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Five chapter Valentine Special with Ishida Uryuu as Cupid

Summary: Who knew that the love-arrow wielder, Cupid, was a Quincy? Uryuu must temporarily take over for him. He must make everyone on Cupid's List fall in love with their soul mates. 5 to 6 chapters Valentine's Special. Pairings inside.

Cupid Quincy chapter 2

The breeze held a calming effect on a certain captain. His fukutaicho was nowhere to be found and he was slightly upset about that.

He appreciated his vice-captain no matter how hard he works his vice-captain. No matter the icy behavior he portrayed, he was a man of many emotions. But after that incident, emotions just became too much to deal with. So he locked them up in a corner of his heart never to feel them again.

But he did feel them again.

Every time his fukutaicho walked into the room, he felt them erupting from the dark abyss to nearly being expressed. But being the composed person he was, his countenance never betrayed him.

Knock knock

Byakuya jumped up from his paperwork to look at his fukutaicho. Renji was a handsome young Shinigami, who was his adopted sister's best friend, and an equally powerful swordsman. Byakuya loved going out on missions with his stubborn red head. But he would never let the male know.

Not because he was afraid that Renji would reject him. Who in their right mind would reject the Great Byakuya Kuchiki? Right no one. So why did Byakuya not allow himself his one guilty pleasure?

Because of the promise he made to his parents' grave. He would never go against his clan duties and rules again. Well what was the main unspoken rule? No same gender relationships. So with this secret Byakuya would go on to join his Hisana and parent's as spirit particles one day.

Renji walked into his captain's room with a heavy heart. He had been dumped by his girlfriend. Again. Every relationship he was in had been a failure. He had always compared them to him. He was the man who Renji wanted but couldn't have. The relationship was taboo to begin with but the main problem was him. He was unattainable. Renji couldn't even get him to have a full conversation with him. That was the reason he would work so hard, so that maybe one day his taicho would pay attention to him.

Renji handed Byakuya his report and then proceeded to tell him about the fukutaicho meeting that he had just come back from. Taking a seat in front of Byakuya's deck Renji drifted into a one-sided conversation.

"O Kami I am so dead. I can't do this. This is impossible. The first couple is who? Orihime and Ichigo. Two of my closest friends and the girl I happen to like. I can't believe Orihime is really Ichigo's soul mate. Why me Kami?" thought Uryuu while heading over to Orihime's apartment. He was wearing an invisibility cloak so he could use Hirenkyaku in order to get there without being seen by the humans.

Orihime sat in front of her brother's shrine talking to him in her bubbly way.

"And then Kurosaki-kun smacked Ishida-kun on the back of his head for saying that Shinigami are lesser than Quincy. And then Kurosaki-kun spent the entire class time praising Rukia-san. Nii-san how come he won't praise me? Am I really that weak? I know I'll train harder and harder till I'll be the strongest girl on the planet…but Rukia-san isn't from the planet. She's from Soul society so how can I beat her? sniff sniff Gomen nasai nii-san I promised you I wouldn't cry and guess what I did? I cried. Now I won't. O you should have some of the dinner I made. Honey with red bean-pasta. It's so delicious! Here have some…"

Uryuu knew that Orihime craved Ichigo's attention but he didn't know that she wanted it that badly. She was heartbroken every time she lost, she was torn apart every time she saw Ichigo with Rukia, and she was destroyed every time she was ignored.

"That idiot doesn't even know his soul mate is in need of him. I oughta punch his lights out until he finally cares about her! Why me Kami sama? I care about her yet she's Ichigo's soul mate. That damn Shinigami," he remarked.

Then suddenly a flash light sparked through his mind.

"What if I get Ichigo here to listen to her feelings? What if he realizes how much she means to him?"

Over at Ichigo's place

Rukia sat on Ichigo's bed with a piece of pocky in her mouth. She was watching him pace around muttering to himself. Something about his close friend, that he shouldn't feel that way and a bunch of other in cohesive words.

She was having fun watching him being tormented. After all how many times does Mr. I'm –too- cool-to-be-a-shinigami fall into a black hole of self pity?

No don't answer that…he does that a lot. Hmm when Orihime was kidnapped, when Rukia was held captive and mostly whenever Orihime was gone.

Rukia choked as she came to a realization.

"Ichigo you like Orihime?"

"What the hell do you think I've been rambling on about for the past hour? Of course I like her but I can't tell her that. She's the schools most wanted girl. I can't win against everybody, even I'm not that strong. Plus I think she has a thing for Uryuu," the orange haired Shinigami representative as he sat next to her.

