(A/N: Here's the next chapter. This story is nothing but shenanigans. Enjoy! Oh, I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist or any anime or TV show that might get referenced throughout the story.)

Leto, My Ass

"This all your fault, Juno!" Yuna hissed out in complaint.

"My fault?!" Juno gaped, appalled.

Father Cornello left the two girls in the custody of his followers. No doubt using them as hostages against the Elric brothers.

They were led into a pair of large double doors. The room was so dark, so they could hardly make out anything.

They were lead into a dark corner, waiting.

"I bet were waiting for Ed to show up," Yuna whispered to Juno, only to be harshly hushed.

As if on cue, both girls could hear the Ed's voice and the clanking of Al's armor. Yuna and Juno nodded to each other in understanding.

Edward and Alphonse quickly managed to take care of the guards.

Then suddenly a flash of light and girl's voice screaming, "Tase him! Tase him! Tase him!" in excited, gleeful, and maniacal tone caught them off guard.

"What was that, brother?" Al asked, wearily.

Edward and Alphonse slowly nodded to each other as they went to investigate with a shaking Rose following closely behind.

They came upon two girls, one with brown hair and the other blonde, crouched down next to two unconscious goons. The blonde girl seemed to have some strange device in her. She pressed it against the body and a sudden shock jerked it, though the guy remained knocked out.

"Uh, Juno, I think you should stop," the brown haired girl said in a voice that almost hints this isn't the first time she's seen this.

"Why?" the blonde girl, Juno, whined. "Just look at the way his body moves, Yuna. Besides, it's fun to tase people."

"Who the hell are you?!"

Edward's grumpy and suspicious voice caught Yuna and Juno off guard. They jumped up to their feet in surprise to see the three faces of Ed, Al, and Rose staring at them.

Ed's eyes narrowed even more the two girls remained speechless.

"Well, who are you?!" he shouted once again, losing patience.

"Uh…"

Juno said the first thing that came to mind. "I'll tell what I am. Tall," she said with a smirk.

Yuna facepalmed.

It took a few seconds for Ed to register her words before he promptly exploded. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT THEY WOULD DROWN UNDER A DROP OF RAIN?!" he raged.

The sound of Cornello's voice stopped him from attacking the girl. He glared heatedly at the smirking blonde girl once more before turning his attention at the corrupt priest.

Yuna and Juno witnessed the scene play out before them. Cornello was obviously ignoring their presence, probably thought they were two, weak, innocent girls.

"This is boring," Juno groaned. "More science mumble jumble."

Yuna watched her friend as she dug into the back of her pants. "What are you doing?" she asked, eyes narrowed dubiously. She softly gasped when the blonde girl pulled out a small pistol. "Juno, don't-!"

Too late.

The sound of gunshot could be heard with Juno screaming, "Objection!" like in Ace Attorney.

Cornello's painful, agonizing scream could be heard as he grasped his now bleeding right hand. Rose let out a horrified scream.

All eyes were now on Juno who was holding the gun. When noticed everyone's staring, she shrugged nonchalantly. "I was bored."

"You shot someone because you were bored?!" he yelled, indignantly, hatred and disgust clear in his golden orbs.

"It's not like I killed him," Juno replied back bitingly, crossing her arms. "It's just a gunshot wound." Her blue eyes glanced over to the Cornello, who was still grunting in pain. "Quit whiny about it, you big baby! It's just a gunshot wound!"

Yuna tried to appease to Ed and Al. This was not a good first impression. They were already looking at Juno as if she was a crazy lunatic.

"I'm sorry for her," she apologized hastily. "I didn't even know she was carrying gun." She paused for a second. "Uh, we better go."

The brown haired girl hurriedly pulled her friend away and out the door, ignoring her orders to wait. To hell with that. They were not staying with that psycho priest any longer. Any minute he was going to send his chimera out.

They managed to get past all the guards with Juno giving them non fatal gunshot injuries.

"Look at what you've done, Juno," Yuna lectured as she panted once they made it outside.

"What did I do?" Juno asked, slightly appalled.

"You made us look like psychotic maniacs in front of Ed and Al!"

