Hi, everyone~! Welcome to chapter two~! I saw that the last chapter had recieved its first flame... Chapter Two:
Fuji: Sa~ Something about Mary-sues, Yumi-chan...
Yumi: Mary-sues? HA! I spit on them! Yukiko and Yumi are, in fact, NOT Mary-sues! I took a litmus test for both of them and their scores are...~!
Momo: Yumi got an 11 and Yukiko got a 13~!
Yumi: And that means...~?
Eiji: They aren't sues nya~~!
Yumi: Yosh! So SUCK IT!
Oishi: Yumi-chan!
Yumi: Gomen...
Inui: We need to give a disclaimer for Yumi-chan...Whoever doesn't give the disclaimer has to drink my Aozu...
Everyone: YUMI-CHAN DOES NOT OWN TENNIS NO OUJII-SAMA! OR ITS CHARACTERS!
Yumi: Fujioka Yumi and Tsukino Yukiko belong to my friend Yuki~! All flamers will be blocked! There's giving critisim and there's being an ass...Be nice when giving critisim! Arigatou~~! Enjoy~~!
Shuukyoku Fueiru da!
(The Ultimate Fail!)
Over the next few days, Yumi has been cooking up ways for her cousin and best friend to be together. Sadly, they have all failed. But it was all trial and error, Yumi had thought. Figuring out the ultimate tactic, she'd be damned if it didn't work. She met up with Yukiko like usual and began her ultimate plan.
"Hey, Yuki-chan~!" Yumi greeted her pleasantly. Yukiko only stared, knowing something was up.
"Um…hi?" Yukiko greeted back nervously.
"So…How's it goin'?" Yumi asked, acting a little too casual. Yukiko continued to stare, her friend's behavior confirming that there was something weird going on.
"Ok, what do you want?"
"Kaidoh wrapped up in a pretty bow, but that's beside the point. I don't want anything~! I swear~! Not from you anyway…" Yumi replied with cheesy grin. Yukiko giggled, knowing she was right.
"Any who…So, what do you think of Eiji~?" Yumi asked with a sly smile.
"Eh!" Yukiko exclaimed, blushing brightly.
"C'mon, you can tell me!" Yumi said, trying to make her feel comfortable to confess.
"Ano…I-I have no idea what you're talking about…" Yukiko answered, turning away.
"Uh-huh…Like how Momo-chan doesn't eat in class?" Yumi sarcastically thought.
"Come on, Yuki-chan!" Yumi whined, tugging on her sleeve.
"I really don't know what you're talking about!" Yukiko lied, trying to make Yumi drop the subject.
"Mou~ Fine, you win this round, Yuki-chan…" Yumi whined as she accepted defeat.
"Phew~!" Yukiko sighed in relief but then grinned, "I love you, Yuu-chan~!"
"Yeah, yeah…" Yumi grumbled, waving the comment off as she went to her seat. The teacher walked in and smiled.
"Ohayo gozaimasu, minna-san." The teacher greeted.
"Ohayo!" The class said in unison as they all bowed to him.
"Alright, today we're going to pair up for the balcony scene in Romeo and Juliet. So…I can't believe I'm going to say this…But I want you to choose your partners. So pair off!" The teacher announced and left to give everyone time to pair up. As soon as he left, all most all the girls flooded around Momo and Kaidoh.
"Kyah~ Kaidoh-kun, do you want to be my partner~?" One girl asked, blushing madly.
"Fsssh…" Kaidoh responded, feeling very irritated.
"No way! He's gonna be my partner!" Another girl argued, which then started an all-out war over the Viper of SeiGaku.
"Fsssh…" Kaidoh hissed, wanting to kill himself or at least hide under a rock.
In the background, Yumi, Yukiko and Momo all watched the horrific scene play out. Yumi whistled, impressed by the competition.
"Wooooow…" Yukiko said, dragging out the word.
"Grr…Baka Mamushi!" Momo growled.
"Well! I better go put some bitches in their place! I'll take but a small moment." Yumi stated, cracking her knuckles as a sadistic smile crawled across her face. Yukiko chuckled nervously, knowing Yumi would spill blood if that's what it came down to.
"Oi! BACK THE FUCK OFF!" Yumi hollered. Yukiko and Momo stared in shock.
"Make us!" One of the girls challenged. Yukiko let out a sigh, feeling sorry for the poor girl
"3…2…1…"
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY!" Yumi exploded.
"Yeah…There's gonna be blood now…" Yukiko said. She blinked when a new arrival appeared in the group.
"Hey, Kaidoh!" She greeted. Momo grabbed her and smirked.
"Too late, Mamushi! Yuki-chan is MY partner!" He taunted. Kaidoh only glared.
"Fsssh…"
"Take THAT, you melee-mouthed bastards!" Yumi's voice yelled. Yukiko only smiled, Momo was disturbed and Kaidoh didn't really care.
"Have we all paired up? The teacher asked, freezing at the sight before him. Yumi had one of the girls in a sleeper hold.
"Now say Kaidoh's mine!" Yumi demanded darkly.
"He…He's yours…!" The girl wheezed, terrified.
"Fujioka-san!" the teacher yelled. Yumi froze and dropped the girl instantly.
"H-Hai…?" She asked, already knowing what was coming.
"DETENTION!" The teacher yelled.
"Hai…" Yumi whined and dragged herself to her seat.
"Shimatta…" She muttered.
"Fsssh…Thanks…" Kaidoh mumbled. She perked and smiled, "You're welcome!" She replied happily.
While that hectic scene was taking place, Eiji had a weird feeling tingle in the back of his mind.
"Nya~?" Eiji muttered in confusion.
"What's wrong, Eiji?" Fuji asked.
"Ora? Oh, it's nothing really." Eiji replied with a grin.
