Hey guys you know what? i changed my mind i'll update now. so be thankful.

Disclaimer: i do own bleach it helps me get stains out of my clothes! oh! but not the anime or manga sadly tite kubo does. But i own the stuff that goes in the washer! th-that does count for something right?

Ichigo dodged the girl's sword and pulled out his badge forcing his soul from his body. He blocked the next blow with his Zangetsu. Upon seeing Ichigo's shikai Onica sneered. "Oh playing your little deceiving games huh? Well they won't work on me!"

"Oh shut up, Onica! I can keep my sword in shikai if I want!"

"Ha! it's illegal for a child of king to do so! You could get arrested for that along with the, like, 4 million other things you do wrong!" and thus the 1st battle of swords had ended, giving birth to a new verbal battle.

"Well if I'm such a screw up, then why does the king want to see me?"

"I have no idea!"

"Then why don't you go ask him!?"

"Well maybe I will!"

"Fine!"

"FINE!"

Then the girl turned and opened a portal to the king's realm and stepped into it. The portal closed behind her and a little girl with light brown hair walked up to her with a black cat.

"So.... did you get Ichigo?"

"Well funny story, he wants me to ask the king why he wants a screw up like him and I.... AM SUCH AN IDIOT!"

"That you are," said the girl.

"Indeed" the cat said.

"Still I am little curious as to why father wants him to come back?"

The girl and cat exchanged looks. God she was so oblivious! The wedding preparations should be a dead giveaway.

"I don't know maybe because you ARE SURPOSE TO MARRY THE GUY!" the girl exclaimed irritated at her princess' thick headedness.

"You make a good point. And i just can't wait for the wedding." Onica said dreamily.

"Ha! like that will happen!" a voice darkly stated. The three looked to where it came. There she stood, smirking at the blond, Naru Kurosaki, Ichigo's older sister.

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