Kuro + Himi: Hi! Minna, thank you that you have read Truth or Dare HxH version~
Kuro: I'm Kuro and I write this FF together with my friend, Himi! XD
Himi: Hi! I'm Himi, yoroshiku onegaishimasu *wave her hand to the readers*
Kuro: To tell you, Himi-chan write the odd chapter while I write the even chapter~
Himi: And RnR please, don't forget to submit your Truth or Dare in the reviews box XD
Kuro + Himi: Truth or Dare HxH version Chapter 2, Start!
A/N: This is Kuro's style, so it's gonna be different from Himi, thank you..
Truth or Dare HxH version
Chapter 2
"I'm Himi!"
"I'm Kuro!"
"…And welcome to Truth or Dare version HxH!" We exclaimed at the same time.
"Our next contestan are..Hisoka, Machi.." Himi stop for a moment. "..Illumi and finally Kuroro.." Continued Kuro.
"First one goes too…Hisoka!" Kuro point to Hisoka. "The letter is send by Kuro, herself and it's a truth for…Hisoka!"
"Okay, Hisoka, who do you love in this world?" Kuro smirk evilly while continuing her letter.
"Oh for goodness sake! Not another idiotic yaoi scene!" Himi cried. "I think I'm gonna die! Bye!" then she run to the backstage.
"You really have a soft spot for this kind of scene, huh?" mumble Kuro while she sweat drop. "Hey wait up! Where are you running of too! The backstage, what are you doing there, just get your butt here, now!" shout Kuro. "And Hisoka, answer my question!"
Hisoka just yawn. I glare dagger at daggers at him which he stare evilly to me which spine goes down through my body.
"Heck! I don't want to make yaoi scene! You write it!" Himi shout from the backstage.
"Oh, damn god! Why are you afraid of yaoi scene even though you like yaoi, are you an idiot or what!" Kuro shout back. "This is a show for goodness sake! Do you want our reputation to decrease?" snap Kuro.
"I write this FF for humor not yaoi.." grumble Himi.
"Not I, but we.." I corrected her. "Yup, sorry about that."
"And this is not just a humor FF! this is a Humor/Romance FF!"
"I haven't agree to make it romance.."
"You have agree, well whatever.."
"Just answer Hisoka!"
"Ah, what's the question again?" He asked blankly. "You damn forgetful idiotic clown!" Shout Kuro furiously. "Just answer it!" We hissed. "And by the way, why you, Himi." He point at her. "Forced me to answer it? Wasn't you dislike yaoi scenes?" Hisoka raised his eyebrows.
"I suppose, that's my line, clown.."
"I have a name. And my name is not clown but, Hisoka."
"Whatever.."
"Too answer your answer, Hisoka, I want to finish up this damn yaoi scene, that's why just hurry up an answer it!"
"Maybe…Illumi.."
"Illumi!" Killua suddenly burst out from nowhere, shouting. "Killua!" we exclaimed happily. Three of us choked suddenly and burst out laughing which we get a death glare from Illumi. We get back to our normal posture. We cleared our throat.
"We-well..let's..continue.."
"By the way, kuro, did you remember about AkiraZoldyck1234 & PrincessKurapika-sama?" Asked Himi. "Well, how could I forgot about it? It was too mysterious and interesting to be forgotten." Kuro smirk. "You really like this kind of things, huh?" Kuro just smile innocently.
"Now, it's Illumi's turn!"
"This was a letter send by Himi herself, ugh, fine and she dares you to story telling about Killua when he was a 4 year old boy."
"What! Aniki! Don't tell them! It's freakin' crazy and humiliating!" denied Killua.
"If you said that way, it makes me want to know about it more~" sang Kuro.
"Just shut the hell up!" Killua protested.
"Killua, like it or not, he's gonna tell us.." Himi smiled.
"And wait a second! Since when are you here!" Shout Kuro.
"You're sometimes are smart but an idiot at the same time." Mumble Himi while she sweat drop.
"Did you just say something?" snap kuro.
"Nothing." Himi said, making Kuro just stared at her suspiciously.
"When Killua was 4 and I was 16, he used to eat tree branch." Illumi begin. "Ah! Aniki!" Shout Killua which he just ignored and continue. "What the heck! Kuro! Please repeat what Illumi had said! Maybe there's something wrong with it!"
"It's a tree branch."
"I never eat a tree branch!" Killua shout. "You were, when you were 4." Sighed Illumi. "And mom will always cried about stupid disease!" Continued Illumi. "Why I don't even remember it!" Snap Killua. "And I never even care for her."
"Killua, you need more love, no?" Himi purred. "And do you want to hear my dream last night?"
