"You guys! Oh my god you guys!" Cartman yelled.

He had just run up to the bus stop where Stan, Kyle, & Kenny were waiting like everyday.

"What fatass?" Kyle asked

"First, shut up Kyle; shut your god damn Jew mouth! Second you'll never believe what I saw on TV last night!"

"Probably just another Terrance & Philip rerun" guessed Stan

"No, when I was watching the news…"

"Why were you watching the news when Terrace & Philip was on" Kyle cut him off.

"Kyle, if you don't shut up and let me talk I will kick you squa in de nuts. Now I saw last night that this scientist in Japan made real Pokémon dudes!"

"Yeah right, and Kenny will wear something besides his orange parka tomorrow." Kyle said.

Kenny muffled something sounding like "Not fuckin likely".

"I'm serious!" Cartman whined

'Whatever" Stan said.

When the bus arrived they still didn't believe Cartman.

"Hey Eric, did you see the news last night" Butters called from his seat.

"You saw it too?"

"Yeah, that professor guy makin Pokémon, I sure hope we get picked."

"We can only pray Butters, we can only pray."

The bus arrived at school and all the kids went to their classrooms.

Mr. Garrison walked into the classroom with his books & Mr. Hat "Okay children, were going to be learning about the greatest woman singer of our time, Justin Bieber."

"That's right Mr. Garrison" Mr. Hat said "she sure is a dream boat."

Just then, before they could discuss the abomination, I mean, Bieber, the intercom cut in.

"Will all 4th through 5th graders please report to the gym for a surprise assembly" the speaker blared.

"Oh for Christ's sake" Mr. Garrison said.

They all went into the gym and sat down. Mr. Mackey walked up to the mike, "Mkay I appreciate that you all took the time to come here, mkay. We have a special announcement and here to make this announcement is Mr. Yoshimoto."

A 5'6 Japanese man came out from behind the curtain.

"Herro children, my name is Mr. Yoshimoto & I am here to tell you that YOUR school has been chosen as the school to help try out our newest breakthrough."

"What's that" Wendy asked

"We wish for you all to test our newest joint project with Nintendo"

'God, if this is a joke, you are one sick bastard' Cartman thought.

God took a little offense to that and decided to make sure Cartman got a little something later on.

"We wish that you come to the new island that we have created and test out our newly created Pokémon."

Shock meet that statement. Then Cartman jumped up and yelled "FUCK YEAH! I TOLD YOU GUYS! EAT IT KYLE!"

Kyle's face was in shock that Cartman WASN'T lying for once.

"We have contacted your parents & while all of the 4th graders parents agreed, none of the 5th graders parents said yes. Can't imagine why, releasing kids on a newly created island with wild animals running around seems like a fine idea" Mr. Yoshimoto commented.

All of the 5th graders got really pissed at that. They had wanted to go too!

"You will all be going to Denver Airport tomorrow. Pack food, a sleeping bag, & clothes."

Most of the kids were still shell shocked. They were going to have their own POKEMON!

"I TOLD YOU SO!" Cartman yelled.