A/N Ok, I'm gonna keep going till everyone tells me to shut up.
Dislaimer- I don't own the books, BUT I OWN EDWARD!
Joe- Realy?
yup.
Edward- You own who now?
Uh, noone?
Joe- Nice move.
Today's quote is...
Bella: "Oh, Mike! How will I go on?"
1. What happened? (A/N I know, uncreative, but I need something to work with!)
Well, obviously Mike died from a tropical brain disease.
Ummm, I don't think so.
And why not Joe?
Because, JANE, it's not probable.
Jane? JANE? My name is Mia.
No, it is now Jane. Cause I said so.
You can't say anything! I am the author! AKA the boss!
Ugg! MOVING ON.
Fine.
2. Is Bella using sacrcasm?
No. She decided Edward wasn't worth it and Jaob smells like poo, so she turned to Mike. Then he died of a tropical brain diesease.
Uh...that makes no sense. The whole story has been about Edward and Bella's romance, and the love she feels for Jacob. Mike is clearly not an option.
Oh, your just a poog.
I'm a poog?
Good, you agree with me.
Wow. Can we say immature?
Of course we can.
umm, ya...
Yup.
A/N Ugg that sucked. And no my name is not Mia. It's just my fav. name at the moment. My name is Bella...I wish... XD Anyway, please please please review. I'll let you into club Balice. (If ya don't know what that is, read my other story Notes Galore shamless advertising) OK, please sumbmit questions, cause I'm not creative... next quote is
Tanya: "Ah, Edward. I've missed you."
And I'd like something better than is Tanya back. Kk, byye!