Me: Today is Ulquiorra Cifer's birthday! Everyone in my top 5 is going to say something nice about him! First is Uryu!
Uryu: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT HIM! HE'S THE REASON THAT ICHIGO HAD TO BECOME THAT WEIRD HOLLOW THING THAT STABBED ME!
Me: Okay. Winter and spring, KORI NO HANA!
Uryu: *Frozen in a huge block of ice*
Me: Next is Toshiro
Toshiro: Um…. He's a good fighter
Me: That sounded forsed, was it forsed?
Toshiro: NO!
Me: *Glare* Good. Next Rukia!
Rukia: He didn't kill Ichigo *Smiles*
Me: Finally, a good one ICHIRUKI! Next is Kon!
Kon: He didn't hurt Nee-san
Me: What is wrong with him... You've been quiet today Ulqui….
Ulquiorra: Don't call me Ulqui, Trash
Me: That's not very nice, but at least you talked! *Stabs block w/ Uryu in it*
*Block melts leaving Uryu sopping wet*
Uryu: That thing is cold!
Me: That's cause it was ice, SEE YA ON THE 20TH!