Chapter 2: Story time just got real

Later that very same night after the celebration had died down for the night which the streets had emptied out from the hordes of people who gathered on them earlier in that night. But something very bad is going to shatter the town's happiness and holidays cheer at that moment. At the town tree where a small group of small animals were standing in front of them, that they are planning to destroy it to ruin people's holiday cheer. But they had caused it to tip over with their dark powers, which the shattered bulbs that was embedded on the strings that feed the bulbs their energy to give them to light up that were sparks were flying around then it gave away to a fire that quickly consumed the tree that turned into glowing embers and the extreme heat from the fire had melted the nearby displays down to a giant hot puddle of Tye- dye looking wax that melted snow away around it. That is when they had decided to make a run for it after they heard sirens from emergency vehicles that were heading their way at that moment.

"Hail Satan!" The Woodland Critters praise about their dark lord as they looks at the smothering mess of ember and ash.

But the sirens had scared them which they all run into the woods, before the fleet of the emergency vehicles arrives on sight. After they had fled on foot into the woods, that is when a couple of police squad cars and a small fire engine truck had arrived on the scene, which Jimmy Vulmer's father Ryan were dressed in his fire gear and a white colored fire hat after all he is the fire chief for the town fire Dept while Sgt. Yates stood next to his side which he looked very dumbfounded at the scene.

"Sweet Jesus, what kind of monster does something like this?" Yates said while looking at the fire chief who shook his head with great disbelief.

"I'll bet you that Mayor McDaniels will not be pleased about this at all, when she hears about this." Ryan Vulmer replied while he was directing his firefighters as well too.

A few minutes later….. BarBrady had arrived with Mayor McDaniels who looked very tired from the very long day that she had today, but the sight of the burned tree had widen her eyes with shock then anger.

"Why you idiots are standing around here and not doing anything about it, who the hell had vandalized our town's tree and holiday's displays that I want answers now?" McDaniels said while she looked pissed as she looks at them with the highly scornful look that had formed on her youthful looking face at that moment.

"Madam Mayor... we are doing our best with the criminal investigation, which our officers are currently freezing cold due from the bitter cold right now?!" Yates replied while he rolled his eyes at her which who glared back at him.

"Let them go into the warming tent and have some coffee and hot chocolate to warm up in shifts for God's sake, but I want this case solved because you all know that the town loves its Christmas tree and decorations if everything happened to them, it will be major rabbling , Harrison and BarBrady." McDaniels said while she was nosebridgepinching herself which she is not in a good mood at all right now. "Gentlemen, I'll give you a couple hints to you on possible subjects that I've in mind."

"Is it is the Grinch, Mayor?" BarBrady asked which he was thinking about" How the Grinch Stole Christmas" and the mayor just rolls her eyes that is filled with annoyance for BarBrady's own stupidity as she looks at him.

"No, you idiot, it is not a fictional villainous character who did this, but a group of people who have Grinch like behaviors to ruin other people's fun if they don't like a certain thing?!" McDaniels said along with a high sigh that came under her breath, and then she walks away from the scene, which she was followed by her two aides, which she is going to run with BarBrady's idea to bring Eric in to help out."Johnson, reminds me to make a phone call to an Eric Cartman in the morning."

"Mayor, are you sure that you are going to do that." Freddy said while both aides look very shocked when they heard the mayor's comment that she flat-out hates Eric Cartman with a passion, but she is going to ask him for help.

"Mayor, I thought you hate that fat kid with a fucking passion." Johnson replied as he put his hand on her right shoulder.

"Gentlemen, yes I know but I'll not let a group of tree hugging hippies will ruin our holiday's fun." McDaniels said as she looks at both of her aides."Well then…. I'm going home for the night, Good night?!"

The very next morning that the boys were walking to school that is when they came up upon the scene of the crime which they saw a large angry crowd had gathered around the ashes of their beloved Christmas tree had become which they all wanted answers about who did this crime.

"Dude, what the hell is going on over there?" Kyle said, as he looks over at Stan who stared blankly at the black ashes and molten wax on the ground.

"What…. No tree, what you did to the town's Christmas tree, you fucking dirty ginger Jew from Jersey!" Cartman angry ranted while he was looking scornfully at Kyle.

"Cartman, how the hell you know that Kyle had destroyed the town tree you dumb fat ass?" Stan said while he was defending Kyle after they patched their friendship up from the betrayal that they had during the gaming consoles wars on Black Friday.

"Rabble….Rabble…..Rabble!" The angry townsfolk begin to shout out loud to show their anger while the police were still on the scene at that moment.

"Oh Jesus Christ, look like that we have a riot on our hands right now!" Yates said while he was looking at his officers that is when Mayor McDaniels appeared out of nowhere and they all quickly quietly when they all saw her standing there looking pissed at them and she was with her aides and BarBrady.

"Everyone just shut the fuck up now!" McDaniels shrieks out loud "That I got some good news for you all that the local tree nursery is getting us a brand new tree, so don't panic at all."

To Be Continued

Author's note: To a suggestion that my friend had brought the idea up about bringing The Woodland Critters back for this fic…. So enjoy this chapter.