Disclaimer: I do not own King of The Hill.
Bobby awoke the next morning around 10:30 to the smell of bacon. He got up and headed towards the kitchen where he saw is mom Peggy making breakfast and his dad sitting at the table reading the paper. He quietly walked over and sat next to his dad.
"Morning son," Hank greeted, "sleep well last night?"
"Somewhat," Bobby said while looking at his bandaged wrist, "although this kept itching the entire time."
"That's what you get when you go out into the wilderness," Peggy smirked as she brought over there plates
The plate held steak, eggs, sausages, bacon, ham, and toast with butter.
"What's with the big breakfast mom?" Bobby asked
"I thought after being attacked by someone's poodle and arriving home around 12:15 might have made you hungry."
"It wasn't a poodle it was a wolf, a really large one."
Peggy laughed and patted him on the head.
"Oh Bobby, you and your imagination," Peggy mocked, "you always had such an imagination, remember when you were five and thought that the man on the ravioli can was out to get you?"
"This isn't like that I was really attacked."
"Just eat your breakfast."
Bobby looked down at the plate which for some reason looked really appetizing, he took his fork and stabbed it into the steak than brought it up to his mouth and tore off a large chunk of it.
"Bobby Hill, we didn't raise you to eat like an animal, I swear your manners go away every time you go on that camping trip." Peggy stated
"Leave him alone Peg," Hank butted in, "he hardly ate anything on the trip so it's not a surprise that's he's just wolfing down his food."
By this time Bobby had ate everything but the toast along with not drinking his milk.
"Thanks for breakfast but I'm going to go for a morning jog now." Bobby said before getting up
When he opened the door he saw a moving van pulling into Connie's old house.
"Oh the new neighbors must be here." Hank said walking out with Bobby.
The two men walked over to the house to greet the new neighbors. They walked around the corner to see man with dark red hair with a short beard and green eyes. He wore a long sleeve dark blue Louisiana Tech Football shirt what was more surprising was that the man was in a wheel chair.
"You need any help?" Hank shouted startling the man
The man turned in this wheelchair.
"I got my wife and kids to help out but I guess the more the merrier." he said in a thick Cajun accent
"I'm Hank Hill by the way, Block Captain," Hank introduced him self extending out his hand, "and this is my boy Bobby."
"Nice to meet both of you," the man said as he shook both of their hands, "I'm Herve LaRue."
"Well it's great to meet you Herve."
Hank went on to explain some of the rules about the block and for more information to read the block charter.
"I also like to note that we won't judge you since you're a fan of Louisiana Tech." Hank joked
"Go Bulldogs," Herve joked back, "say why don't your family come over and I'll introduce you to my wife and three oldest."
"Wait you can by yourself?"
"No, my youngest daughter came with me ahead of the others," Herve explained before he turned to the car, "Jade, come on out here and meet the neighbors."
A second later a girl around Bobby's height (he had grown to 5'6 since middle school) walked from behind the moving van. She had blackish red hair like her father but slightly darker also had his green eyes. She wore a blood red jacket over a pink shirt along with a pair of tan pants and black and red sneakers.
"Hi." Jade greeted in a Cajun accent not as thick as her father's
"It's nice to meet you Jade," Bobby said shaking her hand where he noticed a wolf bracelet, "neat bracelet."
"Thanks, my father had it made for me when I was born," Jade explained, "So where are going to school at?"
"Arlen High." Bobby answered
"Jade will be attending there too." Herve said
"Maybe Bobby can give Jade a lift everyday to and from school." Hank suggested
"That's ok; my bike is good enough for me." Jade declined
"Jade don't be rude," Herve said, "Besides you know I don't trust that bike."
Jade rolled her eyes.
"It's going to be fine; I won't be peddling that fast anyways."
"Remember last year?"
"Ok so I didn't see that pothole, my arm healed just fine."
"At least let him take you on your first day so you know where it is."
"Fine." Jade said in defeated before giving Bobby a look that he knew she was saying "Parents?"
Later that evening the Hills gathered at the new LaRue house for the unofficial welcome party. The only places to sit was some lawn chairs that they had brought with them and since they haven't gone to the grocery store they were eating Chinese take-out. Herve had introduced them to the other members of the family, his wife Emma, his oldest son Marcel, his first oldest daughter Natalie and his second oldest daughter Ariel. They began to know each other real well and by the end of the night they all began to get along.
"Thanks for inviting us over Herve," Hank thanked, "now when you get a chance to read the block charter you are given the option of us throwing you an official welcome party."
"That'll be great." Herve agreed
While the Hills left the LaRue's we travel all the way to Arlen High School were the custodian was finishing getting the place ready for the first day of school. He was in the hallway mopping the floor.
"This is your last year Marty," the man said out loud, "then you'll be able to open up your own bar that you've been saving the money for."
He continued to the floor when a raven randomly flew through the hallways scaring Marty half to death.
"Damn bird." he said
The bird landed on the floor a few feet in front of him and with common sense he tried to scare the bird off by frightening it with the mop but the bird stayed.
"Fine that's the way you want to do it."
Marty grabbed a bottle of bleach from his chart and began to spray the bird with the chemical; this got the bird to move and flew right behind him.
"Smart guy uh?" Marty said
Before he moved a fierce wind was some how conjured up. He used all his strength to turn around only he didn't see the bird but some old man who looked like he was in his 70's in a brown trench with a dark grey shirt underneath and black pants.
"Who the hell are you?"
The old man walked up to Marty and placed his hand on his chest.
"Marty David Cook," the man said with a Native American accent, "Thirty five years old and originally going to die at the age of 87."
Marty pushed the man away.
"Back off old man, I am a red belt."
Suddenly the man's right hand returned to his chest and transformed into the foot and talons of a bird. The mysterious wind began to blow again as the man began to chant an ancient Native American language. (For those who have a week stomach don't read this part) Marty heard his heart beat louder and louder when suddenly a portal of dark energy and the man reached inside and pulled out his heart then to Marty's horror the man's mouth transformed into a large beak then clamped down on his heart ripping out a large chuck. Marty fell to the ground as the man finished eating the heart before returning to his human form.
"Another 52 years," he said, "thank you for your cooperation Mr. Cook."
(Hill house 1:22 a.m.)
Bobby woke up from a dead sleep breathing heavy. He looked over at his clock.
"1:22," Bobby thought to himself before his stomach rumbled, "guess it won't hurt to get a snack."
He got up and quietly made his way to the kitchen and opened the fridge.
"Let see chocolate cake, broccoli, carrots, and steaks." Bobby whispered aloud while going through the fridge
He licked his lips as he pulled out the steaks and wrapped them from the white package.
"Dad would kill me if I started the grill without his permission."
Then the aroma of the uncooked meat began to make his stomach growl.
"What am I thinking, I could get salmonella."
No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get over this craving and began to eat all five of the raw steak. Right after that he hurried to the bathroom, brushed his teeth, gargled mouth wash, then went back to bed.
Getting pretty freaky, not only is something happening to Bobby but something is going around eating people's hearts. Stay Tuned for the 3 part of the Pilot of Werewolf of the Hill.