"So first off today, we need teams! It will be uneven, so WHO CARES!?," Drobot Said, " Kirby, Dedede, Escargoon, Banndanna Dee, Zero Two, Sparky, Queen Sectonia, Cammy(Chamelo's nickname), Fatty, Knuckle Joe, Sircia, Drawica, Sword and Blade you guys are the…..DAEMON ABSOLS! Meta, Doomy, Crystal, Galacta, Kracko, Tuff, Magolor, Marx, Taranza, Metal General and Landia you are the…SKY WARRIORZ!" "You may all go to your cabins. Okay?" Ridley said to the group. So the groups went to their rooms.

(The Camera Room)

Meta Knight

"I've seen these shows on TV. I need to find idiot allies. I should ally with Taranza and Tuff due to them be the stupidest. Crystal may slow me down….but still I'm in this to win."

(Over)

(The Camera Room)

Dedede

"If I'm going to be Owen 2.0 I'm going to win! Horray :)!"

(Over)

(The Camera Room)

Sparky

"I have no idea who to ally with, Possibly Dee or Kirby?"

(Over)

(The Camera Room)
Marx

"Those people who think I'm an idiot are in for a surprise. I've seen every season in this show and I know everything about it! MUHAHAHHAHHAHA, I'm going to be this show's Heather! Watch out world, here comes Marx!"

(Over)

"MEET ME AT THE DOCK FOR CHALLENGE 1!" Drobot put in a mircophone. "Dang it, not enough to make up my list," Magolor complained. "I know right…I'm on the mostly heroes team," Zero Two responed.

"Your challenge is to race around this island. The first team to fully make it around wins Immunity and ZE PORTAL TO TEH HOTEL!" exclamied an over exicted Drobot. Both the Daemon Absols and Sky Warriorz were attemping to already murder each other. "On your marks…get set…GO!" Ridley screeched from above. So the teams took of racing.

(The Camera Room)

Drawica

"Will this be like episode 3 of Island I do wonder?"

(Over)

Meta had slowen down. "Hey Tuff and Taranza, wanta ally with me? I'll take you to at least the team split," he said to them. "Sure Sir Meta Knight!" exclamied Tuff happily. "K, MK," Taranza said as he looked as Kirby and Escargoon passed them. Meanwhile Cammy, Fatty and Metal General all found themseleves in a sticky suation….

"MY GOD WE ARE STUCK IN THE PEANUT BUTTER PIT! JUST WT*?" Cammy yelled. "#ChameloArmHatesPeanuts," taunted Fatty. "Guys, are teams are going to lose if we don't make it out o-" Metal was interupped as Sword and Blade fell in to the pit as well. "Hey Blade do you think we will make it out of here…Um Blade?" said Sword as he looked at Blade. "CLOUDZ…" Blade said as she starred as Kracko fell above them. "I'm so not shipping Blade X Kracko right now," Metal said. "I think that would be Blacko shipping," Cammy joked.

(The Camera Room)
Sword

"As soon as I heard Cammy I just wondered what werid shipping will we get now…."

(Over)

2 hours later, the teams had finshed expect for those in the PB pit. They sadly had just got out and were racing to the finish. "So the Daemons need Sword, Blade, Cammy and Fatty. Us Warriorz only need Metal. So we will mostly likley win if I caculated correctly," Magolor said. "#HaroldXMagolorWeAllShipBlacko," Ridley joked as Drobot hit him on the head with a Land Raider that was crapply painted. Just then Metal crossed the finish line rendering it a victory for the Sky Warriorz. "And the Sky Warriorz win! Here is your key to the portal to the hotel. Daemons, meet me tonight at the voting area," Drobot told the group.

That night, the vote was decided. "It's between Sword and Blade for the elmanation and Blade come get your marshmellow of LIFE," Drobot said. Sword sadly left for the boat. "It's been fun guys, but may I leave before there become creepier relaionships," he said, pointing at Blade chasing Kracko screaming, "I LOVE YOU WILL YOU MARRY ME YET I'M ONLY 17!?". He went off on the boat waving goodbye to his teams and glaring angirly and Blade and Kracko.

"Next Time on Total Drama Kirby, Owen appears and the group attemps to hunt him down as other TDI characters spam in. Meanwhile, Blade is so bad Kracko is thinking about emlimationing himself and Marx shows his true colors! And someone is relived to be gay….Who is it? Find out next time on TOTAL. DRAMA. KIRBY!" Drobot said to the TV cast.