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Ron strolled up to her in the middle of Diagon Alley, bent down on one knee, and presented an ugly mood ring.

'Hermione Jean Granger, I know we haven't talked for a year, but I have a feeling that you still love me, so marry me, because I know I'm doing you favour of making you marry the man you love. So I won't ask you, I will tell you, I will marry you.'

Hermione looked down at Ron in disgust, then smiled brightly.

'Sorry Ronald Bilius Weasley, but leaving me to have fun with a certain Harry James Potter really puts a tally on my bad list, especially if it was for a year. So is Stunning me to stop me, and telling Molly to force feed me a Calming Draught. Being an arrogant git won't help, and my fiancé won't like me being married to someone else.'

She then lifted up her left hand, and gestured to her ring finger, where a sparkling gold and silver ring perched elegantly on it.

'B,Bu,But I thought we would be together FOREVER!'

He yelled, and passerby were starting to stare.

'What's going on here!'

Drawled a tall, pale, and silver blonde haired man, whom Ron knew only too well.

'YOU!'

Ron screeched. Hermione stood there looking on the verge of shouting and laughter.

'I would appreciate if you didn't shout at my fiancé like that'

She finally said. Ron Weasley was speechless for once in his entire life, but that didn't last for long, and he flung himself at Draco, toppling them both down in a furious rage.

'STOP!'

Hermione yelled as she used some clever non-verbal magic to separate them both, and fling them up in the air using a 'LEVICORPUS!'. Then she looked at them both sternly, though at Draco with a softer glare.

'Firstly Ron, I love Draco, and you came too late. I will admit I used to have a crush on you in 6th year,' at this Ron looked over at Draco with a sly glint, 'but I don't feel anything for you apart for loving you as a brother now,'

Draco looked at Ron, smirking and Ron attempted to attack him, though they both were suspended in the air by their ankles.

'And I thought you didn't want to cheat on Romilda,'

Ron looked at her horrified that she knew about that, and had a sheepish smile/grimace on his face.

'LIBERACORPUS MOLLIARE!'.

She cast a cushioning charm after letting go of them, but Ron flailed his arms too much and landed a meter away from the charm, with a sickening crunch.

Hermione helped Draco up, and they walked away, hands held, and ignoring Ron's yells of 'WHY MALFERRET! OF ALL PEOPLE WHY THE FERRET!'

The End