"Hmm…Why do I have the feeling that Yumi-chan did something terrible?" Eiji thought. He shrugged it off and went back to reading.
After classes were done, Momo invited Yukiko to watch him and the other Regulars practice.
"Um…Okay…Why not?" Yukiko said sweetly, smiling brightly.
"Kawaii…!" Momo thought, but then shook his head, remembering the plan that Yumi told him.
[Flashback]
"Hey, Momo-chan." Yumi said, looking around to make sure Yukiko wasn't around.
"What's up, Yumi-chan? Oh! Nice sleeper hold by the way." He praised.
"Thanks! Anyway, I need your help…"
"Oh? What for?" He asked.
"I need you to bring Yuki-chan with you to tennis practice so that my cousin can finally confess his profound love to her." She explained, grinning madly.
"Leave it to me!" He told her, standing heroic-like.
"Um…Right. Well, I have to go to detention now. So…Don't screw this up!" Yumi hissed before jogging off.
"Wow…She's scary…" Momo thought.
[End Flashback]
Momo shuddered at the thought of what Yumi would do if he failed.
"Momo?" Yukiko called, waving her hand in front of his face.
"Eh? Oh…What were talking about again?" He asked, rubbing the back of his neck nervously. Yukiko's head dropped and she sighed before looking back up at him.
"Hoi…We were talking about you taking me to practice?" She reminded.
"Oh yeah! Let's go!" Momo chirped and grabbed her hand, dragging her off to the courts.
"W-Wait! Momo!" Yukiko whined.
Back with Yumi, she was currently devising a battle map for her plan.
"Yosh! That should do it!" She stated proudly, marveling her masterpiece. Tears of joy filled her eyes as she contemplated two things:
1) When their first date was going to happen so she could spy
2) Momo better not screw up or he would surely face her wrath.
Now, on the boy's tennis club courts Yukiko was amazed at how well the Regulars played.
"Sugoi~!" She breathed.
"Hey~! Hoi hoi, Yuki-chan!" A familiar voice called.
"Oh! Hi, Eiji-kun!" Yukiko greeted back, smiling sweetly.
"What brings you here?" Eiji asked, sitting next to her.
"Momo dragged me here…He really hurt my hand, he squeezed so hard." She muttered.
"MOMO!" Eiji angrily thought, wanting to kill him.
"Are you alright at least nya~?" Eiji asked, worried.
"Yup-yup!" Yukiko answered cutely.
"Eiji, come on! Back to practice!" Oishi called.
"Aw~! Ok!" Eiji whined. He looked to Yukiko.
"Oh, Yuki-chan…"
"Yeah?" She asked, tilting her head cutely. Eiji blushed and fiddled with his racket.
"Ano…I was wondering…if you wanted to-…"
"Twenty laps…" Tezuka stated appearing next to him. Eiji whined, "Wonderful…"
"Gomen, Eiji-kun…" Yukiko frowned. He smiled brightly.
"It's ok! I'll see you in a little bit!" He called as he ran back to the courts. Yukiko blushed and continued to watch everyone practice.
Spying from a distance with hi-tech binoculars, Yumi cursed at everyone that interrupted the future couple.
"Damn you, Tezuka!" Yumi growled lowly.
"Yumi-chan?" A voice asked behind her. She froze.
"H-Hai?" She answered, slowly turning around.
"What are you doing?" The person asked. Yumi smirked.
"I should be asking you the same thing, Momo-chan." She said as she stood.
"Well, I asked first!" He argued.
"So? Your point is?" She quipped, smirking. He growled lowly.
"Great. She's exactly like that baka Mamushi!" He thought.
"Momo!" Someone called out to him, signaling he should return to practice.
"Coming!" Momo called and winked at Yumi, "Good luck with that plan of yours." And with that, he jogged off. Yumi stared at his retreating form blankly before shrugging it off.
"Oh well." She muttered and went back to spying.
When practice ended, Yukiko waited outside the locker room for Eiji (he requested it and didn't even wait for her to confirm before running off).
"Geeze…What's taking so long?" Yukiko muttered impatiently, looking at her watch.
"Yo, Yuki-chan!" Yumi greeted as she walked up.
"Hi-hi…" Yukiko greeted softly, continuing to stare at her watch before letting out a sigh.
"So…Where's Eiji?" Yumi asked, looking around.
"I don't know…but if he doesn't show up soon, I'm leaving…"
"WHAT! No, don't leave!" Yumi whimpered.
"Well…I gotta get going…"
"B-But…!" Yumi whined, grabbing Yukiko's bag.
"Gomen, Yuu-chan!" Yukiko smiled apologetically before jogging off. Yumi slouched and blew some stray hairs from her face.
"Shimatta…" She muttered.
"You're Yumi-chan?" A voice asked, making her jump. She turned.
"Who wants to know?" She questioned darkly. A boy with a fox-like smile on his face stood before her.
"I'm Fuji Syuusuke; I'm Eiji's classmate…" He greeted. She blinked.
"Okay…So…Where is he?"
"He left with Momo and Echizen to get something to eat." Fuji explained.
"He did WHAT!" She yelled. He bowed.
"Gomen na, Yumi-chan. Ja!" He said and walked off. She waved.
"Ja ne, Fuji-senpai…" She muttered. She then clenched her fist.
"Momoshiro…! YOU'RE DEAD MEAT, YA HEAR ME!" She yelled.
At the burger place with Echizen and Eiji, Momo shuddered harshly.
"Mou~? What's wrong, Momo?" Eiji asked.
"You okay, Momo-senpai?" Echizen asked. Momo smiled and nodded.
"Hai! It must be a little cold in here!" He said and zipped up his jacket. He gulped.
"Kuso…Yumi-chan is gonna murder me…I can feel it…" He thought.