Ichigo and Rukia became very close. He treated her like an older sister; always praising her, making sure no one took advantage of her innocence to the human world, and continuously talking to her for advice.

Ichigo continued to wallow as Rukia noticed a sudden rietsu approach their bedroom window. Ichigo never did learn how to sense rietsu so Rukia decided to check it out herself.

"I'm going for a walk, don't do anything stupid."

As she stepped out of the window she walked over to the source of the rietsu.

"Ishida Uryuu I know your there. Quit hiding or else I'm going to have to kick your butt," she threatened.

As Uryuu removed his clock, Rukia's eyes widened as she saw the Quincy wearing the red suit. She had to admit she like a solid suit on him better than she liked his Quincy clothes.

Ok so no one but him likes the Quincy uniform.

"What are you doing dressed like that and why are you here?"

"well would you believe that Cupid is my uncle and I'm taking over for him?" replied Uryuu.

"Come on Nanao-chan. Just this one piece, I bought these especially for you! Please have a taste," said Hawaiian shirt clad Shunsui. He was holding very expensive chocolate in front of his vice captain's face. It was Valentine's Day so he figured he should give his lady love something sweet.

Ise Nanao was upset. After so many years her captain still hadn't learned a tiniest bit about her. Every year he would bare gifts on Valentine's and she would reject them.

"Taicho, I've been your fukutaicho for so many years now and you still don't know anything about me. You say you love me but all I see is you being selfish and flirtatious. You don't do any work, you flirt day and night, and you bring me chocolates. I'm allergic to chocolate," she replied holding her heavy book merely inches away from his intruding hand.

"Nanao chan, do you really think that lowly of me angel? These chocolates are special. They are hypo allergenic. I got them made especially for you, love. You broke my heart. Again," he said stiffly before placing the chocolates on her desk and leaving to find his friend, Ukitake Joushiro.

"Why do I always do this? Every time he comes with some gift or flirts with me I think he's just doing it because there's no one else around and I'm just convenience. I need to stop thinking so lowly of him," Nanao thought picking up a piece of the chocolate that her taicho left on her desk.

It had been years, most likely centuries, since she had chocolate. She could never forget that embarrassing rash she developed from eating chocolate- on her face, chest and arms. She looked like a walking cherry, swollen and red. In fact everyone had avoided her the entire time she was like that, every one besides her taicho that is. Even that day he walked in late, sat in his chair and looked her over once before telling her that she looked lovely and that he would love to take her out to dinner. At that time Nanao thought he was joking, making fun of her, but she later found out that he had indeed held a reservation at one of the fanciest restaurants in Soul Society. Ok so she found out by snooping, but she was trying to do paperwork.

Always she underestimated him. Maybe this once she had really broken his heart.

" why do I feel so bad after yelling at him?" she thought.

Red, he loved it when she wore that color. The color of passion and desire, the color of love and danger. He didn't mind doing her half of the paper work as long as she wore red. It was a silly obsession of his ever since he became her taicho. Ironically, he came into the academy, and the Gotai 13 because of her. Well yes because he wanted to be with his sister-like friend Hinamori, but also because she did such a good job convincing him to join.

She normally can into work drunk from a party the night before, but he didn't complain. It was a chance take care of her without letting the entire universe know that the youngest captain was smitten by the voluptuous vice-captain.

" you know she is quite a catch. Most men would kill to be with someone with such a hot bod. Kid I'm telling you take the chance. After all you never know how long you have especially since you're a captain," said his ice-zanpaktou's spirit.

"O stupid dragon shut up. There's no way I can compete with half the guys out here. Plus she's already Gin's girl isn't she? I can't just do that to her while she still feels for him," replied Hitsugaya Toshiro, the white haired prodigy.

"Yea she's about Gin's girl as much as Aizen cares for Hinamori."

"you leave Momo out of this. Aizen never showed her any affection but everyone knows that Gin loved Rangiku for the longest time. If that creep didn't leave then she would never be this broken up."

"And you wouldn't have had the chance to take care of her and be this close to her."

"And for that I thank him," Toshiro said a loud helping Rangiku Matsumoto on to her bed.

A/N:

Another chapter down a few more to go, hope you like it.

Thanks to those who reviewed and added my story. I guess I will continue this but I'll more incentive.

THANKS! hope you guys had a nice V-Day