Second period started with a bang when joel walked into the classroom and farted. His friend, Jesus was already there and he threw up when he fuckin smelled it, aw shit. Second period was world religions class, taught by the lovely Mr. Dicksuck. Mr. dicksuck told everybody to take their goddam seats, jeez. So Jesus and Joel sat in the back and Jesus had on his big jacket and he was secretly masterbaing underneath it. "Oh fuck. OH SHIT. GODDAM. OH SHIT AAAAAHHHH." Jesus busted a goddam nut all over the inside of his jacket and it ggot all sticky.
Anyway, Mr. Dicksuck got up in front of the class and said this…
"So… there are many religions in the world… none are more important than that of the religion of Islam… Islam is the fucking bomb… literally… so I am going to teach you all how to strap on a bomb vest… alright… so… you take the vest and you strap all of the dynamite onto your chest with duck tape and you walk into a heavily populated area and yell "ALLAHU ACKBAR DEATH TO AMERIXAJ" and you end your life, meanwhile taking the lives of other filthy Christians and bhuddists and jews with you straight to hell"
Joel and Jesus watched as Mr. Dicksuckj took off his jackert and there was a bomb vest strapped to his chest and his lit himself off and he killed everybody in the room except for and Jesus and Joel, they were all unharmed. Jesus runed over to mr. dicksuck and busted a nut on his fuckign corpse. And that was the end of third period.
So fifth period rolled around and it was German class, with Alice… oh yeah… so joel walked in and he ran and sat next to alice.
"Oh hey?" said alice.
"sup nigger" said joel. Why did I say that?! WHART IS WIRONG WITH EM!?
"ummmm…" said alice.
Class began. And the teacher walked to the front of the class. He had a swastika t shirt on and he stood and addressed the class.
"HEIL HITLER… ZE WHITE RACE IS ZE NUMBER ONE… NAZI WIFE NAZI LIFE. IF ANY OF U ARE BLACK HEDGEHOGZ. DEN YOU SHOULD PROBLABLY LEAVE ZE CLASS OR I WILL LYNCH YOU TO DEATH HEIL HITLER SEIG HEIL SEIG HEIL SEIG HIEL SEIG HEIL SEI G HEIL SEIG HILE HAIL HIPLER." The teacher took one last look at the class and took out a pistol and shot himself in the head. Dead. Fuck I hate fifth period. Said joel.
The blood of the neo nazi teacher was splattered all over the filthy wall. The body of the neo nazi teacher turned into a werewolf and started having sex with the desk. WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. The neo nazi werewolf zombie teacher busted a nut all over the fucking desk. The neo nazi werewolf zombie teacher imploded in on himself and died again. The day was fucked. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fucl.
The day ended. And joel went to slepp in his bed. Fuck this day man fml