Oh my... REVIEWS!!!!! *gleeful* ^_^'' I've never gotten so many reviews for
one chapter. Plus this chapter was extremely short.. I guess I'll update
many times faster than I would regulary do.
Today is a gleeful day for me, you know. I called my friend John and talked with him about nothing, really.... Plus I got my 5 Japanese CDs in the mail today ^______^; I got 2 Hikaru no Go OSTs, 1 DN Angel OST, the Hikaru no Go Character Song Album, and the PIERROT Complete Singles Collection... I was transliterating Kira for rabid people, but I decided to write for you insead. Aren't you special?
But the story.... I've read your reviews, and I'm considering your suggestions ^_^ Plus Naruto is funny in this chapter. SO GO READ!!!!! NOW!!!! STOP READING THIS INTRODUCTION RIGHT NOW OR I WON'T EVER UPDATE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
//////////////CHAPTER 2 - SEXY NO JUTSU!!!///////////////// Naruto no POV
All of this talking about the Ainoki is making me feel left out. What the hell is an Ainoki anyway?
I'm sitting in my last class of the day, staring at Sakura-chan. Even though she's so pretty, she's starting to bore me a bit...
I just need something new and exciting, ne? Maybe I can find something to do at Sakura-chan's party. Yeah, that's right, I'm gonna go celebrate her 13th with all the popular kids.
The teacher is droning on about ancient ninja... It's getting boring, so I look outside the window. The clouds are deep grey, and depressing-looking. The normally busting-with-sunshine Konoha Village looks dreary, and ready for a good snow.
Speaking of snow, think of all the fun things you can do with it! You can make snow angels! You can make hard-packed snowballs that are perfect to peg someone in the back of the head with. Also you can make giant snow forts, and protect Sakura from the evil Thick-Brows, and bombard Sasuke when he dosen't see you in the snow.
Snow is such a great thing!! Just thinking of all the wonderful things you can do with it- "UZUMAKI!!!!!!!!"
"NAAA~AANI!!!!" I screamed as I fell out of my chair. The teacher was glaring at me with eyes that said 'You're going to the principal!'
"Uzumaki!! You're going to the principal!" The teacher bellowed, spit flying from his mouth. I sighed and stood up from the ground and picked up my books. The teacher glared at me the whole way to the door. Everyone else in the class, including Sakura, just giggled to themselves.
Yeah, it's funny alright. Just go ahead and laugh. We'll see who's going to be laughing at Sakura's party, when she likes my present better than anyones!
Then something occurred to me. "Whaaaaa!!! I haven't gotten Sakura-chan a present yet!! I have to get to the store!" I yelled aloud. As I pouted down the halls, I walked by Iruka-sensei's classroom.
Looking inside, I found the room total chaos. There were nine-year old ninja-wannabe's running around the room, screaming at the top of their lungs. How the hell hadn't I heard it from the hall?
I ran into the center of the room, and some paused to look at me. A little boy who looked like Konohamaru was still running around, screaming. I pointed my finger at him, and yelled "WHERE THE HELL IS IRUKA-SENSEI!?" The whole class immediately fell so quiet that you would be able to hear a pin drop- that is, if I had bothered to drop a pin on the ground for no reason other then to hear the noise it made when hitting the ground.
"Naruto-kun, is that you?" I looked over to Iruka's desk, and found that he had been sitting there the whole time. He looked half asleep, and dazed.
"Iruka-sensei!! What are you doing?" I cried out, running over to his desk. He smiled at me, still looking like a drunk fool.
"Why, everything's going fine, Naruto." His words slurred together. Then I saw a large spot on his neck..
"IRUKA-SENSEI!!!!!!!!!!" I hollered, "YOU HAVE A HICKIE!!!!" Something seemed to have snapped inside of Iruka, because he looked around quickly, and then stood up.
"Naruto, watch my class for a minute. I need to run to the principal's office." I was speechless as he ran to the edge of the room. Iruka looked back and smiled at me, and I noticed a book in his back pocket.
