Hm. I really have nothing to say. - Cheez

Chapter 2

Dino Island

Kimber -

"I dub thee, Dino Island," I said with a pleased smile. I had decided our house needed a name, so I made a sign and hung it on the door.

"Dino Island?" Sabrina asked skeptically. I whipped my head around, my hair flying in all directions.

"What? Sabrina doesn't like dinosaurs?" I yelled angrily. She blinked twice. "Death to Sabrina!" I tackled her, screaming, "RAPE!" It was a tradition we had started, scream rape when you glomp or tackle someone. Sabrina pushed me off of her and onto the soft grass, people were staring.

I furrowed my brow and went back inside, pouncing to the ground and crawling into my room. I looked around. I couldn't figure out how I had slept in that room without committing suicide last night. There were unicorns and rainbows on the walls and it was all pink. I had lied to Sabrina about it. I admit, I felt guilty, but I feel guilty alot. Once I felt guilty for not cleaning up my friend's dish in her own house.

After looking at Sabrina's room, I realized that the people who lived there last must have either been delusional or opposites, or maybe a mother and daughter. I felt sorry for that mother, I'd always hated girls. Yes, I know I am one.

So anyway, I picked up my school uniform. Sabrina dreaded them, even though she seemed like the type that would take pleasure in wearing a frilly yellow thing. Well, don't judge a book by its cover.

I, for one, loved it. And I decided to wear it with my shoes with the rainbows on them, no matter what their dress code had against it. They were forty-five dollar shoes; I couldn't just not wear them.

I sauntered over to the bathroom and I brushed through my hair about five times and then pulled it into a side ponytail, which wasn't very long because my hair was just above my shoulders. I sighed, petting it to urge my hair to grow faster. I brushed my teeth with my awful-tasting toothpaste that was comparable to swamp water. I then washed my mouth out four times with water in the kitchen. I walked toward the entry, ripping a hole in the rice paper the size of my body.

"Damn rice paper, thinks it's so great, smirking like that, well I'll show it! I will prevail!" I screamed, grabbing my school bag and waiting in front of the door. I put my hand on my hip, tapping my foot impatiently.

"Young Blood!" I screamed. Sabrina appeared at my side.

"To school!" I yelled, pumping my fist into the air. Sabrina just nodded slowly and grabbed her backpack. We walked through the crowded streets of Japan to the school. I looked up; it was a huge school with so many windows. I'd always loved windows, despite the fact that I had broken many in my life.

I backed up more and more until I fell down. Sabrina helped me up and we walked into the school. She muttered "wow." But other than that she didn't seem very astounded. I, on the other hand, was dumbfounded. It was like the schools of my dreams.

We opened the doors and Sabrina pulled out a piece of paper.

"Haruhi said that we go to this room," Sabrina said, pointing to a spot on the small map she had.

"You lead the way, we all know I'm bad at directions," I said, waving my arms dismissively. Sabrina nodded and hoisted up her bag, making her way through the beautiful hallways. I smiled at the elegance of it all, feeling rich and powerful for once. Sabrina opened the door to a room full of calm children, the opposite of our old school. I saw Haruhi wave to us and we walked over there. She was at the bottom left corner of the room. I sat diagonal from her and Sabrina sat beside me. She had informed us that the seats behind us were taken.

"Like the school?" Haruhi asked. I nodded vigorously, still looking around in wonder. Haruhi then went silent and looked at the door. Two people came through the door sporting the same light red-orange hair colour. I raised my eyebrow. They turned around and I saw that they were twins. They sat down gracefully behind Sabrina and I. The one behind me whispered something to Haruhi and turned to his brother.

"Friends of Haruhi's!" The other said, covering his mouth with his hand like he was in shock.

"It's quite possible that they are commoner's," The one behind me said. The one behind Sabrina gasped.

"Yes!" He pointed to my shoes. "Just look at the sloppy way she wears her uniform!"

"Sickening," The one behind me put in.

"We can hear you," I said, turning around and glaring at the one behind me. He ignored me. Sabrina turned around as well.

"Yeah that was rather rude," She said.

"No need to give me sass," I scolded. The twins looked at each other then at Haruhi. I whipped around, my hair hitting the twin behind me on the face. The teacher then stood up at the front of the room.

"This is math class!" He told them all. I turned to Sabrina to whisper.

"Did you hear that? Math!" I exclaimed, "I love math!" Sabrina smiled half-heartedly and laughed nervously.

"Ah! You two, the blabbermouths, you are our new kids, yes?" The teacher asked. Sabrina nodded proudly.

"Yup!" She said happily.

"Come to the front please," The teacher said. I looked at Sabrina, she seemed to be moping. What did she have against being at the front of the class? I love the front!

"Say something about yourself, blonde one," He commanded Sabrina. Sabrina rambled on about video games while I observed the teacher better now that I was closer to him. He had black hair that looked very greasy with a short ponytail coming out of the back. It was really scary. I could tell I would be dreading that class every day from then on.

"And you?" He asked me. I shook my head to clear my thoughts.

"My name's Kimber. I like kicking annoying puppies, video games, chocolate milk, and running down roads for no apparent reason. I'm a thirteen year old obsessive compulsive, cynical perfectionist," I explained, clapping my hands together at the end. "Any questions?" A boy with blue-ish hair put up his hand. I pointed to him.

"If you're thirteen how are you in grade nine?" He asked.

"Because I refuse to turn fourteen, which was supposed to happen ummm…" – I paused to count on my fingers – "A-" I started, but then I forgot the number I had in my head. "A while ago." I then sat down promptly in my seat, folding my hands and ignoring the snickering behind me. I just narrowed my eyes and resisted the temptation to throw my pencils at them. When the teacher assigned our textbook work I started right on it, finishing in no time.

