two reviews, but thanks anyways! I thought this crazy idea might not interest anyone. Though I would have continued it even if it didn't, cuz I'm interested! (Whoo hoo, go self-esteem! -__- pfft.)

Disclaimer: You know already! :P

Warning: I told you it'd be yaoi, so if you came on to the second chapter even though you don't like yaoi, then you are very bright! XP

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At the street tennis courts, the gang of Seigaku members along with Momo, came to well... hang around!

"Why am I here?" Ryouma asked, annoyed. The others dragged him off to this place and they weren't even playing yet. Eiji looked pleadingly at Echizen, "Oi, Ochibi! Where's your heart, nya?"

"He's right, Ryouma-kun," said Oishi, "We have to find a way help Fuji and Eiji's problem."

"Then find it without me," The brat began walking away when Momo pulled him back.

"Oh no you don't, Echizen. I can't let you, I can't."

"Let go!"

Fuji smiled as Ryouma and Momo continued fighting, then finally speaking, "I understand that Inui-senpai might have some information?"

"Hai," Inui pushed up his glasses a bit higher before continuing on, "Fuji fans and Eiji fans have their own, private afternoon tennis clubs... I believe that in reality, they are actually plotting against our senpais, as well as each other."

"So what do we do, nya?"

"No one can just join the club. They only accept girls 1-3years younger than they are and the girl must be madly in love with the person the group is dedicated to."

"Ochibi! Join mine nya!!"

Eiji glomped Echizen and bounced up and down.

"I don't want to."

"C'mon, Ochibi!"

Inui smirked evily, pulling out his ever threatening pitcher of green bubbling juice. "If Ryouma-kun refuses, he must drink this pitcher of Inui's Special "Akuzu" juice."

"Drink it yourself."

Fuji smiled, "I knew you'd help, Echizen-kun."

Momo began smiling and laughing at Ryouma, who just turned away and tilted his hat downwards. Of course this meant he'd have to be constantly disguised as a school girl when not with the Seigaku team, how embarrassing. Kaidoh hissed, and Momo glared for silence. (Taka-san's not here. Restaraunt duty!)

"Nya, you get to wear THIS!" Eiji flashed a plaid mini skirt and white shirt at Ryouma, who in turn almost shivered in disgust.

'I don't want to!' He kept thinking to himself but he knew he had no choice. Fuji must have made sure he brought that irritating juice along in case anyone refused. Who did they have to chose for this stupid job? Him, of course. They couldn't pick Sakuno, or Tomo-chan, or even ask Ann. They had to make ECHIZEN do it! 'Hmph....'

After about 5 minutes, Ryouma came out of the bathroom in the ridiculous outfit. Why couldn't chose something both girl and boy could wear, like PANTS?

Ryouma blushed, and tugged down at his skirt, this was so embarrassing, those guys had better not breathe a word of this to anyone else!

"Almost done, but one thing's wrong still..." Fuji smiled.

"What?" Ryouma asked, already getting even more annoyed.

"Your face. It doesn't look at all feminine."

"So?"

Momo cut in gleefully, "It won't work, Echizen. It won't. We need to give you a make over."

"NANI?!"

~15 minutes later~

Luckily, they had gotten Ann just at the right moment to accompany Ryouma to the girls' bathroom. They finally came out, Ryouma did look more like a girl now, except for his angry expression, he'd pass off perfectly.

"Ochibi, do your best, nya."

"Whatever."

Now, over at the Fuji-fan club secret meeting place, which was somewhere deep in the bushes, Himoko, the club leader (one with long black hair) was proud to annouce their newest member.

"We are proud to have another Fuji worshiper! Welcome to the Fuji fan club!"

Himoko patted the girl on the back before giving out snacks as a celebration. The new girl, who was wearing a green butterfly-patterned T-shirt and white shorts, laughed nervously as she kept receiving welcomes and so on.

'I can't believe I'm doing this as a favor to Fuji Syusuke, Seigaku regular,' Taichi's thoughts were interrupted by the leader's clearing of her throat.

"Now, to prove your worthiness to us as our newest member, Tai-chan, you must steal a very important document from the evil rats otherwise known as the Eiji fanclub. Taichi gulped silently, waiting for whatever else crazy orders Himoko might give. "You will accept the mission, won't you?"

"Hai, desu."

"Good girl, they'll be sending a spy over to one of the private schools later this evening, we'll let you handle it from there."

"Hai, desu."

Now, over at the Eiji fan club secret tree house, which was not too far from the Fuji fan secret spot, a new member was being announced as well.

"Everyone, please welcome our newest member, Kiki-chan!" Cried Kimiko, their leader (the blonde one).

All the other girls practically jumped all over Echizen. If he didn't know any better, he'd say they were all clones of female Eiji.

"She's sooo CUTE!"

"Look! She's blushing!"

"Kawaii desu ne!!!"

This was annoying the crap out of him, but he tried his best to ignore it.

Kimiko cleared her throat, gaining order as well as everyone's attention, "As you all here know, new members must always prove themselves worthy by completing an important mission of some sort. So, we are giving you this job." She gave him a small, brown suit case, "This evening you will deliver this to the private all girls school up north, see? When you sneak through the entrance, someone tall with glasses will be waiting for you. The rest we'll leave it in your hands, can you handle it?"

"Yes."

"Good girl! Now let's celebrate, until this evening when our little operation is carried out."

"YEAH!" All the girls cheered in unison. Poor Ryouma.

Meanwhile, back to the main couple of this fic....

Eiji lay on Fuji's bed yawning from boredom.

"I wonder how's Ochibi?"

"I'm sure he's doing fine."

"Ne, Fuji-kun?"

"Nani?"

"Those girls won't be around today...."

"You want to have some fun?"

Eiji laughed but was shortly after cut off by a set of lips on his. Fuji smiled down at the shocked Eiji, who was probably at the moment wondering how he had moved so fast. The tensai did not wait for the acrobat to recover, however, and began kissing him again, lightly, slowly, then slowly going deeper.

Finally Eiji recovered and was able to kiss back, things were going on well, until Fuji's cell began to ring.

Awww.

Disappointed, Fuji got up from the bed, picking up his stupid cell from off the desk. Eiji sat there pouting as he had nothing now to do but wait until Fuji's conversation was over.

"Ah, Yuuta!"

Oh God.

"I'm not Yuuta. I'm using his cell."

"Huh? Then who are you?"

"You know damn well it's Mizuki!"

"I don't know anyone named Mizuki. You must have the wrong number."

"Don't hang up Fu-!"

Fuji placed his cell on the desk and turned to Eiji.

"Want to continue where we left off?"

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Kyaaa! Second chapter, done! ^O^

I so bloody happy! Review, please! Ja ne.