"IRUKA-SENSEI!!!!!" I called again, but it was too late- he had ran off. "Why do you have Kakashi-sensei's book?" As the words came from my mouth, I realized what that meant. I gasped, and looked around the classroom to see blank faces gaping at me.
"Iruka-sensei is...." I paused then looked around the room. "Have any of you seen a ninja transform before?"
Some chuckles. A small kid with bright, red hair spoke up. "Of COURSE we've seen a ninja transform. Only like a billion times." He sighed and sat back down. The rest of the group nodded and snickered.
Suddenly a thought came to my head. A sly smile rose up from the side of my mouth. "Have you ever seen a ninja transform like this?" Eyebrows rise. "SEXY NO JUTSU!"
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I laugh as I walk out of the principal's office. Not only did I get in trouble from my history teacher, I also got detention for showing the little nine-year old kids nudity. I tried to fight my point, tried to explain how they were being smart-asses. But it didn't work.
But I was happy. I was going to go buy a present for Sakura, then head over to her house. Her parents had rented a golfing clubhouse for the night for her party, but we weren't going to be playing golf. Sakura just wanted a big place that was like a mansion, and the clubhouse was the closest thing to it.
Now what should I get Sakura? Clothes? No, she has enough of those. Jewelery? No... She looks pretty enough with her 'Ainoki'. But what would she want that I could get her, that would be cooler than anything else?
Hm... I think I'll get her a scroll. Some new cool technique. Maybe I can teach her how to transform into a guy.
As I walk into the scroll shop, I spot a familiar face. Thick-Brows. My number one competitor for Sakura-chan's love. I sneak into the shop and watch him walk by, glaring at his back.
When that guy wasn't busy training or obsessing over Sakura, he could be pretty scary looking. Sighing, I look around at the scrolls. There's one that can turn an animal temporarily into a human. Creepy.
"Can I help you?" A soft voice asks. I turn around to face an absolutely gorgeous girl with bright-orange hair. I feel like melting when she speaks up again.
"I heard something cool about the Ainoki. Wanna hear?" I nod slowly, my eyes moving from her head to her chest... Her large, not-fully covered chest.
She blabbers on without noticing my change of...attention. "Well, it's weird how we're all born with it and stuff, but it's also cool how it can tell us who our soul mate is. But..." She grabs my face and looks me in the eyes. I gulp as she moves so close our noses are almost touching.
"I hear that your soul-mate can be someone of your same gender. Watch out, Naruto-kun." And with that she let's go of me and flees out of the store, giggling like a hyper fangirl.
I stand there for about a minute more, wondering exactly what the hell had just happened to me. The same gender soul-mate? That's messed up.
Then it hit me, her warning. I gasp. "That means my soul-mate could be someone like Sasuke! Gross!!"
////////////NARUTO'S -complete- LIST OF THINGS TO DO WITH SNOW////////////
Eat it, unless it's yellow; make snow angels; pack it tight and peg someone in the back of the head; make giant forts to protect Sakura-chan, and bombard Sasuke; jump in it; tackle someone into it
///////////////CHEESY PREVIEW THING///////////////
In the next chapter of TREASURED HEART:
Naruto: Nani?! My soul-mate can be a guy?
Sasuke: I DO NOT enjoy many girls trying to rape me at once!
Sakura: What!? Lee-san dosen't like me?
Naruto: Hah!! I knew it! Iruka-sensei's hiding something from us!
Nyroeon: Next Chapter: Why should I name it right now if I don't even know what I'm going to be writing about? THE UNNAMED FIEND
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*cough* Yeah, that sucked ^_^ But it makes a good opening for the next chapter, and more juicy chapters. Minna, I promise that I'll make the following chapters longer. But these two ones, I've written in one day each, and I'm updating them so quickly ^_^;;
So I guess we'll just have to see what happens next, won't we? Also, the unnamed fiend isn't the next chapter name ;] unless I feel REALLY retarted.
