Me: Hello and Welcome to another installment of…
Iggy: -Drum roll-
Me: Flashie, Iggy and Gazzy Do the News and Weather!
Crowd: -Applauds-
Gazzy: Hey, um, Flashie? Where did the crowd come from?
Me: Who cares?
Iggy: Not me! So, what now?
Me: Well, this fic has to live up to it's name somehow so, the news! Gazzy?
Gazzy: Right, well, um, there's a millipede crawling down your wall.
Me: Where? Iggy, catch it!
Iggy: Fine. –Grabs millipede- Now what?
Me: Erm, take it outside and, uh, give it a nice place to live?
Iggy: Ok. –Walks off-
Gazzy: Erm, is that it?
Me: Is that all you can think of for the news?
Gazzy: Yeah.
Me: Well, that's it, then! –Grins-
Iggy: -Comes back- What'd I miss?
Me: Nothing. We're just about to start the weather.
Iggy: Okeydok.
Me: Now, erm, the weather is… Bright and, er, painful.
Iggy: Translation: Sunny.
Me: Yeah. -Grins-
Crowd: -Applaud-
Iggy: -Bows- A thankin you.
Me: Anyway, erm, I'm all out of things to do…
Gazzy: Ooh, lets annoy Bradley.
Me: Yes! Genius-5!
Gazzy: What?
Me: I dunno. Let's go! Rhyme!
Iggy: Obviously we need to read Poetry Corner again.
Me: Nah, I read it yesterday.
Gazzy: Can we go now?
Me: Ok. –Walks off-
Iggy & Gazzy: -Follow-
Me: Ok, three, two, o-
Gazzy: Oh, just shut up and press this! -Holds out detonator-
Me: Ok. –Presses The Big Red Button-
Bomb: BOOM!
Me: That sounded big…
Iggy: Very big…
Gazzy: Maybe a little teeny tiny bit too big.
Bradley: -Opens door- WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM!?!?!?
Me: -Acting innocent- Nothing, nothing at all. We were just talking in my room and there was this big boom so we rushed here to see what had happened.
Bradley: -Glares-
Me: Yeah, he's not buyin' it. RUN!!
Me, Iggy & Gazzy: -Run-
-Flashie, Iggy & Gazzy.
R&R&R? (Read&Review&RUN?)