Chapter Two: The Treachery of Marty McFly
The green mist had teleported Eli Switch and the three boys from brooklyn into the Forbidden Forest.
"Oh no!" shouted Joe "This isn't Ancient Egypt at all!"
Eli recognized the spooky forest immeadiately. A shiver ran down his spine. As any smart Hogwarts student knew, you were never allowed to be in the Forbidden Forest, for fear of death.
Suddenly, the leaves rustled. Sam nearly jumped out of his skin.
"What was that?!" Sam screamed.
And to his horror, it was Marty McFly. He looked different then he usually did. His eyes were shadowy and scarred, and blood red. His hair was turned black and his skin was a deathly grey. His clothes looked pretty much the same, but instead of red, it was changed into a magic black that struck fear into everyone who saw it.
"Finally I've found you interlopers" he growled.
"You'll never find Mad Jack!" shouted Fred.
"And you'll never take over the world," cried Joe, "we have the Chosen One on our side!"
Eli pointed to himself with an odd expression, as if to say "who me?"
The corrupted Marty McFly gave a demented laugh. "He can't stand before me!"
And then...an atrocity happened.
From out of the bushes, burst a gang of goblins. They were dressed in shiny, polished buckled shoes, effete collars, and stiff jackets. Their ears were long and sharp, like switchblades, their eyes were beady and bored into your soul. It seemed everything about them was edged and elongated, as their fingernails were like thorns. But sharpest and longest of all, was their noses, frightening things shaped like rapiers. The goblins licked their serrated teeth and hissed in joy. Marty knew what was coming.
"Everybody down!" cried Eli, "they're horny!
Eli knew very little about sex, since sex education was not taught at Hogwarts, but he remembered his lessons on Goblins from his Defense Against the Dark Arts class. He knew that the only thing goblins liked more than gold was man ass-flesh. Suddenly, the pitter-patter of tiny buckled shoes rang out. The goblins swarmed Marty, running up to him in blinding speed, their little legs fidgeting like those on a millipede. In less than a second, Marty's jeans and boxers were down.
Eli and the Time Warp Trio had immediately ran away, far, far away from Marty and the gang of goblins.
As the time-traveler wailed in pain, the leader of the goblins stuck the erect crook of his nose deep into Marty's anus. The bridge of his nose slided down, stiffly and painfully, as the goblin's eyes seemed to contract, crowning just like Marty's hole. A hideous chuckle sounded in the Forbidden Forest as the goblin pushed forward and forward with his olfactory organ. Unlike penises, the nose could never ejaculate, so it just kept going on and on and on. After two hours and a half, the goblin tired, and an other took his place. After a puddle of feces-mixed blood and twenty-six hours later, Marty McFly was free from the torment of the goblins.
"I'll get you next time Time Warp Trio!" he vowed as he shook his fist.