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Warning: Chapter may contain mature adult themes and Gayness (Happiness) YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD

"This is all your fault Neji, your perverted mind has brought me to this!" Tenten yelled, "Now what are we gonna do with the body?"

"Hnnn..." Neji looked at her blankly and picked Hinata's fainted body up.

"Guess we have no choice but to..." Tenten turned around to him and looked at him darkly, "Dump her in the bin"

He gulped and carried her to the bin...

"I WASN'T SERIOUS NEJI!" Tenten yelled, "Lets bury her instead"

"nn..." Hinata began to open her eyes as she glared blankly at the two shinobi arguing over what to do with the harmless girl, "N-Neji-kun?"

As Neji swung Hinata around.

Bang.

Her head hit against the tree and knocked her out again.

"Omigod Neji you've killed her!" Tenten yelled, "What are we gonna do!"

"Bury her...?"

She ran around in circles and finally looked at him with the evil sparkle in her daring eyes, "Give me her pants"

"T-Tenten are you crazy, I'm not going to strip my own cousin..."

"Well I'm not going to stand up until I get myself some pants"

"Why didn't you just ask me to go back to your house..."

"Because then you'd probably end up stealing my bra's!"

"No I wouldn't"

"Yes you would!"

"No I wouldn't!"

"Yes you would!"

"No I wouldn't!"

"No you wouldn't!"

"Yes I would!"

"Hah see!"

Tenten had outsmarted the Hyuuga Neji.

"nn..." Hinata awoke once again, "T-Tenten-chan..."

Once again Neji swung her around and knocked her out again, this time she was bleeding.

"NEJI LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!"

"Your the one that thinks I'm a pervert"

"You are, you admitted!"

"I did not" He snapped back dropping Hinata on the floor banging her head against the tree again.

Tenten pulled onto his cheeks as Neji pulled onto her cheeks. The pain was irresistible.

"Ugly"

"Girl"

"Wimp"

"Pervert"

"Weak"

"Homosexual"

Then he slapped her, she slapped him, he slapped her, she slapped him. The slapping competition had started. Sooner or later their faces had become bright swollen red.

"N-Not...half...ba...bad..."

"You..you...too..."

Neji looked down realising the whole time Tenten was still bare but with her underwear. She glared at him coldly, "Are you looking where I think you're looking"

"No..."

She pulled her hair out revealing long brown luscious hair. She looked at him and gave another cold glare, "What, stop looking?"

Damn hormones acting again. Neji bent down blushing and prevented what was coming up. His face went hot.

Hormones acting, hormones acting, hormones acting, hormones acting, hormones stopped. How could a boy tame..um...his..um..himself in such a situation of a girl right in front of him in her underwear with her flirtatious look and her long hair swaying around like she's saying, "Take me, you know you want me"

"Neji...what are you doing, hurry up and help me cover, It's really late right now"

He walked over her way with Hinata on his shoulder and just as he was a metre away from her he slipped on a banana peel that suddenly appeared and ripped her shirt off.

"H-Hyuuga...N-Neji..." She cracked her knuckles and grinned evilly at him, "I WILL KILL YOU!"

She aimed a punch right at his face and just as he pushed his hand towards her fist to prevent that another banana peel appeared and he slipped again with his hand on her...um...chest area.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH NEJI YOU PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVE, GET YOU HAND OFF MEEEEEEEEEEE!" She screamed.

Uhh...

He blushed again and tried to push himself off but instead pushed on her..um..chest area.

"NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJI!"

"Gomen..."

She gave a hard slap on his face. He quickly stood up and turned around with embarrassment. They had forgotten about Hinata and walked off themselves. How cruel can love between two people get. Just that moment Tenten had sprained her ankle, it was tough luck for a moment like this, so for the remaining time she was in her bra and underwear, hair down and being carried by Hyuuga Neji. What would everyone think if they saw them in such a position. Her um...chest area was pushed against his back so he was blushing way over the top.

"Don't think I'm happy being in this position either..." Tenten stated coldly, "This is all your fault, remember that"

"Whatever..."

The moment they reached Tenten's apartment, Neji charged out without 2nd thoughts. She stood there dumbfounded and blank, she sniffed herself, "Shower..."

She took her clothes off and off she went for a shower. At that moment there was a knock on the door, "Just a minute"

She wrapped herself in a towel and peeked open the door.

"Tenten I need to ask you something!" Sakura whispered.

"Just hold on a second I'm taking a shower" Tenten grumbled at her gossip-queen friend.

Sakura walked in and sat down tapping her foot on the floor, bored and waiting for Tenten. 30 minutes later Tenten still didn't come out.

"Tenten I'll ask you tomorrow, see ya" She mumbled tiredly out the door.

"What?" Tenten asked but no reply.

At that moment Neji opened the unlocked door and walked in, "Tenten I forgot to tell you something"

"Sakura can you pass me my bra?" Tenten asked.

"I'm not Sakura..." Neji twitched.

"Sakura? Sakura are you there?" She asked again, "SAKURA!?"

Neji sighed and rummaged through her drawers for a 'bra'. He looked through every drawer, though underwear, socks, shirts and pants bit not one single 'bra'. Until finally he pulled out a 'bra'.

"Sakura what's taking you so long?" She emerged from the shower and stared blankly at him. Holding one of her 'bras' in his hand.

Uhhhh...

When will the drama end.

Meanwhile...

"nn..." Hinata rubbed her fragile head with blood pouring out of her head. She looked around and stared at Tenten's ripped shirt and pants on the floor.

She fainted again.

And that is the end of this Chapter LOL

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Chapter 3: Tenten you pervert

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