Annabeth Chase
1. Ask her why she's smart instead of stupid because she is a blonde
2. Tell as many dumb blonde jokes around her as you can
3. Ask her why her whole being must be so ironic
4. Flirt with Percy when she is around
5. If she confronts you about it tell her 'Your just jealous 'cuz I'm Smexy. That's smart and sexy which you can't be because your stupid!'
6. Insist that Percy is cheating on her with Ariel
7. Throw a book at her face and yell 'Even books hate you!'
8. Start a Prechel fanclub
9. Hold meetings in her cabin
10. Get all her siblings to join
11. Constantly ask her do your homework
12. When she says no say ' I thought you said you were smart!'
13. Ask her if she is a virgin in a very public place
14. If she waits more then two seconds to answer yell, 'She did it!
Annabeth and Percy did "it"!'
15. Spread rumors around that she has multiple personalities
16. Tell her how quickly people believed you
17. Demand that she sprout wings and fly like an owl
18. When she doesn't stomp on her foot and scream, 'Your nothing like Headwig!'
19. Whenever she is quietly reading a book come up behind her and yell 'SPIDER!'
20. Steal her dagger and say, 'Hey it belonged to a dead person anyway!'
Yay! Annoyance! It's funny I could actually use these on a couple of my friends. Haha that'd be funny. Anyway, hoped you enjoyed this! I do not own PJO.