Once upon a time....aww screw this man, I'm not going to type in this fantasy-esque vibe coming from the intro.I'm just not going to do it man, I'm going to do it my way and my way alone?K?...What do you mean I can do it any way I want to do it!?Screw you, I'm going to make the best second chapter ever!It's gonna have MOAR CHARACTERS!YES!YES!

Welcome to the second chapter of the BEST STORY EVAR "The Cat and the Hog"

In a room....far far way...actually it's down the block next to Sonic's house. We see a big purple sexy fat cat, dialing up a few numbers on the phone...we hear the words "Yes, yes...come Voldo, your invited to the annual CHIPS!"

And then we pan downwards to the normal area with Shadow sitting on the couch flipping through the porno channels....pretty much the most average can hear muttering coming from his mouth as if he were displeased with the porn...because he said "Dammit...this porn sucks!When is the damn orgy gonna happen dammit!?BIG HURRY THE HELL UP AND CALL EVERYONE DAMMIT!

"I'm working on it!"

"WELL HURRY UP YOU FAT WHORE!"

"Sorry!"

-----------------------TEN MINUTES LATAR-----------------------

We cut back to Big and Shadow waiting in the living room...as the door rings, Big suggests that Shadow goes and answers grumbled and complained about it for a few minutes...before he got up and answered the damn door.
Outside was all the guests holding....welll you guessed of chips, they flooded into the room like bats on a french fry.

The guests were very simple people, we have Voldo, Captain Hook, Rouge the Bat, Amy for some reason?...seconds later amy was kicked out so she wasn't there, but have Luigi, and then finally....The Goddamn Batman?What's he doing here?Nevermind that let's get to the Orgy!

----------TEN MINUTES OF STRIPPING NUDE LATAR--------------

We see them in a bed, holding onto eachother...as the orgy had just begun!
In the left corner we see Voldo power humping the shit out of Rouge...literally!She was moaning in pleasure, as underneath she is butt raping Captain hook, and then off to the side we see Big and Shadow raping Voldo grinning as they say.
"THIS IS THE BEST ORGY EEEEVVVAAAARRR!!!"

---------------------------TWENTY FIVE HOURS LATAR-------------------------

Voldo looked at them with sad eyes....he was sad that the orgy had were all sad that it had ended even Captain Hook, Rouge, Big,....and everyone were an idea sprung into Batman's head.
"Wanna go at it again?" asked the Dark Knight.

Everyone responded with... "HELL YES!THIS IS GONNA BE FUNNER THEN EVAR!"

-------------------------THE END-------------------------