Juno shrugged. She glanced around. "So, what now?"

"Let's wait at the train station for Ed and Al. We still need their help to get back home. Although, after that little display, I highly doubt they would be eager to help us."

The blonde girl shrugged once again, uncaringly.

Edward was pissed. Why? Because they spent all that time following a lead and confronting a phony priest to find out the Philosopher's Stone was fake.

"Calm down, brother," Al reassured. "Even though, it was a fake, the power it gave was real."

Ed's face contorted into a grim line as he contemplated this. Well, they might as well head back to East City to report.

When they were about to aboard the train, they were tackled by two familiar girls.

"It's you guys again," Ed growled in annoyance.

"I'm sorry about my friend earlier," Yuno spoke. Grunting in annoyance, she forced Juno's head down. "We didn't mean to make the wrong impression. We are not bad people."

Ed crossed his arm. "Why are you here?" he asked crossly. "Have you've been following us?"

"Brother…," Alphonse sighed

"Uh, yes," Yuna responded. "There was something we like to ask of you."

"What is it that you need help with, miss?" Al asked. Yuna couldn't believe how sweet he is. He's exactly as sweet and kind as he is in the show.

"Let's not talk out here," Juno finally spoke. "Get on!" She went on the train, leaving no room for argument.

Yuna just sighed and ushered Ed and Al to follow them. But brothers glanced at each other before shrugging. They are all going on a train to East City, might as well hear them out. Although, Ed didn't seem too pleased to be talking to someone so gleefully willing to use a gun.

Yuna and Juno let them sit down first before taking up their own seats, Juno next to Al and Yuna next to Ed.

"Let me introduce ourselves." Yuna pointed to herself. "I'm Yuna Shimmers." She then pointed to Juno. "And this is Juno Wintertime."

"Nice to meet you," Alphonse greeted back. "My name is Alphonse Elric. And this is my older brother, Edward Elric."

Ed made a small grunt of announcement. He was still glaring at the two girls with dubious golden eyes. Yuna sweatdropped nervously. They seriously did make a bad first impression. The distrust in his eyes could set a bush on fire.

"You said you needed help, right?" Al's curious voice snapped her out.

"Ah, yes!"

"Yuna! Can we eat now?" Juno's whine cut her off.

"Fine," Yuna grumbled. She gave Juno a look. "Just don't do anything weird. We have guests," she hissed out.

Juno throw her hands up. "Okay, okay. I won't."

The brown haired girl throw the blonde one last look before digging into her yellow bag. She pulled out four sandwich bags containing, well, sandwiches. She had one to Juno and the other two to Edward and Alphonse. She knew that Al couldn't eat, being a bodiless suit of armor and all, but she wanted to keep up the appearance that they didn't know.

Edward looked at the sandwich with suspicious as if it might be poisoned. He turned it every which way, checking for any contaminated spots.

"It's not poisoned," Yuna giggled.

Ed opened his mouth. Before he could speak, he heard a sensual moan.

"I love your sandwiches~!" Juno cried out with pleasure.

Yuna kicked Juno's leg, earning yelp of cry. "I told you not act weird!"

"I can't help it! The way it melts in my mouth is just so heavenly~! I could feel all the flavors going up inside me~! Touching me in places I didn't think could be reached~!" She hummed in ecstasy and delight. She took another bite. "Yes~! Yes! So good! It feels so good~!"

"Settle down, you perv," Yuna sighed before glancing over to see two blushing brothers. Alphonse looked lost for words, and Edward seemed like he completely lost his appetite.

"I'm sorry about her," the brown haired girl spoke, sheepishly. "Juno has, um, a food fetish."

Ed and Al didn't know the word 'fetish' meant, being looking at Juno's 'display', they had a pretty good idea.

Juno moaned again in delight.

"Please, please, just ignore her!"

It was kind of hard when she was sitting right next to them!

"You wanted to talk to us about something?" Alphonse asked, trying to keep his head on straight. He would not relieve that image out of his head.

"Yes." Green eyes turned serious. "We need your help to get home."

(A/N: Well, done! Leave reviews please!)