Chapter 2: Meanwhile in Der Riese:
"Did you really have to cut ze teddy bear's head?" Dr. Edward Richtofen asked.
"What? It took my vodka! And the author thought it would be funny." Nikolai complained.
"What will we do now?" Takeo wondered. "No more zombies, no more dogs, and no more Samantha."
"I say ve fix ze teleporter!" Richtofen suggested.
"No way could that thing help us! It would kill us first and start a new zombie outbreak!" Dempsey yelled.
"Veve used ze teleporter before! It has to work!" Richtofen commented.
"Yes, but we all must receive honor!" Takeo argued.
Nikolai beamed, "We could use it to make Germany, The U.S.A, Japan, and the U.S.S.R the most powerful countries. I'll call it, the United Nations!"
"We should just bomb this Der Riese, and destroy all of the threat." Dempsey said.
"This isn't anything we should just destroy. We could try to use it to make peace." Takeo suggested.
"Zis isn't what is supposed to happen!" Richtofen cried. "What, oh, I mean we need to destroy it…"
"Are you alright?" Takeo asked.
Richtofen sat in front of the main teleporter. "Zis is too early to be making decisions." He sobbed, "I cannot control myself!"
"I call putting him down!" Nikolai yelled, raising his sniper to Richtofen's head.
"Shoot me and I take your tongue out of your esophagus, wrap it around a frozen poll, and spin you around six times." Richtofen threatened. He pushed the barrel away from his head and stood up.
"I don't feel very good." Nikolai muttered and held his stomach.
Takeo smiled, "We must use the Pack a Punch device immediately!" He grabbed Nikolai's gun and put it on the machine.
"Yes, it vill infuse all of our guns with element 115, making zem unstoppable!" Richtofen added. He closed the slot on the Pack-a-Punch machine. A blue light flashed around the gun. After a second, the lid opened, showing the sniper rifle.
Nikolai grabbed the improved gun and fired it into the sky. A "pew" sound emitted from the barrel as a glowing blue bullet flew up. Nikolai smiled and said, "It works, no?"
Dempsey grunted as he placed his Arisaka on the Pack-A-Punch machine. Richtofen turned it on, and the same routine happened. When the machine opened, the rifle was covered in strange blue markings.
Dempsey lifted the gun, showing signs that it was heavier. "Let's see what this thing can do." He fired the rifle towards the clock. It made the sci-fi noise the sniper made, releasing another glowing bulled. When it hit the tower, the bullet exploded, like a grenade.
Richtofen raised the Wunderwaffe and nodded. "I'm gonna do it!" he put it on the machine. Everybody's eyes widened with excitement.
"I wonder how you make the best gun ever any better." Dempsey asked. Richtofen turned on the machine. Instead of a regular blue flash, there was a huge boom of lightning that made everybody jump. The lid rose, releasing a ton of smoke that made Richtofen cough.
"I give you ze Vundervaffe DG-3 JZ!" Richtofen amazed. It was the same gun, but made of pure gold. The blue lights on the side became a bright orange, the same color of the Ray Gun.
Richtofen fired, and the lightning attached to the clock tower. It forwarded twelve hours. The hands of the clock shot lightning at the two factory buildings. It then spread to the three teleporters. Finally it hit an antenna in the courtyard and back to the mainframe.
All the lights went out except the moon. The four Pack-A-Punched guns began glowing and flew out of the men's hands. They all met in a circle in the sky. "I want to play a game…" a little girl's voice called. "Lets play hide and seek!"
The guns shot across Der Riese al lightning speed. Just at the time the guns were out of sight, the scream of a zombie was heard across the courtyard. They could see one approaching from a factory building.
"What the?" Nikolai gasped.
"Oh shit, more freakbags!" Dempsey yelled. "And no weapons!"
"Why is this little girl torturing us?" Takeo cried. Five more zombies crawled into the courtyard. Dempsey pulled out his pistol and began firing at random zombies.