See ya around! And a review will make me want to write more!
~Nyro
Today is a gleeful day for me, you know. I called my friend John and talked with him about nothing, really.... Plus I got my 5 Japanese CDs in the mail today ^______^; I got 2 Hikaru no Go OSTs, 1 DN Angel OST, the Hikaru no Go Character Song Album, and the PIERROT Complete Singles Collection... I was transliterating Kira for rabid people, but I decided to write for you insead. Aren't you special?
But the story.... I've read your reviews, and I'm considering your suggestions ^_^ Plus Naruto is funny in this chapter. SO GO READ!!!!! NOW!!!! STOP READING THIS INTRODUCTION RIGHT NOW OR I WON'T EVER UPDATE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
//////////////CHAPTER 2 - SEXY NO JUTSU!!!///////////////// Naruto no POV
All of this talking about the Ainoki is making me feel left out. What the hell is an Ainoki anyway?
I'm sitting in my last class of the day, staring at Sakura-chan. Even though she's so pretty, she's starting to bore me a bit...
I just need something new and exciting, ne? Maybe I can find something to do at Sakura-chan's party. Yeah, that's right, I'm gonna go celebrate her 13th with all the popular kids.
The teacher is droning on about ancient ninja... It's getting boring, so I look outside the window. The clouds are deep grey, and depressing-looking. The normally busting-with-sunshine Konoha Village looks dreary, and ready for a good snow.
Speaking of snow, think of all the fun things you can do with it! You can make snow angels! You can make hard-packed snowballs that are perfect to peg someone in the back of the head with. Also you can make giant snow forts, and protect Sakura from the evil Thick-Brows, and bombard Sasuke when he dosen't see you in the snow.
Snow is such a great thing!! Just thinking of all the wonderful things you can do with it- "UZUMAKI!!!!!!!!"
"NAAA~AANI!!!!" I screamed as I fell out of my chair. The teacher was glaring at me with eyes that said 'You're going to the principal!'
"Uzumaki!! You're going to the principal!" The teacher bellowed, spit flying from his mouth. I sighed and stood up from the ground and picked up my books. The teacher glared at me the whole way to the door. Everyone else in the class, including Sakura, just giggled to themselves.
Yeah, it's funny alright. Just go ahead and laugh. We'll see who's going to be laughing at Sakura's party, when she likes my present better than anyones!
Then something occurred to me. "Whaaaaa!!! I haven't gotten Sakura-chan a present yet!! I have to get to the store!" I yelled aloud. As I pouted down the halls, I walked by Iruka-sensei's classroom.
Looking inside, I found the room total chaos. There were nine-year old ninja-wannabe's running around the room, screaming at the top of their lungs. How the hell hadn't I heard it from the hall?
I ran into the center of the room, and some paused to look at me. A little boy who looked like Konohamaru was still running around, screaming. I pointed my finger at him, and yelled "WHERE THE HELL IS IRUKA-SENSEI!?" The whole class immediately fell so quiet that you would be able to hear a pin drop- that is, if I had bothered to drop a pin on the ground for no reason other then to hear the noise it made when hitting the ground.
"Naruto-kun, is that you?" I looked over to Iruka's desk, and found that he had been sitting there the whole time. He looked half asleep, and dazed.
"Iruka-sensei!! What are you doing?" I cried out, running over to his desk. He smiled at me, still looking like a drunk fool.
"Why, everything's going fine, Naruto." His words slurred together. Then I saw a large spot on his neck..
"IRUKA-SENSEI!!!!!!!!!!" I hollered, "YOU HAVE A HICKIE!!!!" Something seemed to have snapped inside of Iruka, because he looked around quickly, and then stood up.
"Naruto, watch my class for a minute. I need to run to the principal's office." I was speechless as he ran to the edge of the room. Iruka looked back and smiled at me, and I noticed a book in his back pocket.
