"SO, I'm back loyal readers! And my new pet Rottweiler who I've decided to name Bone is still chewing on my leg bone!" Shrieked Deadpool when he saw the reader.
Firstly, the writer published the new chapter pretty soon after the first one, so I don't even think any 'loyal readers' had to wait for this one.
And that horrid dog isn't our pet… is it?
"No, Bone's MY pet!" Deadpool corrected his inner voice, "And you know, this mid-speech interruption's getting kinda old and annoying."
Did anyone notice that 'Bone' has a collar that says A.I.M?
"… Of course I noticed it."
Aw crap. WHY does every writer like getting us whupped?
"Must be a literary thing."
Then, the small room was ripped as a small army of AIM elite soldiers stormed in, led by a guy Deadpool was sure was the guy who played Batman in Dark Night Rises, but smoking a cigar, and wearing a yellow jumpsuit.
"I just noticed! This chapter is written in third person!" Yelled Deadpool.
Maybe the Author doesn't want to write from the viewpoint of someone about to feel a lot of pain?
"That's not very comforting…" Whined Deadpool.
"Bring him down!" Barked the Dark Night Rises Batman actor playing AIM high ranked soldier.
And so, with a dog stuck on one leg, he faced the bunch on AIM thugs.