Michael:

So Jimbo and Pamarama are finally getting hitched. Tying the knot. Doing the right thing. And…Uh…sending your ratings through the roof? Right?

(The producer says something, but it's hard to hear because it's not picked up by a mic)

Sure. That's what she said.

Anyway. I've bought their gift. And I can guarantee that they'll love it.

I've got a tie-it's red-that I've been saving for a very special occasion, and I'm sure this counts.

And I'm even commissioning a special Dundie just for this exalted occasion. I'm not going to tell you what it's for, but it's going to be special.

Pam:

I know that Jim and I will be getting a Dundie from Michael as a wedding present. He made me send out an envelope that was sealed with about two rolls of tape and marked "Top Secret" to the same place that does all our regular trophies.

Stanley:

My wife made me buy a gift off of Jim and Pam's registry. So I still have two toasters.

Might as well open the box. The one we're using right now keeps burning my toast.

Andy:

Tuna and Pam are getting married soon. It just makes me more excited for my own upcoming nuptials.

Yup. Me and the future Mrs. Bernard here (Pulls Angela in from out of frame, but she elbows him on the chest and stalks off) fully intend to find some inspiration from their wedding for once we start planning for our own big day.

Meredith:

So Jim and Pam are getting married. (Snorts) Who besides those two didn't see that one coming? Hell. Agnes from my "book club" pretty much nailed how they'd be discovered...but...she got the proposal completely wrong.

Andy and Angela. Now that no one saw coming.

Oscar:

I am very happy for Jim and Pam. They've obviously gotten through a lot to be where they are right now and they deserve every bit of happiness that they have and will have.

I'm a bit worried, though. Because Gil's been hinting that he wants to go to San Francisco for our next vacation ever since the invitation came in the mail.

Kevin:

(Miffed)

I know that I left Scrantonicity II and that I'm not in a band right now. But you think that they could have at least asked me if I was available before hiring a DJ. Right?

(Brightens)

But at least Pam's single friends will be at the reception. I'm sure she knows a couple of creative artsy chicks who are into all that mystical new age stuff.

(Smiles)

Kelly:

Pam decided not to have any bridesmaids and that totally bummed me out. But it turned out to be a good thing, because I went to the mall for some retail therapy and-Oh. My. God! I found this totally cute dress that will make all the guys look at me! I just hope some of Jim's single friends are hot.

Jim:

Pam and I've warned all of our friends and family about the people we work with. But we won't be surprised if some of them never talk to us again or if our invitations to future get-togethers are "lost in the mail."

Hopefully my nieces and nephews won't end up in therapy after the reception.

(Mugs for the camera, but he is quite serious)

Dwight:

Jim and Pam are getting married. That is a special occasion, so I will once again be wearing the tuxedo my grandfather was buried in. (His tone changes to show that he is trying to hide something) After all, I am a single man on the prowl for eligible ladies, and I must look my best.

(Composes himself, clears his throat, and his tone changes back to Classic Dwight)

Jim and Pam were kind enough to invite Mose as well. He'll be wearing the tuxedo we buried his father in. Plus, he is preparing a special gift basket of the various beet products available from Schrute Farms in honor of the occasion. It's available online as the "Jim and Pam Commemorative Gift Set" at www.schr-

(The talking head is cut off before he can finish the address)

Phyllis:

Oh, it's been extremely busy for me these past few weeks. Michael got so worked up at the fact that Jim and Pam are getting married that he had me organize a "Congratulations!" party for each of them. That's two parties!

Of course it became easier to fulfill my duties as head of the Part Planning Committee once Angela gave me her vendors list. (Evil smile)

Oh, and Bob Vance promised to give Jim and Pam a good deal on any of the products available in Vance Refrigeration's premium line.

Angela:

(Silence. She simply scowls at the camera)

Creed:

Jim and Pam are getting married?

(Thinks for a few seconds)

Is he the guy I sold weed to?

No…wait…that kid's in jail isn't he? Crap! What if he rats me out to get a better deal? Ooh…I might have to use that package I keep hidden behind the fridge. Or the one I have in the toilet tank in the ladies'.

(Realizes that the camera is recording him)

You did not hear that.

Holly:

Of course I'm excited. Jim and Pam have been so good to me and helped me get settled here and showed me the all the ropes that Toby failed to mention-and there was a lot he failed to mention.

Anyway. I found this beautiful red dress when I went to buy their wedding gift and I thought it would be perfect. Especially since they're getting married so close to Christmas.

(Pause)

Yeah. I've heard all the jokes about my name.

This was the first time I've written for most of these characters, so I'd really appreciate some feedback on how they were portrayed in this chapter.