Lmao this. I hope someone shares the same sesne of humor like me.

Max entered the bathroom. She didn't smell any shit but that didn't mean there won't be any. Buuut she's not there for that, now, at least.

"I will loooove love you till the end of tiiiime~" She hit that dope note and turned off the music. It satisfied her hipster needs.

"Ahh.." She kinda moaned. Probably. Lana del Bae hit her right in the feels. Although she didn't love anyone.

She stood in front of the mirror and stared like she's just been blessed by Jaden Smith's inspirational tweets. What was life? Are mirrors real? Does black turn to gray or gray turns to black? Is air ugly?

So deep, man.

Max the Scumbag grabbed her old ass marker and wrote something on the mirror.

"One mirror ain't enough to show how ugly you are" It read. It was good.

She looked at a photo she took. It was showing her standing at some kind of a stone while her friends were down on the ground, bowing to her. Just like a real queen.

"This is some good shit right here. Jeff's depressing emo crap can't compare to my work." Then she saw a butterfly. A blue one.

She felt bad for it. It came to bathroom full of shit at the Blackhell of all the places. Like, are you serious rn?¿

But her inner 7 years old girl who thought the world was all bright and good and that she was the smartest person ever because she got an A in school and her parents praised her for it woke up.

She had to take a pic. Or a piss. Eh, both but whateva.

"Here comes the momma you lil' shit." Clickclikccleek.

Achievement unlocked. Photo that makes no sense accomplished. Great job! You get a big nothing. Yay.

Crack. Unfortunately it wasn't the real crack. The door opened.

"Ohmahgawd who could it be nooooow?" She muttered to herself.

It was Nathan Prescott. A rich boy. And an asshole, probably. Everyone was asshole to Max.

She didn't feel like talking to that Nazi garbage so she silently watched him like anims girls do when they can't even talk when their senpai comes by.

"You're the boss here, N8. You, you own this school.." Blahblahblah. Typicall junk.

Crack 2.0. Some chick came.

Long story short he shot her.

"U WOT M8!? I'MMA SAVE YOU MY GUUUUURL!" And with her right hand she did some magic.

(… $$.&.₩€€d…)

"Holy balls, what tf happened?" The brunette woke up or something. She was (HOLY SHIT AGAIN!?) in Mr. Jeff's class. He was saying the same shit like before!

"Omg I have rewind powers!" She grabbed her ugly camera and threw it at Victoria's face. Dayum, that was pretty hardcore tbh.

She rewound. Omg it was leik nothin happened! :o

"I have 2 save dat girl!" So she did the same crap like before and quickly went to the bathroom.

This time she wrote on the mirror "YO NATHAN DON'T SHOOT THE BLUE-HAIRED GIRL". Seems clever.

Then she took the stupid photo and waited till Nathan came.

"W..What the!? How…who..wh-when even.." So much confused.

Before he could do anything the girl came. They talked about drugs, money, and you know, the typical illegal stuff. .

"Eh, fuq this shit." Max grabbed some handsome hammer and broke the f out of some bell thing.

"WEEEEOOOOHWEEEEOHWEEEEROOOOOOH" The bell begged. So tragical. Max crid evri tiem.

"Man, I deserve an award, I'm too good for this world." Some older dude cut her off.

"What were you doing there, missy?" Such a private question, how dared he!?

"None of your business, Grandpa." She glared.

"Excuse me!? What di-" Some other older dude cut him off. What was with this school and cutting off people when they were talking?

"Mr. Madsen, that's enough. I'll have a talk with Miss Caulfield, here." That security guy glared back at her and left. She just gave him the finger. Lol.

"What were you doing in the bathroom, then, Maxine?" Dammit, she wanted to slap his disgusting face for calling her Maxine. He was soooo basic!

But she was too good to that. Sometimes she'd wonder why was her heart so pure.

"I took a dump, hehe." The Principal looked disgusted, shocked and surprised at the same moment. So funny!

"Uh..you could have expressed yourself much politer, Miss Caulfield." She tried to pretend that she actually cared.

But it was so hard. [ insert lenny face here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ~)

huehuehue ]

"Yeah, that's kewl. I'll go now, k?" She wanted to leave but he stopped her.

"Is there something strange you saw in the bathroom? You can tell me." She could tell that she saw how Asscott tried 2 kill a girl or lie.

"Nah. If there was something I'd share it w/ ya, bro." He looked like he was suspicous and didn't buy her lie but it was ok. Her skillz were better anyways.

"Alright then. Have a nice day, Maxine."

"Don't tell me what to do, moron." She sent him her usual evil and cold as iceberg that sank Titanic glare and left the damn school.

So much drama, so little time.

Wait. Max had a lot of time now! Mwuahahaha.

Nice.

Ugh guys sorry for all these cliffhangers. Dontnod should def give me a job