Dempsey noticed that the pistol wasn't helping with anything. "Hey, Nazi, Pack-A-Punch this gun for me." He said, handing Richtofen the pistol. Richtofen began shaking the machine.
"It vont open!" Richtofen shouted. The blue light flashed and the lid opened. There sat a teddy bear, covered in blood. The inside of the machine was very burnt and obviously wouldn't work.
Richtofen grabbed the teddy bear and threw it on the ground. The zombies had reached the mainframe and more were coming. Nikolai pulled out his bowie knife and stabbed one zombie.
Takeo reached for the hilt of his sword. When he pulled it out, the blade sliced three zombie's heads right off. The sword continued and cut Nikolai's face just a bit. "Ouch! You tried to do that!" he yelled, grabbing his face.
One more zombie fell from Dempsey's bullets. "We need to get out of here before there are too many zombies." Richtofen commanded. Takeo, Richtofen, and Dempsey jumped off the staircase.
Nikolai stabbed one last zombie and followed the others. "Were are we going?" Takeo asked.
"Ve must link ze teleporter and fix ze Pack-A-Punch machine!" Richtofen yelled. They reached the factory building to the right. They ran up the stairs to the office room.
"Not this again!" Nikolai screeched as Richtofen jumped out the window. Dempsey and Takeo were already on the ground when Nikola jumped out. His heart was pumping so fast, everything else seemed to be going slow.
He looked up into the sky, spinning quickly. In the middle of his fall, he saw something special. On the roof of the factory was a teddy bear. Nikolai's eyes widened when he noticed that the bear held an Arisaka Rifle.
Then, everything sped up for Nikolai. He fell right on his back in front of Takeo. He looked up and pointed. "Teddy bear is like fourth wife, she steals vodka then steals gun. I didn't divorce her. Roulette accident." Nikolai complained.
"You mean Russian Roulette?" Dempsey questioned.
"What do you think idiot." Nikolai added. Dempsey pulled out his pistol and shot at the teddy bear. It flipped on its back and stopped.
"Oh great, how are we gonna get it down?" Takeo cried. Zombies were heard inside the building. Dempsey kept firing the pistol. Finally, the teddy bear fell, dropping the gun onto the ground.
"Yay! You found one!" Samantha giggled.
Dempsey picked up the Arisaka and gave Richtofen the pistol. "Samantha must have hid the guns all around Der Riese." He said.
"Quickly, ve need to reboot ze teleporter." Richtofen ordered. He began walking towards the teleporter room.
"AAAAAARRRRRRAAAAGHHHH!" a zombie screamed inside the factory.
"Here come the meat sacks!" Dempsey yelled. He raised his gun to the window they all jumped out of. The sound of screaming got louder and louder. Finally, a decayed hand protruded from the window. The zombies head came out, then the rest of its body.
The undead fell two stories onto the ground, splattering due to its thin skin. Another zombie did the same thing. Dempsey smiled, "Ha-ha they have no clue." Soon enough, three zombies were coming out at the same time.
When there were around twenty zombies lying dead on the ground, Richtofen came back, declaring that he got the teleporter set up. "Vow, you really vent to vork on zes zombies" he commented.
Nikolai still lay on the ground as he laughed his head off. "Yeah, it was all the Pack-A-Punch machine." He giggled, "Or zombies acting like they drink vodka!"
"Ummm…" Richtofen questioned, "Okay, vell, ve should hold out here for a while."
"My idea was that Takeo, Richtofen, and me," Dempsey suggested, "Go look for the other guns, and Nikolai stay's here to attract zombies through the window because he has the strongest scent."
"Hey!" Nikolai shouted, and then he reluctantly raised his arm and smelt it. "Oh, true, go on."
"Well, that's about it, I don't know what's next." Dempsey said, "So let's go." He began walking towards the courtyard.