"Just shut the hell up and no thank you!"
"Fine then.."
"Heck I care you tell me or not!"
"Continue please, Illumi.." After hearing that, he just nod. "He once tried to drink a shampoo and he said.." Illumi stop for a moment. "Aniki, I'm pretty~" Illumi giggled.
"Yes, I drank it and did I really said those disgusting words!"
"Yes."
"And he ever tried to attack me at the age of 6 which he failed and ended crying to Father.." Illumi continued.
"And.. wait! I never cried! Especially to my old man! I'll be beaten up by him for sure!" Killua said, blushing.
"Whatever, next, my next dare, is too you, Ilumi, I dare you to teach me assassins technique so that I can kill Kuro!" demand Himi.
"I can't kill me but I can kill you." Kuro glared.
"I've learned assassin technique since I was born from my father which he himself is an assassin too." Illumi said.
"I've learned basic street fighting since I was four." Himi sob. "My father always said that I need to be strong that's why… I was forced by him to learn it." She explain. "Kuro..why..why..did you make me remember those memories?" Cried himi.
"You make her cry.. nice job, huh?" Killua teased.
"I hate you! I thought we're friends!" Himi shout and Kuro just stiffen. Shock that her entire body won't move a flinch.
"You're still lucky.." Kuro lowered her head. Himi, still sobbing then look at me. "You.. still can see the outside world but me, was lock in dungeon for 10 years and that, every 1 week, I was tortured endlessly from morning to night and was to drink multiple of poison and the last, I sleep with my hand and legs being sealed with an electric chain." Suddenly, tears start streaming down her cheek. "Everything, my life changes, when I meet you..yes, my one and only friend.." Himi just hug me tightly. "I'm so, sorry.."
"No, it's suppose to be me..I'm really sorry that I said such harsh words.."
"Me too.." Himi just wiped her tears. "Come on, let's continue.." Himi offered her hand to kuro which she nod and gladly accept it. Kuro directly wiped her tears off.
"Sorry about that, and let's continue!~" We both sang cheerfully.
"Next is for you ku-"
"Ah! They're heading for the coffee bean and Hagen Daz!" Himi point at them.
"Ah, Kuroro, could you buy us 2 hot chocolate and you, ,Machi 1 choco chips and 1 chocolate ice cream for us?"
"Yes."
"Wait, for real?" Himi asked in disbelief. "And how greedy are, huh?" Killua sweat drop. "Hey! I buy for Himi too!" I snap. "Ah! You don't buy for me!" He shout. "Thank you.." Himi smile and I smiled back.
"You could ask you brother right?"
"Like hell my brother will buy it for me!"
"You'll never know before you tried it!"
"Ah, well sorry for this 2 little kids argument, thank you, and we'll see you again later soon, bye!" Himi smile.
"We're not little kids anymore!" Hissed us. "Oh just shut up please.." Himi rolled her eyes.
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"Now, this a Truth or Dare request by the reviewers of this story.." Kuro and Himi sang cheerfully. " Let's begin then~"
"First, our post card is from…Frozen Crystal Angel!" cried Himi. "It goes to Killua and it's a dare!" continued Kuro. "Frozen Crystal Angel dare you, killua to pretend to be a cat and kiss gon!" we exclaimed together. Both of us giggled. He blush furiously.
"There's… no hell way I'm gonna do that damn thing!"
"Auww..Killua don't be so cruel will you? You're gonna disappoint Frozen Crystal Angel.."
"Like it or not, you must do it, killua.."
He just sighed in defeat. He then look around to search gon. "If I'm gonna do it, then, where is he?"
"He's here.."
"Eh? What am I doing up here again?" Gon asked innocently. "Just stay there, Gon." Kuro said to him. "Killua, please.." Himi said. Killua just pretend to be a cat and purr to gon before he kiss gon. Killua just blush furiously while gon just froze there, like a statue, confused. Kuro just sighed.
"Next is from.. Wendyvel.."
"Fist on goes too..Killua again and it's truth." Kuro stop. "The truth is that are you willing to marry gon?" Himi continued as she read the card. "Like hell possible!" Shout killua. "Do you think I sound like a human want to yaoi?" snap Killua. "Yes."
He glare daggers at us which we just ignore them. "Next, still the same sender and it's for…Gon." Himi read the card as she read it, her face then turned pale and a lot of sweat coming from. "What happen to you?" I walked to her and did the same thing like her. "The dare is…have..baby..with Killua.." stuttered kuro.
"What? Is that card maiking sense! How could I possibly do that! Did the sender want me to do that?"