"Has anyone wondered why Haruhi's wearing a guy's uniform?" Sabrina asked. I looked up from my work for a moment. You see, Sabrina had thought Haruhi was a guy at first, which made me laugh, I could tell she was a girl from her eyelashes and facial proportions, but maybe I'm just more observant than her.

"Really? I didn't notice," I said blankly. I turned to face Haruhi. "It suits her."

"Don't you mean 'him'?" The twin behind Sabrina said, laughing nervously. His brother covered his mouth.

"Uh, No. Haruhi's a girl," I said, narrowing my eyes. Both twins looked at Haruhi.

"Don't tell anyone," She whispered to me and Sabrina.

"Why not?" I asked, whispering louder than necessary.

"Because… they all think I'm a guy…" She whispered. I smiled happily.

I turned around and kept at me work like it was normal for a girl to say "they think I'm a guy". I went back to doing my work quietly, suspiciously looking at Sabrina. When she was least expecting it, I slapped her nose. She tilted her head back in surprise and then forcefully leaned back down, bleeding profusely. I laughed sharply, earning some glares. I resisted my urge to stick my tongue out at them and instead I ripped a piece of paper out of my book and held it under Sabrina's nose.

"Pinch it," I commanded. She obliged.

"Ohmigod!" a blonde girl beside Sabrina yelled. She gasped, pointing one long pink nail in Sabrina's direction. "This girl'sbleeding!" She said bleeding like it was a swear, like no one ever bleeds, no way.

"To the nurse!" The teacher yelled. He hoisted Sabrina up by her shoulders and forced her to walk ahead of him.

"Go go go!" He commanded.

"I'm going, I'm going!" Sabrina said, throwing her hands into the air. They then left, leaving me with a cross-dresser and scary twins. I gulped. I knew I couldn't resist.

So I did it.

I turned around.

"Do you perchance have six fingers?" I asked the right twin. He waved his fingers in the air quickly, not giving me enough time to count them, but I assumed he had five.

"You didn't give me enough time to count them!" I whined.

"Too fast for your commoner mind?" He retorted. He put them up one at a time, counting slowly. "One… two… three… four…five." I frowned.

"You disappoint me," I said, shaking my head and turning back around. I heard him mutter things to his brother and I couldn't take it anymore. I spun around again.

"Why do you call us commoners anyway?" I asked angrily, "You're no better."

"Shows how little a commoner knows," The brother on the left said. I saw Haruhi twitching out of the corner of my eye.

"For the love of mittens!" I exclaimed, throwing my hands up into the air. I had never met a more frustrating two people. The twins looked at each other.

"Mittens?" They said in unison, their eyebrows rising in sync.

"Yeah! You heard me!" I said, sneering. I turned around as the teacher ran back in full-speed.

"She's okay! She's not dead!" He yelled, his hands thrown back like some sort of screaming maniac. He sat back at the front just as the bell rang for our next class. I got up, grabbed my bag, glared at the twins, and left.

The rest of the day's classes were boring, for the most part. They were all classes I was good at, however, and I almost died of happiness when I found out that P.E. was optional. We had… Chemistry (in which I was partnered with some awesome Italian kid), English, Physics, Art, and Modern Japanese. It was a good day, I'd have to say. Ha! I rhyme! I yawned and opened the door to the world outside of Ouran High School. I lifted my foot to take a step, and then it dawned on me. I hadn't noticed all day. Sabrina was still in the nurse's office with her bleeding nose. I went back into the school on a mission for a door that said "Nurse's Office". And I failed.

I wandered aimlessly until I finally realized that I was completely and totally lost. I heard a voice and I turned around hastily, seeing a young blond boy and an older black-haired boy.

"Do you by chance know where the nurse's office is?" I asked the younger one, the older one looked a little scary. The young one smiled warmly at me and pointed down the hall.

"It's down there, to the left," He explained. I ruffled his hair.

"You're a good kid," I complimented, running off in the fear of the older one murdering me. I waltzed into the "Nurse's Office", throwing the doors open.

"Diamonds!" I sang loudly, "Are a! Girls… best… friiieeeeeend!" Sabrina laughed and jumped off of the hospital bed.

"I didn't realize you were gone until school ended," I explained.

"Oh you're nice," Sabrina said sarcastically, adding a glare. I scrunched up my nose and we left.

We arrived home and my tummy was grumbly. Which almost rhymed.

"Food…" I muttered, craving something salty and wonderful.

"Instant ramen!" Sabrina screamed. I dropped my bag to the ground and I ran to the kitchen, carefully stepping through the large hole in the rice paper. I whipped around and pointed menacingly at the screen.

"You bet your ass I just bypassed you," I muttered, turning around and going to the cupboard. I took out the ramen, gasping at the package.

"Get in here!" I yelled. Sabrina came running in.

"Premium brand? What is this crap?" I screamed, throwing it at her face. It hit dead on and she grabbed it as it fell slowly.

"We must buy more ramen," I said blankly.

"Or go to a ramen shop," Sabrina offered.

"Fine. But first, throw this stuff out," I said angrily, tossing all the ramen we bought at her in one big lump.

Heyheyhey! So, chapter 2, from my view! Wow, I rhyme a lot don't I? Yay for me! Kekeke.

So, prepare for a Sabrina chapter after this! Mwahahahahaha!

That premium brand stuff, it's never trustworthy.

- Picklez

P.S. Digimon is an AWESOME show.