First things first, making things clear – When I said I hated all things Twilight, I meant I hate all things Twilight (excluding teasing Twilight, bagging out Twilight and killing characters in Twilight)

Disclaimer: I don't own Vampire Academy or Twilight. You probably already know that, but I'm going to repeat it anyway. I don't own Vampire Academy or Twilight.

"Hey Rose" Said Lissa cheerfully as I walked in the door. "Where's Dimitri?"

"He went to see someone, an old friend I think." I replied. The cab had dropped me off at the apartment, but Dimitri had stayed in the car and given the driver another address.

"Do you know when he'll be back?" asked Lissa.

"He didn't say"

The apartment we were staying in was pretty big. It had to be, Lissa had somehow managed to get herself a four day holiday. She also managed to drag along Christian, Eddie and Me. Dimitri and another Guardian I didn't know had come along to be, well Guardians.

The other Guardian had told us to call him Guardian David. I wasn't sure if it was his first name or his last name. He didn't talk much; he just stood in corners watching Lissa.

"Where are Christian and Eddie?" I asked Lissa.

"I'm in here!" came a voice from one of the bedrooms. It was Christian.

"And Eddie left while you were gone, he said he was meeting Mia somewhere." Added Lissa.

Lissa was in the small kitchen, and I think she was cooking.

"What are you doing?" I asked her

"Cooking" she said brightly

"Do you even know how to cook?" I asked her.

"There's a first time for everything!" she told me. It wasn't that I had no confidence in Lissa, it's just, well, I'd get some take out later.

I walked into the room Christian was in, and saw him standing by the curtains. They were rather ugly, and I think the ends of them were burnt. I looked at Christian.

"What?!?" he asked me, hand in the air. "I didn't do it! Not on purpose!"

I laughed at him. And he scowled at me.

"They were ugly" he muttered.

"Hey, Rose!" shouted Lissa

"Yeah" I shouted back.

"Did I tell you were having dinner guests?"

"No!" I hated Dinner guests, and she knew it. Explains why she was cooking though. "Who are they?" I asked her, walking into the kitchen again so we wouldn't have to shout.

"It's a surprise, but there new to the neighbourhood."

"Lissa," I told her, "Were new to the neighbourhood, we've only been here a day!"

"There's nothing wrong with being nice" she said defensively.

*

After about an hour of lazing around, Dimitri came through the door.

"Where were you?" asked Christian.

"Visiting a friend," said Dimitri.

"We're having a Dinner Party!" Lissa told Dimitri. "With Guest's!"

"Did you tell Lissa about the people we met before?" Dimitri asked me.

"No," I said, shocked at myself. "I guess it slipped from my mind when I saw Lissa cooking."

"Miss Dragomir was cooking?!?!" asked Dimitri. Lissa nodded brightly at Dimitri and he mouth the words 'Take Out' to me.

"Anyway," I dragged out the word, "We met this other couple after the movie and the guy sparkled! It looked like he was wearing glitter!!!" I laughed, and I could see Christian laughing too. I could see Lissa holding back giggles. Guardian David, as usual was showing no emotion. It was kinda creepy.

"Seriously?" Asked Christian, "Glitter!"

"It looked like glitter" I laughed, "but he said it was a skin condition."

"I meant the other thing." said Dimitri, he wasn't laughing, he was frowning at me. I looked at him confused and he continued. "He was scared of the movie, and he was squeezing his girlfriends hand so hard he broke it. No human could do that."

"What movie did you see?" asked Lissa

"The Original Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie," I told her.

"Trying to get some tips, Rose?" teased Christian.

I laughed sarcastically,

"And he drove off in the opposite direction of the hospital," finished Dimitri.

Someone knocked on the door and Eddie came in with Mia. "Hey," they said together

"Hey" we replied.

"I told Mia she could tag along to dinner," said Eddie.

"The more the better" sang Lissa.

We filled Eddie and Mia in about Edward and Bella. We all agreed there was something wrong with Edward. These were our reasons:

1. He sparkled

2. He broke Bella's hand with his bare hand

3. He found Buffy the vampire slayer scary

4. He said he was taking Bella to a doctor but he drove off in the wrong direction

5. He was why to over-protective of Bella

6. He said he could kill us

7. He sparkled (Yes I know we repeated this one, but quoting Christian "Seriously?")

*

Lissa ended up burning whatever it was she was attempting to cook, so we got some takeout from down the road. I was on the table and we were all waiting for the mysterious dinner guests, Lissa wouldn't tell anyone who they were, not even the Guardians. She just said she'd invited a girl she'd me, named Isabella who said she'd bring her boyfriend.

They were late. Lissa was annoyed.

"Where are they?" she asked us the 100th time.

Just then the door knocked. Lissa opened the door excitedly to reveal Edward and Bella.

Dimitri and I both stared at Edward, while he stared back at us.

"Sorry we're late" apologised Bella.