Man, I got so hard while writing this. Whatever, enjoy the chapter. Yeah,
Lincoln and Leni have more sex.
While Lisa was running over some pedestrians with the stolen van, Leni
got a genius idea. She would delete the video and then when Lisa figures
out that Leni didn't do the work, she would have no video to send. So Leni
deleted the video and went to Lincoln's room. "What you want? Are you in
the mood for some more hot sex? Because I can't. You see, I came so much
inside of you that I can't get hard anymore, so there's no point in fucking
anymore." said Lincoln. "Wait, so, are you, like, attracted to guys? I mean,
I'm not trying to be mean, but you've been acting like one of the girls
lately." said Leni. "Hell fucking no! I'm not fucking gay! I just can't fucking
get a boner. I'm trying to take Viagra but it's not fucking doing shit. Also, I
don't think it's for 11-year olds. But I don't fucking know, maybe we can
kiss for now." said Lincoln. Lincoln and Leni started kissing intensely. They
put their tongues inside of each others' mouths. Then it got sexual really
quickly. Lincoln tore off Leni's clothes and Leni tore off Lincoln's clothes.
They did almost all kinds of sex, besides anything using Lincoln's dick, since
he can't get hard. Though Lincoln still rubbed his dick on Leni's pussy to
give her some pleasure at least. They made out very sexually, spraying
spit all over their naked bodies. The door was open a small bit, allowing
Lisa to film them making out. "Dear fucking god! I can't fucking believe that
Leni would be so slutty as to fuck Lincoln twice now! In the same day! That
whore is also a fucking idiot! I fucking knew that that slut deleted that
video! But now I have another one!" said Lisa. After they were done
fucking, they put their clothes on. Leni went out of Lincoln's room. "What
the fuck were you fucking doing in there, whore? Why the fuck were you
not doing the work?" said Lisa. "Like, I had to, uhh... clean my room!" said
Leni. "Bull fucking shit! I fucking saw you! You thought I was gone so you
went and fucked Lincoln again. My god, what the fuck have you become?
This is the second time you've fucked Lincoln! In the same day! Grow the
fuck up! Is that all you value? Getting sexual pleasure from your brother?
That's fucking awful!" said Lisa. "So trying to kill me isn't? Doing it with
Lincoln is at least not going to hurt us. But you almost murdered me! Why
do you take something I do and warp it so you can get some kind of stupid
stuff against me!? WHY!? Please tell me why!" said Leni. "Uh... I don't
fucking know. But I still need you to make that sex video." said Lisa. "Fine,
I'll do the video." said Leni. Leni went into her bedroom. She took off her
clothes and set up a camera. Leni then took off her clothes on tape and
put a dildo inside her pussy. Leni started moaning and orgasming because
she's being penetrated. Then after about half an hour of that, Leni took it
out and licked it. She made a big deal of licking it and said it tasted good.
Then Leni stopped the video. She took the camera and downloaded the
file to her laptop. She emailed it to Lisa. "Fuck god damnit! That's fucking
hot as hell! For a so-called innocent girl, Leni's so fucking dirty! I wonder
why she moaned so loudly. Well, I gotta show Lincoln this, he'll jerk off for
hours." said Lisa. She emailed it to Lincoln. "That's so fucking hot!" said
Lincoln. His dick got hard again and he stroked it while watching the video.
Then Leni went into Lincoln's room. Lincoln pulled his pants up. "Lincoln,
why were your pants down?" said Leni. "Uh, I don't give a shit. Well, I'm
hard again. Want to fuck some more?" said Lincoln. "No thanks, I had to do
an adult video for Lisa and I had to lick some stuff that came out of my
thingy." said Leni. "Yeah, I saw that. I mean, who cares what you did? Let's
get sexy. I'm so hard right now." said Lincoln. "I don't want to do it." said
Leni. "Whatever." said Lincoln. He went back to watching Leni get sexy on
her bed. Leni left the room. "So what was that third thing? Oh yeah, right,
killing our neighbor." said Leni. She went and found a pistol. Leni went to
the Jewish neighbor's house and knocked. "Well, hello, young lady! It's
Jewish tradition to slap all girls before they enter the house. We're serving
fried pork, bacon, ham, and baked pig testicles for dinner. Since we're
Jewish, we're welcome anybody to dinner." said the Jewish neighbor. "I
really don't want to do this, but!" said Leni. She shot him in the head. "Oh
my heck! I just killed a guy! GAHHHHHHH! I'M SO FREAKING STUPID! WHY,
HE WAS SO YOUNG!" said Leni. She ran back home. "News flash! A man
reported to be Jewish has been seen dead at the front door of his house.
Police are still investigating the incident, but the obvious Judaism of the
man suggests a hate crime took place. I mean, he's wearing the Star of
David on his fucking shirt, he's gotta be fucking Jewish!" said the news guy.
"I see you killed the guy. Well, the next thing you gotta do is you need to
get me some weed. And by weed, I don't fucking mean garden weeds, I
mean the drug! Pot! Kush! Marijuana! 420! If you don't get your ass to the
drug store and get me some kush, your ass is fucked!" said Lisa. Leni went
to the weed store. "Are you 21?" said the guard. "Yeah." said Leni. "Okay,
well, welcome to Dan Kushe's weed store! We got the best kush in town
and smoke weed everyday, yo!" said the guard. Leni went in and bought
some weed. "Here you go, Lisa." said Leni as she handed the weed over.
Lisa smoked the weed. "Ayyyy yo! I'm stoned off my ass, bitch!" said Lisa.
"So, what's the next step?" said Leni. "The next step is to kill yourself."
said Lisa. Leni went to Lincoln for help. "OH JESUS! I wasn't fapping or
anything!" said Lincoln as he pulled up the covers. "I need your help! Lisa
asked me to kill myself! Is there a way I can fake it?" said Leni. "Well, I
require payment." said Lincoln. "Okay, how much?" said Leni. "I don't need
money, I need sex. All you have to do is fuck me and I'll help you." said
Lincoln. Lincoln and Leni had about an hour of sex before Lincoln finally told
Leni what to do. "I got you. I got a few dead bodies from some of the girls
I killed after raping them so the cops don't have any witnesses. Actually, I
think a few of these girls were fucked after I shot them. But whatever, all
that needs to be done is for me to disguise one of the dead girls as you
and put it in your room. I'll tell her you killed yourself, and that will be it.
The best part, if Lisa falls for it, you won't have to worry about that video
anymore since Lisa will think you're dead." said Lincoln. They went along
with the plan. "OH MY FUCKING GOD! LISA! LENI KILLED HERSELF! GET A
FUCKING DOCTOR OR SOMETHING!" said Lincoln. "Not to worry, Lincoln. I
told her to do it. But it was a fucking joke! I really DIDN'T tell Leni to kill
herself! She takes everything so fucking seriously! Well, whatever. Since
Leni's dead as shit, I can delete the porn videos of her." said Lisa as she
deleted the videos. When she left, Lincoln got Leni out of the closet. "YES
FINALLY! LISA'S FINALLY GOING TO LEAVE ME ALONE!" said Leni. After Leni
went back into her room, Lincoln got a phone call. He went back into his
room. "Is this Lincoln Loud?" said the phone guy. "Yes nigga! It's fucking
me, motherfucker!" said Lincoln. "Good. I'm Dan Kushe, leader of the KKK.
I've made billions of dollars off an international drug trafficking business.
A weed store, Dan Kushe's Weed Store, has named itself after me. I came
to you because of your expertise as president of America. The KKK needs
you as the bridge from us to the American people. Come over to 420 Weed
Nigga Street in your town." said Kushe.
To Be Continued.