All the new students were suppose to ride the boats with Hagrid to the castle but in case you did not know already Jessica was to good for that. She instead followed the group of older students towards the carriages.
"What is that?" She screamed pointing at the front of the self-carrying carriage. "What is what?" Dean Thomas asked from beside her. "There is nothing there."
But Jessica saw the black looking horses with creamy white eyes padding the ground softly with their hooves. She had never seen anyone die but when you are cool like Jessica you can see lots of stuff. "I changed my mind I want to ride on the boats! Those things are creepy!" So Jessica ran away towards the lake. But to her disappointment the last of the boats had left a long time ago. "Great. It's like nobody wants me to go to this stupid school!" Jessica huffed as she waded into the water slowly.
When Jessica reached the other side of the lake all the mermaids waved goodbye because she makes friends with everyone she happens to come across. "They make good tea down there." She sighed to herself.
A mere seconds after Jessica climbed up the rocky banks Voldermort showed up and killed all the mermaids. Then released his army of dolphins into the lake.
Jessica smiled as she pushed through the great hall doors. Everyone was already happily eating but when Jessica stepped into the great hall they turned and looked at her. Because she was amazing.
"Ah! Just who I have been looking for!" Dumbledore stood up from the head table. "Everyone may I have your attention please?"
Everyone turned their heads back to Professor Dumbledore. Jessica finally reached the front of the hall and stood beside him. "Everyone we will have a new student this year and her name is Jessica. Lot's of schools get new students but this one is like twenty times better in case you haven't already noticed. But Jessica is not an ordinary witch. You see Jessica is Harry Potter's younger sister."
The hall broke out in gasps of shock. "What? I don't have a younger sister!" Harry was outraged and on his feet at the Gryffindor table.
"Harry Jessica is your sister. You're just going to have to get over this." Dumbledore said sternly.
"Hold on a minute!" Hermione was on her feet now. "Why are you announcing this to the whole entire school body? Shouldn't this be something you discuss with Harry in private?"
Dumbledore gently removed with spectacles and rubbed his eyes with his long fingers. "Hermione," He began. "You should just shut up because I'm like a hundred years older than you so I think I know what I am doing. Plus I'm the freakin' Headmaster here and you are just a little girl!"
The hall erupted with laughter and Hermione sat down gloomily. Jessica smiled and Dumbledore gestured for her to make a speech. Because all new students make speechses.
"Well, I'm sure we are all going to get along great this year," She was interrupted by Draco who was shouting at her "JESSICA I LOVE YOU!"
"Somebody get that kid out of here." Jessica muttered to the security staff. Draco was hauled off to the dungeons.
"So anyway like I was saying, I'm sure you all will come to love me as much if not more than I love myself." Jessica bowed to the stupendous appualse and went to be sorted.
"GRYFINDOR!" The sorting hat shouted when it barely touched her head. "NO WAIT!" It shouted again "PUT ME BACK ON!"
McGonagal placed the hat back onto Jessica's head. "SLYTHERIN! NO WAIT I MEAN HUFFELPUFF! ERM RAVENCLAW! THAT'S IT RAVENCLAW!"
"I don't want to be in Raven claw!" Jessica protested loudly.
"FINE THEN GRYFINDOR!" The sorting hat finally came to it's conclusion. Ron, Hermonie and Harry all groaned loudly from the house table. Draco looked crushed. But he was still in the dungeon so nobody cared. Hopping down from the stool Jessica skipped and sat down next to Harry. "Hey big bro!"
"I'm not your brother!" Harry said to her with visible anger.
"Yeah you are mom hid me in America so we could someday wind up together and defeat Lord Voldemort as a team." Jessica grabbed at some food before a first year could grab it first.
"Maybe you parents hated you so they sent you to America so you would never find Harry." Hermonie suggested at Ron's roaring approval.
Jessica glared at Hermonie. "Shut up, if your parents love you so much how come they are barely ever mentioned in the books?"
"What? What books?" Hermonie asked. "I've read the entire library!"
"Erm, never mind. So Harry why don't we catch up, you know brother to sister." Jessica punched Harry on the shoulder a little to hard.
"Harry who is she?" Ginny Weasly sat opposite of them looking at Jessica. "I didn't know you had a sister."
"She's not my sister! She is some maniac who somehow got into Hogwarts!"
"That's it Harry I'm telling mom on you!" Jessica shouted.
"Our mom is DEAD!" Harry shouted back.
"Oh shut up Harry, we get it your parents are dead big deal. When are you going to stop complaining about that?" Snape asked walking by the table.
"Hey what's up uncle Snape!" Jessica gave Snape a high-five.
"Hey how is my favorite niecey-poo?" Snap crooned and pinched Jessica's cheek.
"Snape is not our uncle!" Harry immediately said.
"He is my uncle." Jessica said smugly. "Not yours."
"If we are brother and sister we would have the same uncle you dumbass!" Harry screamed throwing food up into the air like a child compared to the obviously more mature and sophisticated Jessica.
"Put a sock in it Harry this story is about me not you." Jessica shook her fist at her brother.
"Hey!" Proffessor McGonagal shouted from the head table. "Everyone shut the hell up and stop cramming your faces like a bunch of fatties it's bedtime! Prefects this is your only job in the whole series so get to it!"