When she takes you shopping to buy new clothes, steal her cards and hold them above your head.
Wear the worst clothes imaginable and make sure they don't match.
Ask her what her least favourite song is and refuse to tell her why you're asking.
19. Change her mobile phone ring tone to that song.
Tell her that Jasper always looks depressed.
Ask her what she bought today and pretend to zone out of the very long conversation and when she is finished and expecting an answer say, "huh?"
When she asks why you were late ask her, "I didn't think I would need to tell you I would be late."
Jump out at her and ask if she got a fright.
Put on fangs and a cloak and declare in a Dracula voice that you "want to suck her blood".
Whenever you go near her, wear a necklace made of cloves of garlic.
Always wave a crucifix around her and yell "Be gone demon!"
When she has a really serious vision and goes all blank faced, tell her it's not naptime yet.
Tell her, her bum looks big.
When she gets annoyed at you simply say, "Bite me."
When she comes home looking worried ask her if she saw Bella jump off a cliff again and "drown".
Hmmm how shall I threaten them to review?
I won't… But I will beg…. PLEASE REVIEW! O.o