"Will this is the dorm you'll all be staying at." Sakomoto said showing them into the building. "There are two students to a dorm room so if you'd like a specific roommate now's the time to say so." Quickly Kyle latched on to Stan, while Butters looked up at Cartman. "Though the princesses get their own private room, For the safety of their image." Suddenly three faces plummeted to the floor.
"Wait why the hell can't I dorm with them!" Cartman asked his voice rising. "I should be able to bunk with whoever I want! Besides if you're worried about ruining my "image" forget it. It's not like we haven't had sleepovers before. I've seen them naked and trust me I don't care about this princess thing." Cartman rambled growing angrier by the minute.
"I'm sorry but it's not done." Sakamoto said avoiding the behemoths gaze.
"Will then I'll make it happen! I refuse to be disrespected and denied." Cartman yelled turning to head back towards the student council room, Butters, Kyle, and Kenny turning to follow their friend.
"Cartman you idiot. Stop complaining and making yourself a pain in the ass." Kyle yelled running to keep up.
"Uhh… E-eric I think Kyle's right. You shouldn't make them upset and will they'll probably won't let you anyway." Butters said wringing his hands.
"Yeah, Cartman I know you're angry and shit but if you piss them off to much they can send you home man." Kenny tried pleading, though it was a bit muffled do to the fact his hood was pulled up. Kenny definitely didn't want his pal going home, but he knew if the behemoth set his mind to it he'd stop at nothing to get it. So when he responded with an "I don't care" shrug, Kenny knew Cartman wasn't' going to listen.
"Cartman if you get sent home it's your own fault!" Kyle said turning on his heel to head back towards the dorms. "Honestly I don't even see the point." He muttered.
"Alright man if your goanna make a big deal of this, what can I do to help?" Kenny asked defeated. Cartman glanced down giving him a simple nod of thanks. They walked in silence and it wasn't tell they got to the now all too familiar hall that the behemoth spoke
"Will I've already got a plan you and Butters just need to play along and then I'll get my room." He replied as they approached the student's council room for the third time that day.
"I refuse to be denied!" Eric Cartman said charging into the council room, Kenny and Butters scrambling in after him. As Cartman slammed the door the two blondes noticed the three girls in the room. Kenny flashed them his famous smile and flipped the hair from his eyes. Shockingly instead of receiving giggles and winks like he did in South Park they looked confused and one even laughed.
"What seems to be the problem Cartman san?" The president asked bringing Kenny back to the situation at hand.
"My room! Why should I not be allowed to dorm with my best friends?" The behemoth began ranting letting out all of his pint up anger. "I demand that I be allowed to dorm with whoever I want. Even if their bitchy princesses." Cartman said glaring at the president. "Another thing I demand respect. I am these two's manager and as such I demand that you respect my authoritie! So any decisions about them go through me got it! But about my room…"
The president starred at the boy having a silent argument with himself. It was unheard of to have a princess share a room with a non-princess. However it was quiet obvious this larger boy was a trouble maker and a force to be reckoned with. He liked a challenge and this young lad seemed perfectly capable of providing him with one. So instead of sending him home he decided to let Cartman have this small victory. "Who will you be rooming with then?"
Cartman smiled glad to get his way while his two friends gaped in disbelief. Kenny couldn't believe that the fatass had actually succeeded but all the same was happy with the prospect of bunking with his best bud.
"Butters." Cartman said smiling. Kenny nodded in agreement. Wait what did he say? Butters? Kenny looked from the little blonde to his best friend since kindergarten shocked.
"Alright we'll have your things moved to the P-Room. About you being their manager, please join us after school. You should all head back to class, you three too." He said gesturing to the girls. Slowly they all headed to the door leaving Kenny to stare at Butters.
"Ah… Kenny we ah already missed a lot of class we should probably head back to Mr. Sakomoto." Butters stuttered wringing his hands.
"Yeah Kenny honestly stop starring into space, no wonder you die so often." His best friend said in English, obviously annoyed.
"Coming…" He muttered, hurrying to keep up with the two roommates. Stupid Butters…
Cartman was in his own happy little world of bliss everything seemed to be going his way at least for now anyway. Not only had he managed to place Kyle in a hilariously funny situation but he also seemed to now have the ability to make his second toy, Butter's life tortuous by becoming his manager.
Screw Kyle if he thought the behemoth wouldn't cash in on these princess profits. Kyle's life was about to turn into a living hell if Eric Cartman had any say in the matter.
"E-eric umm… why did you want to room with me so bad?" Butters stuttered looking up at the larger boy Eric sent him a glance that seemed to scare the boy. "I ahh… mean I ah… don't mind in all but wouldn't you have wanted to room with Kenny or even by yourself?" Cartman sent a glance back at his parka wearing friend who looked to be sulking. "I'm ah… sure you coulda pulled it off." Butters finished quickly.
"God dammit Butters I'm not goanna kill you for asking a question for Christ's sake."
"I'm sorry." The little blonde said sadly looking down at his shoes.
"And don't apologize shesh you're such a pansy. Stand up for yourself sometime." Eric rambled annoyed at the typical Butters. "Anyways I know you can get scared and shit when you're alone sometimes."
"What I remember you crying like a baby when you spent the night and it was thunder storming, Or when the power went out." The behemoth defended himself after noticing the shocked look on the blondes face. "I liked are sleepovers." He finished simply.
"Th-hank you." Butters smiled up at the brown haired boy.
"Don't mention it. Actually seriously don't mention it ever again. Dammit Kenny hurry up!" Cartman yelled behind his shoulder. Kenny finally snapped out of his funk and obliged the behemoth.
"Dang Cartman are we going the right way?" Kenny asked when he finally caught up causing all three boys to look around for any familiar signs. They found none; apparently all three of them had been so caught up in their own thing they hadn't been looking at where they were going. "They need a map or something this place is huge." Kenny said out loud which received nods of agreement.
"Excuse me are you lost?" They all turned around to look at their savior, who had amazingly good timing. To their surprise it was a girl more specifically the girl who laughed at Kenny. "I followed you figuring you might need some help." She smiled nonchalantly.
"Followed us are you a stalker?" Cartman asked pushing Butters in front of him.
"Eric she was their when you asked to share a room with me." Butters filled in while gently removing himself from being the human shield. "Wait though isn't this an all boys school?" The blonde cried in realization remembering a very upset Wendy who couldn't come with Stan which caused them to break up yet again.
"I'm a princess like yourself my name is Shihoudani Yuujirou, anyways bravo for standing up to President Arseda." She smiled at the bastard while he grinned Cheshire cat like, going into full out fake modest mode.
"So your one of these princesses that were going to be." Kenny asked as the sudden realization hit him. He'd just been hitting on a dude, not that he was straight or anything. He was in fact bi but no wonder this guy thought his mistake was hilarious.
"Yes, afraid so, to be honest it's not that bad. So where are you headed."
"Oh, ahh… will Mr. Sakomoto- San I thinks ahh waiting for us at the dorms." Butters supplied unconsciously wringing his hands.
"Then allow me to escort you back I'm sure Sakomato san is worrying." He said looking at Cartman and then turning on his heel to lead the way.