Moonet: Yays, we start again!
Fandidot: Moon, you had so many spelling mistakes in the last chapter it looked like a kindergardener wrote it!
Moonet: You talk too much
Fandidot: Shut... the... hell.. up... Hey, Shonzo-chan, whatcha doin?
Shonzo-chan: Cleaning, and it sucks!
Fandidot: Ah, that makes me mad, and do you know what I do when I'm mad?
Moonet: You barf O.O
Fandidot: Nope! I do nothing xD I'm too lazy!
Shonzo-chan: Nice
Moonet: I wanna do disclaimer!
Fandidot: Moonet does not own Naruto
Moonet: Fandidot does not own Naruto
Fandidot: ...it's YOUR story
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Next morning at breakfast, TenTen said "That was a hell of a performance Temari." "TenTen is right, that was realy random yesterday.." Hinata said.
"Ah, relax guys!!! it'll be fine!! And if you think yesterday was bad just wait 'till later :D" Temari said with a wink then ran off to get breakfast with Ino.
As Temari was next to Ino in line Ino bumped into a man with blonde hair with glasses on and a fake mustache. "HEY WATCH WHERE GOING MAN"
Ino screached threw the cafeteria. " HEY HOW 'BOUT...." He sarted to say but then stopped. HE took off his lame dicised and say "OMFG I LIKE TOTALLY HAVE A TWIN LIKE OMFG ROFL NOOBALICIUS!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO MASTER SASORI!!! EEEPS!!!" Deidara squeeled.
After Deidara got calm again Temari took a deep breathe and sang a part of hot & cold....
We use to be, just like twins, so i seemed
the same, energy
now the dead battery
"Wow Temari we need to get you some help" Tenten said from behind. "Oh hey guys!! When did you get here?? And WHY did you come here"
Temari said." Well we heard you fucking singing again so we came to get you.... and we also heard Deidara's girly squeels and someone mistook it for little three year old screaming about not getting candy or somthing with Orchimaru..." Tenten said. Deidara was no where to be seen after when he heard Tenten calling him a three year old girl. Sasori found him crying under a tree later after breakfast.
Deidara's location...
"Hey Sasori un, Why do people keep calling me a girl un?" "Ummm..." Sasori was trying to say something that would make Deidara sheer up so he could pick on him later... Then out of nowhere, tobi pops up and answered Deidara's question. " Because they jelouse of Dee-dee having more friends that are girls. So Tobi is just saying Tobi think Deidara a good womnizer!!!" Deidara and Sasori stared at Tobi and a random question blurted out of Deidara's mouth. "Where did you learn the word 'womnizer'?" "Tobi learned it from Hidan!!! You bi- I mean witch..." Tobi said. "Before we go any further un,
where did you learn the B word ?" "Hidan Bitch!!!" Tobi said gleefully. Deidara and Sasori kept staring at tobi constently. "What? Tobi is a good boy!"
Back at Tenten's friend and herself location...
"I can't beleive the akatsuki is here -.-" Tenten said. "Well look on the bright side! Tommorow is the beginner's masquered balls dance!!!!" Hinata said.
"What are youguys gonna wear?"
"Well im goning to wear a black tank with a frill down the middle, a black skirt with frills at the end." Tenten said. "With a star feathered mask"
"I'm going to wear Violet dress with frills at the bottom. And at the top is a small desighn knitted sweater. To top it off with a bird violet cequined mask"
Hinata said. "I'm going to hold a miny fan with three moons on it. A white dress with purple circles at the bottom. and long sleeve, one torn off and one still on. And a Fan mask." Temari said. "Well..." Ino started. " I'm wearing a Red dress with medium sleeves with a pink shaul. Theres cequins on the back.
My mask is twon leafs on the side and a bird looking face down the middle." And with that, everyone slept for the night.