Hey evr'ybody! Thanks for reviewin'! I'd also like to thank the following reviewers: Zornith, cakreut12, DannyPhantomLover, and Dannys-Ghostly-Girl. Oh and a special note for the Desert Fox: I will be using some of the quotes you typed up in your review for some chapters. Just givin' ya a heads up. And now, on with the show! Uh… fic.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the story.

PhantomAL

Chapter 2

A Night on the Town

(Danny's POV, I do this because I can)

"It's party time!" I, well the mask made me say, "P-A-R-T! Y? Because I… gotta!"

I then slid outside my room into the hall. I then heard snoring coming from my parents' room.

"SHHHHHHHH!" I said to absolutely no one.

I then made it my way to sneak towards the stairs to make my leave. When suddenly, an alarm clock bounced out of my pocket, and weirder still, it was laughing. I tried grabbing it, but it just kept bouncin'! I then put on an evil grin and pulled out a giant croquet mallet out of my pocket. It seems that with this mask on, I had the ability to warp the world around me as I saw fit. Cool. I then made a few swing with the mallet, missing the clock but hitting the floor and the wall with huge holes in them. I finally backed the clock into a corner. I let out a whooping battle cry, and with one swing…

CRASH! BOING!

"Snooooooze…" I whispered. Again to no one.

Then my mom came in the hall, with a mask of her own. A face mask. For you girls out there, you should know what a face mask is. I turned around and looked at her. Yikes.

"Ahhhhhhh!" she screamed.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH ya ha ha ha ha ha!" I screamed, causing my eyeballs to literally pop out of my head. She grabbed her Fenton Foamer, and unloaded a couple of rounds near me, assuming I was a ghost. Well, she was HALF right, pun intended. Of course, I bounced out of the way of them. With each bounce, I made my way closer to the window. I then crashed through the window, and fell down.

"Yah ha ha ha ah ah ah ha ha!" I screamed as I fell. I then hit the pavement with a SPLAT, causing my body to spread out across said pavement. I then pulled my flat self up. I was as flat as a piece of paper.

"Look Ma! I'm road kill! Ha ha ha!" I laughed.

Holding a thumb inside my mouth, I quickly inflated myself. I then made my way down the street, seeing if there was any action goin' on. How little I know.

I then spotted Dash and his gang hanging out near a brick wall. Dash came up to me.

"Hey weirdo," he said in his trademark nasally yet tough sounding voice. "You got the time?"

"As a matter of fact," I said coolly, "I DO cubby."

I slid up to him and pulled out a pocketwatch.

"Look at that!" I said. "It's about 5 seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head!"

The stopwatch rang, and I went to work. I honked his nose, and then turned him around for an atomic wedgie.

"WWWWWEDGIE!" I yelled at him as I gave him a wedgie to remember for a LONG time. I then pushed him towards his gang, knocking them over. I then ran into the alley as they ran after me. As they made their way into the alley, I had set up a small podium. And I had a circus sideshow runner's outfit on.

"Hurry, hurry, hurry!" I said in my sideshow accent. "Step right up! Don't be shy! No one likes a bashful leatherhead!"

They looked at me with the ever-famous: "is-this-guy-crazy?" look.

"MOVE IT!" I screamed in my normal voice. "For my first trick," I said pulling out a long balloon and inflating it, "I'd like to do something for you son." I pointed to Kwan. I twisted the balloon into a giraffe shape.

"We have a giraffe." I handed the balloon to Kwan. "There you go son. Now beat it kid. Ya bother me."

The crowd applauded, except for Dash, who was looking pretty sore after the wedgie.

"Next," I said pulling out a pack of grenades. "Sorry, wrong pocket." I threw the grenades behind me, causing them to explode. BOOOM! It didn't faze me as much as it did the ears of the gang. I then pulled out a pink balloon, inflated it, and twisted it.

"We have a French poodle." I gave the balloon to Paulina. Just as I was giving it to her, I popped the balloon with my middle finger. "Sorry sister." I said. "The dog was rabid. I had to put it down." She looked at me with a sad/angry face.

"And last but not least," I said with a menacing grin, "my personal favorite."

I pulled out a long black balloon and inflated it. I twisted it into a shape of, well…

"A Tommy gun!" I yelled.

I then was about to fire it when they ran away. I pulled the trigger and out came… water. "Suckers" I said. I then finally gained control of my body.

"This is incredible" I said. "The ghost powers were great, but imagine the possibilities with these powers."

Suddenly, the mask got control of me again.

"I can fight crime, protect the innocent, work for world peace! But first…"

I then whirlwinded my way to the other side of town. There was two more people I needed to get revenge on…

I made my way to the scooter repair shop. At the moment, the two sleazy owners were eating beef burritos. So you could only imagine the smell. But I busted in there and picked up two scooters like they were sticks.

"Hold on to your lugnuts!" I yelled. "It's time for an overhaul!"

I then started to spin the scooters around. Then I span my entire body around in another whirlwind.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" the owners screamed. Like anyone could hear them. And then… well… sorry. That was last thing I remembered doing. Because everything else I forgot doing was forgotten when I woke up the next morning…

Sorry to leave ya hanging like that, but my birthday's tomorrow. So I'll finally be a teenager! Yay! So my gift to you will be yet another chapter of this thing! And your gift to me will be your reviews. And if anyone sends me flames, I have the mask on my desk in a glass case. Just in case I ever need it…

PhantomAL