"Killua, you're exaggerating and since when you understand that!" Kuro and Himi exclaimed."Oh my, oh boy, you're thinking too far, Killua.."
"Just.. skip then one.." We both sweat drop and killua just huffed. (Note from Himi, we are so sorry Wendyvel, but this scene is just to ... mature /)
"Still the same sender and it's for Kurapika, a truth." Himi said. "Are you a Pikachu?" Asked Kuro and we just face palm, knowing the answer.
"Good thing I'm not the only one who though Kurapika is a Pikachu!" sang Himi happily.
"I'm a human for goodness sake!" slammed Kurapika.
"Still the same again, Killua, marry gon.." Kuro ignored Kurapika and just read the next card.
"EH!" Gon and Killua exclaimed as they blush a bit. "No Hell way! Why must I yaoi! No way!" declined Killua. "Me too, I don't want to do it, no way!" scoffed gon. "It will be weird and strange!" Both kids shout. We sighed deeply. "Another..skip.." (Another note from Himi, we are SO SORRY MASTER WENDYVEL! I HOPE YOU'RE NOT ANGRY!)
"Now, a dare and it's to Gon." Kuro said. "Is it still the same sender?" guessed Kilua and I nod. "Wow, she really have a lot in mind, huh.."
"Act like a gagster.." Continue Kuro while all of us laugh. He pout and sigh. "I'll do it.." Sighed gon. "Ah, wait.." Kuro and Himi put a gangster accessories too gon. He suddenly kick a table. "You don't mess up with me or you'll gonna get the punishment!" threatened Gon as he pretend to be a gangster. We clap out hand.
"I didn't know that you're this good, Gon." Killua praised as he ruffle his hair.
"Agree." nodded Kuro and Himi.
"Now, the dare is from Super Driver to Killua.." Kuro stop for a moment then burst out laughing hardly. Himi just raised her eyebrows and Kuro passed her the card. Yup, she laugh too. "Killua…dye..Leorio's hair, pink!"
Killua and Kurapika burst out laughing while gon just blink his eyes many times. Leorio's jaws drop and was very pale. "Why must it be pink!" he scream in frustrated. "Killua, please do the honour.." Kuro and Himi smirk. "No!"
"Leorio, you resist, you'll die in Killua's own hand, then, which one you prefer?"
"Fine! I better stay alive!" Leorio just muttered curses while Killua dye his hair. All of just laugh at him. "Done!"
All of us really laugh hardly, Kuro laugh until they roll in the floor, holding her tummy. Meanwhile Himi was just standing there, feeling sorry for Leorio.
"We-well, next is from..A dare to Gon from Aza, and the dare is..Eat Killua's chocolate!" said Kuro.
"What! Gon eating my chocolate! No! even if it Gon, no one can eat my precious chocolate!" He exclaimed.
"It's dare, Killua.." Himi sighed. "Gomen, killua.."
Kuro then take Killua's chocolate without him knowing and throw it to Gon.
"Ah! My chocolates!" cried Killua.
Killua glare daggers at me. I give him the it's-a-dare-killua stare which he just muttered curses and protest.
"The last card…is from Erza9999 and is a dare, for killua." Kuro stop for a moment and was like as stiff as a statue. "What hap-..oh no.."
"The dare is that you, Killua said to a girl that you love her and kiss her.." said Himi.
Killua who was eating his chocolates then coughed the out. "I what and a what a girl!" he scream. "Why the dare is always unbelievable crazy and doesn't make sense?" He muttered under his breath whom no one could hear it.
"Do it, Killua.."
"Fine..and by the way, whom should I kiss?"
"Any girl.."
"Okay.." Killua just directly kiss the sender in the cheek and whisper those words in her ears while he blush as red as a tomato.
"Good job, Kil.." Kuro winked.
"Okay, this the end, see you later then, folks, bye bye!" sang Himi.
"See you next time~" Kuro wink.
Kuro: ToErza9999 thank you that you have read my FF, and you're dare needs my OC right, sorry I could not post it here, instead I'll make a special chapter for your dare, thank you…
Himi: The way to send your Truth or dare is like this.. and one more thing! If you want to gave us truths or dares, comment in the reviews box, but we can't accept the truth or dares to Chimera Ants people, cuz we both skipped Chimera Ants arc XD
Truth or Dare (pick one)
To whom:
The Truth/or the Dare:
From (write your real name or your pen name):
Favorite Host:
Kuro: there's a additional box, so just choose, who's your favorite host! Me or Himi~
Himi: Hey! Why there should be a choosing! It's not that damn important!
Kuro: For you is not, but for me, it's yes!
Himi: *sigh* Well, bye bye!
Kuro: Please review!