Sky: I bring back craziness! Cause' that's how I roll!

House: You're crazy alright...

Sky: Yup. Now, I'd thank to thank everyone who reviewed last chapter. It was awesome. Love you for that. Um...as a type of disclaimer, pretty much everything expressed here is opinion and has no factual base whatsoever.

Cuddy: Cause that's also how she rolls.

Sky: So the sections where the characters are talking...like about things we don't know about them, yeah, I totally am making that up. It ain't true. Just thought you should know. And sorry. This is kind of short. Oh well! Now, ONWARDS!

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Well dear fanfiction writers, I think we learned something from our last interview. That leaving House alone in the the same room as Cuddy only leads to terrible, horrible, no good, very bad, things. Like telling her and you, the readers, that they are never going to get together!

House: Yeah. I was lying about that.

No you weren't. Stop negating things.

Cuddy: Haven't I said that before...?

I'm fairly certain you said he negates EVERYTHING. So, mine was different.

Cuddy: Whatever you say. But House is right. He was lying.

House: Yeah. We decided to spite Shore and take matters into our own hands.

This can't be good....

House: So after the interview, we went and did it in Cuddy's office. Suck it, Shore!

Well, there you have it. They're a couple now. Not exactly romantic was it?

House: I don't do romantic.

Cuddy: This is true. This one time we went out in college, he blackmailed me into it.

House: Cuddy, don't take skanky photo's if you don't want me to mercilessly exploit them.

Alrighty then. We have some questions for you this time around. Thanks to the havoc you caused last time, we've had to initiate a script type format. So you can't go off on random tangents and throw people into spirals of depression.

House: Yup, that's my job.

First question. Tell us something about your relationship that we, the fans, don't already know.

House: Every year since 1992, Cuddy and I have spent Valentines day together.

I think you're lying. That sounds almost romantic.

Cuddy: Yeah. It's not so romantic when you hear the whole story. Every year we have spent Valentines day together but....

House: No better day to watch Silence of the Lambs.

Um....that's...kind of romantic. I guess....

House: After six beers anythings romantic! And let me tell you, halfway through that movie, Cuddy's hittin' a tub of chocolate phish ice-cream faster then a fat kid in a chocolate factory.

What?

House: Cannibalism turns Cuddy on.

Cuddy: The hell!?

House: Yeah. The truth comes out.

Um....Doctor Cuddy...any comments?

Cuddy: Cannibalism does not turn me on.

House: She's lying. See, she's blushing.

Cuddy: I'm not lying!

House: Look Cuddy, you can either be turned on by cannibalism or Hopkins, who's...seventy.

Cuddy: I choose Hopkins!

House: You're sick, Cuddy.

Doctor House has very obviously never checked out the Silence of the Lambs video's on Youtube. Some scary comments on those videos, let me tell you.

House: That YOU'VE seen them scares me.

Very funny. Moving on. David Shore has said that you two will "do the deed" this season. Any comments?

House: Did I not tell you about us in Cuddy's office...?

On television, Doctor House. On television.

Cuddy: You know, I really don't know. With all that's happened to us recently, I just can't see us hooking up so soon. Between the new baby, and Kutner, I don't see us having time for it.

House: There's always time for sexy times.

Cuddy: Oh god. Can I please be paired with someone else?

House: Yeah. Anthony Hopkins.

Cuddy: Mmm... Charming, British and blue eyes. I'm oddly okay with that.

House: HEY! I'm charming and blue eyed!

Cuddy: Are you British?

House: (shifty glance) Depends who's asking....

Cuddy: Next question please.

I think that's for the best. Foreman and Thirteen have been hooked up for almost an entire season now. Do either of you have any comments on that?

Cuddy: Why does my staff insist on hooking up with each other? Seriously guys?

House: Cuddy, you're going to have to come to terms with that fact that, at times, you are managing a soap opera.

Cuddy: (shrugs) Could be worse. Least none of my employee's are sleeping with dead guys.

House: Yeah. That would just be stupid!

I think we need to move on now. Last question guys. Would either of you ever consider getting married ? Maybe not this season, but ever. And do you think that would be a smart direction for the show to head?

House: I will never have my leg in that bear trap!

Cuddy: You will if I say you will. Or no more office sex.

House: I will gladly have my leg in that bear trap!

Cuddy: (smirks)

Seriously guys, what do you think of that prospect?

Cuddy: In all honesty, I think it might be an interesting arc. Look at the television show Friends. That worked out well when two of the main characters got married. It can add an extra depth to the show. Some personal life. Which would mean you could work a little less hard on the cases each week.

House: Or it could sink the show.

Cuddy: Or that.

And there's Doctor House, being a herald of doom and gloom for us again, dear writers. Doctor House, Doctor Cuddy, thank you very much for your time today. We're going to take a short break now and see if we have some more questions after the break....or...something....

House: Something? Yeah. That's professional...

Sky: I may have felt the need to write crazy things this chapter...

House: I'll say.

Cuddy: Hmmm....I wonder if someone watched Silence of the Lambs recently...

Sky: And Hannibal! I regret nothing!

Cuddy: (facepalm) Alright guys. Unless you want crazy random crap like this every chapter, please god, leave us some questions. The League of OTP's needs them. Or we get rants on Anthony Hopkins.

House: I still think I'm sexier then that guy....

Cuddy: Mmmkay. You think that. Till next time readers. Remember....questions!

Sky: TILL NEXT TIME, friend writers!