"You know Dempsey, that is probably the best idea any of you non-Nazi made." Richtofen declared. The three of them reached the door of the other factory building. Nikolai stood outside the window, now scared.
"I have wart, I name it Perry, that good name." He said to himself. A zombie then fell from the window and knocked Nikolai over. A faint sound of breaking glass caused Nikolai to jump. He reached into his pocket, pulled out a now shattered vodka bottle and yelled in pain.
"Uh, don't make me fight with broken vodka bottle!" Nikolai threatened. He threw the bottle at the zombie, impaling its face. This zombie fell, when Nikolai noticed that he attracting the zombies was a bad idea.
There were about ten zombies coming from the area the other three just left from. Nikolai unsheathed his Bowie Knife. He had to do what every beastly hero did, lick his knife.
"OHHHHH!" Nikolai screamed. He grabbed his tongue which was bleeding. "This is bull! I don't care!" He ran towards the teleporter and threw his knife at a zombie. He had no clue what to do and just pressed random buttons.
Richtofen, Dempsey, and Takeo were in the animal teleporter, setting it up for travel. "Ze cord it broken." Richtofen said.
"What cord?" Dempsey asked.
Richtofen lifted a purple cord and replied, "Zis cord, it goes underground and links ze teleporters vith 115."
"What must we do to fux it!" Takeo franticly asked.
"It shouldnt be a problem if Nikolai is doing his job." Richtofen added. "I just need to repair it zen ve ne to brin ze other end to ze mainframe."
"Well, lets do this." Dempsey sighed. Richtofen began moving things around in the teleporter. After a while, he was finished.
Takeo took the cord and the three of them walked through the lab. "Hey, look!" Richtofen shouted, pointing at a dogs kennel.
"Another bear!" Dempsey pointed out. "It has the ray gun!"
Richtofen bent over and grabbed the bear. He handed the ray gun to Takeo and smiled. "You found another one!" Samantha said
"We just need to find the sniper and Wunderwaffe then come back to Nikolai" Dempsey commanded. They reached the mainframe and Richtofen began working on the teleporter.
Nikolai appeared in the central teleporter just outside the courtyard. "Oh, I didnt die! Yay!" he cheered.
Nikolai stepped out of the teleporter and into the next room. This was a different, more home like room, probably a barrak.
There was a furnace still burning with fire. Across from the furnace was a table. "What do we have here?" Nikolai questioned, reaching for something on the table.
"Its a monkey!" he shouted. It was a toy monkey holding symbols. Tied to its back were three sticks of dynamite.
It was a gruesome image to see a childs toy armed with weapons. This was obviously Samanthas doing. "Get ready for a surprise!" the monkey yelled crashing its symbols.
The fuse on the dynamite lighted. Nikolai screamed and threw the monkey into the furnace.
The monkey began to scream and cry while it burned. It bounced within the fire, still hitting cymbols together.
"Why did you hurt Mr. Monkey? He just wanted to," Samantha sobbed in a gentle then demonic voice, "PLAY!"
"Nikolai must get out of here!" Nikolai yelled. He ran back to the teleporter. His random button pressing prevailed and caused him to teleport.
Meanwhile, at the mainframe, Rchtofen set the teleporter. "The middle one just went offline." Richtofen muttered.
"So we cant use the 115 here?" Dempsey asked. "I dont want to link it again."
"AHHHHHHHH!" a high pitched scream rang from the middle factory building.
"AHHHHHHH!" came a lower pitched voice. The three looked at each other.
"That was Nikolai!" Takeo yelled.
"The center teleporter is online, lets go!" Richtofen commanded. The three of them stepped onto the mainframe and dissapeared.
They all appeared in a dark area. "Hello?" Nikolai whispered. The four of them now stood in the same dark void.
"What the?" Dempsey began to say. They all began to fall. When they seemed to hit the ground, they began to rise.
A visible ceiling appeared. It had a teleporter in it. All of them landed on the ceiling that was acctually a floor.