Party time
"I'm bored" sighed Dr Evil "anyone fancy a game of scrabble or something?". The other baddies shook their heads. "Riiiiiiiiiiiight" replied Dr Evil simply.
"I know, why don't we have a big party, free beer for all" the Joker suggested. "Yeah" everyone yelled.
Two hours later
The baddies were all staggering about the house, loud music was playing in the background. They all gathered around the coffee table where Voldemort was stood with a blonde wig on his head, plus he was singing.
"I must confess
that my lonliness
is killing me now
when I'm not with you I lose my mind
give me a sigh
hit me baby one more time" he sung in a high pitched voice through a hairbrush. Scar was giving Darth Vader a ride on his back, Dr Evil and Mini-me where drinking straight out of the kegs,a very drunk Jack was destryoing everything with his axe, Freddy was joining in with Voldemort's kareoke session and the Joker was on the floor, laughing like an Idiot.
"Dude, I'm so godamn pissed" Dr Evil said. "I'm ordering Pizza" The Joker said, getting up off the floor and staggering towards the phone.
"Hi, what Pizza's do you do, yeah, are they any good, so you do cheese, pepperoni, ham, chives etc, well I can't decide, oh what the hell I'll have all the flavours and make sure you get extra toppings on them all, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" and he slammed the phone down.
"Yo, Clown features, what type of Pizza did you get?" Asked Dr Evil. "I got all of them, everysingle pizza they had in the joint, bwuhahaahahahaahaha" came the Joker's replie. "Ok, and you're answering the door when it gets here" said Dr Evil.
It took almost three hours before the pizzas finally arrived.
"About bloody time too,I'm starving" said The joker. "Well, go and answer the door you big Idiot" said Freddy. The Joker slowly managed to pull himself off the floor and answer the door to a teenage pizza delivery guy.
"You ordered 12 hundred pizzas sir?" he asked. "Yeppers" the Joker replied, grabbing big bag of pizzas from the delivery boy. "So, how much do I owe ya?" he asked, grinning like a god damn chesire cat. "12 hundred dollars sir" said the boy.The Joker's big grin grew even bigger. "Sure, I have it right here in my pocket, I'll just get it out for you now" and he reached into his pocket and pulled out a small canister of smilex gas.
"What the hell is that?" the delivery boy asked. "Your payment" the Joker said. Before the Delivery guy could say anything, the Joker gave him a face full of the gas. The Delivery boy then started to laugh uncontrollably before falling dead on the floor with a large Jokerized grin on his face.
"Keep the change you Filthy animal, hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha" and the Joker slammed the door, still laughing like a maniac.