Harem Drabble
Disclaimer: I own the military therefore own Edward's soul! ...Okay, so I lied... I wish I did though. They are owned by like Square Enix who owns Fullmetal Alchemist and many other happy things.
Glor: I got reviews and they weren't flames! And Amber Gaze, you rock! You reviewed other some of my other fics too! Thank you! More RoyEd was requested and I'm happy to oblige, I just hope it's not crappy.
"You mean, once I help you become the Furher, like I promised I would, you're going to fire all your male subordinates, including me?" Hughes said aghast.
Havoc, Fury, Breda, and Farman all joined to protest as well but Edward beat him to the punch, "You bastard! You can't just fire all of us so you can have your own personal harem of women!" Edward growled as he glared at the now smirking Colonel.
"Now, Full Metal, I never said anything about ever firing you," Roy stated calmly.
"B-but you just said..." Ed stuttered.
"I said I'd fire all the men and Full Metal, you are clearly too short to be a man." he answered as everyone silently countdown in their head.
3... 2... 1...
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING TOO SHORT TH-" Edward's rant was cut short when he realized the implications of not getting fired by the Colonel when he becomes Furher. Ed's eyes went wide, "Hell! You want me in your harem!"
And Roy's smirk was all that was needed to confirm his statement.
Glor: Well, that strangely went slightly not how I thought it would but this better so please review! 3.7.05:And oops, missed spelled harem in the last part and I thank my reviewer pointing it out. That was just typo on my part. It's fixed now