'Hon hi hon...' came the voice, as a dark figure with a tutu filled the doorway...

'Who the hell are you?' asked Jean, trying to refrain from stealing Vixen's cheeseburger. The figure struck a top model's pose and flicked it's mushroom shaped hair.

'Ee om zee uncradible Jambet!!!' he cried lifting his arms into the air. 'Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeer mi eef yuuuuuu duuuuur!!!!' he continued coming into the light to reveal a (supposedly) hansome face with freaky red eyes, mushroom shaped brown hair and distinct gay tendancies.

'Okay, what did he say?' asked Scott, clutching a toaster to his chest. Jean glared wide eyed at him for a moment then took her sexual tension out on a nearby pot plant... it will never be the same again. RIP pot plant. There was a dull thud a Vixen fell to the ground in the surprised silence that ensued. The stranger walked forward, with a flirty look on his (supposedly) handsome face and made his way slowly and deliberately over to Rogue who had a terrified look on her face.

'Hon hi hon,' came his enticing voice, as he flicked his mushroom shaped hair out of his face and leaned on one leg, leaning towards the southern girl. 'Hon, hon hi hon, hi?'

'Y'all?' replied the girl, her face covered by a look of extatic awe, hardly daring to believe that this (supposedly) handsome man was paying her so much attention. 'Y'all, y'all y'all.'

'They're made for each other.' whispered Franky emotionally as he tried desperately to mount Jade's leg. She looked down at him romantically.

'Like you and me...' she answered, watching his movement.

'As I was saying,' said Xavier turning to look at Wolverine again, with a look of menacing lust on his face, 'I'm gonna make you bend and break!!!' Wolverine jumped and scuttled off again, tring to hide under the table, but Xavier's fluffy pink wheelchair had ajustable wheels!!! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!! Making it possible for him to lower himself under the table.

'Time for bed children.' Declared Storm who had come back from her foraging (dunno how to write that, besides I can't remember what she had been doing... probably looking for grubs.) with a large and dead looking witchety scrub hanging from her mouth.

Rogue started on her way up to her room, tugging on a rather limp looking french Gambit (we worked out his name from his name tag, besides we've all read the comics.) who was lying as I said limp on the floor, banging "his" head on the stairs. Vixen and Jade followed, Jade with a little difficulty since Franky was still rampantly humping her right leg, Kurt ensued with Kitty who was murmuring strange incantations under her breath (which sounded strangely like "like so totally" repeated over and over again).

Wolverine scuttled up the stairs, followed slowly by Wheels who was having trouble forcing his chair up the damn steps. Scott started up the stairs after them, cuddling his toaster and whispering sweet nothings into it's plug socket, Jean glared at it menacinlgy, her eyes wide. As she went past a window, the glass shattered showing a nervous pair of owls looking apprehensively inside. Any other mutants still down there also followd them, except Storm who stood for a while longer, chewing on her witchety grub in contemplation.

'Slow night tonight.' she said to herself in her most manly voice she could muster, the grub hanging from her lips and slowly oozing it's guts out onto her chin.

Disclaimer: the idea of Scott and the toaster is NOT mine, I read a parody in which it was written... It was soooooo funny!!!

P.S: if you have any ideas, please do send them to me because I'm all out of ideas!!!