"IRUKA-SENSEI!!!!!" I called again, but it was too late- he had ran off. "Why do you have Kakashi-sensei's book?" As the words came from my mouth, I realized what that meant. I gasped, and looked around the classroom to see blank faces gaping at me.
"Iruka-sensei is...." I paused then looked around the room. "Have any of you seen a ninja transform before?"
Some chuckles. A small kid with bright, red hair spoke up. "Of COURSE we've seen a ninja transform. Only like a billion times." He sighed and sat back down. The rest of the group nodded and snickered.
Suddenly a thought came to my head. A sly smile rose up from the side of my mouth. "Have you ever seen a ninja transform like this?" Eyebrows rise. "SEXY NO JUTSU!"
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I laugh as I walk out of the principal's office. Not only did I get in trouble from my history teacher, I also got detention for showing the little nine-year old kids nudity. I tried to fight my point, tried to explain how they were being smart-asses. But it didn't work.
But I was happy. I was going to go buy a present for Sakura, then head over to her house. Her parents had rented a golfing clubhouse for the night for her party, but we weren't going to be playing golf. Sakura just wanted a big place that was like a mansion, and the clubhouse was the closest thing to it.
Now what should I get Sakura? Clothes? No, she has enough of those. Jewelery? No... She looks pretty enough with her 'Ainoki'. But what would she want that I could get her, that would be cooler than anything else?
Hm... I think I'll get her a scroll. Some new cool technique. Maybe I can teach her how to transform into a guy.
As I walk into the scroll shop, I spot a familiar face. Thick-Brows. My number one competitor for Sakura-chan's love. I sneak into the shop and watch him walk by, glaring at his back.
When that guy wasn't busy training or obsessing over Sakura, he could be pretty scary looking. Sighing, I look around at the scrolls. There's one that can turn an animal temporarily into a human. Creepy.
"Can I help you?" A soft voice asks. I turn around to face an absolutely gorgeous girl with bright-orange hair. I feel like melting when she speaks up again.
"I heard something cool about the Ainoki. Wanna hear?" I nod slowly, my eyes moving from her head to her chest... Her large, not-fully covered chest.
She blabbers on without noticing my change of...attention. "Well, it's weird how we're all born with it and stuff, but it's also cool how it can tell us who our soul mate is. But..." She grabs my face and looks me in the eyes. I gulp as she moves so close our noses are almost touching.
"I hear that your soul-mate can be someone of your same gender. Watch out, Naruto-kun." And with that she let's go of me and flees out of the store, giggling like a hyper fangirl.
I stand there for about a minute more, wondering exactly what the hell had just happened to me. The same gender soul-mate? That's messed up.
Then it hit me, her warning. I gasp. "That means my soul-mate could be someone like Sasuke! Gross!!"
////////////NARUTO'S -complete- LIST OF THINGS TO DO WITH SNOW////////////
Eat it, unless it's yellow; make snow angels; pack it tight and peg someone in the back of the head; make giant forts to protect Sakura-chan, and bombard Sasuke; jump in it; tackle someone into it
///////////////CHEESY PREVIEW THING///////////////
In the next chapter of TREASURED HEART:
Naruto: Nani?! My soul-mate can be a guy?
Sasuke: I DO NOT enjoy many girls trying to rape me at once!
Sakura: What!? Lee-san dosen't like me?
Naruto: Hah!! I knew it! Iruka-sensei's hiding something from us!
Nyroeon: Next Chapter: Why should I name it right now if I don't even know what I'm going to be writing about? THE UNNAMED FIEND
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*cough* Yeah, that sucked ^_^ But it makes a good opening for the next chapter, and more juicy chapters. Minna, I promise that I'll make the following chapters longer. But these two ones, I've written in one day each, and I'm updating them so quickly ^_^;;
So I guess we'll just have to see what happens next, won't we? Also, the unnamed fiend isn't the next chapter name ;] unless I feel REALLY retarted.
See ya around! And a review will make me want to write more!
~Nyro