WARNING: iz a cracky! heh heh. i was high while writing this. naw, i wasnt, i was in math class. xD

rated teen for some rather rude language, and the brief lemon scene. the lemon scene comes with cousin x cousin incest, but it's not really descriptive, so I decided it wasn't "m".

Give It To me- timbaland

Yuki was in 2nd period. He was staring at the back of Kyo's head, thinking.. 'Maybe I should be a pornstar...'

Kyo turned around and smiled at him and said "Yes. I will help!"

Yuki fell out of his chair with his nose gushing blood, much to Kyo's amusement and everyone else's confusion.

Momiji then decided to come skipping all lady-daddy into the classroom for no apparent reason. "KYO you perv!!!" "Yuki's the perv! Thinking those things! Btw, how do you know that…" It was then that kyo realized thet Momiji could ALSO read minds. As everyone (everyone being myself) knows about Kyo's mindreading abilities, he realized that nobody knew about Momiji's mind-reading abilities.

'Shit…' Kyo thought. He was immediately found out. He loved yuki as much as he loved the sun, and mnow Momiji knew. He knew that Momiji knew. Momiji knew that kyo knew that momiji knew.

"DON'T SWEAR!!" Momiji yelled, belatedly. "Momiji, shut up, get out of here!" Just then, Yuki sprang up. "Kyo," he said blankly. "Would you really?" Yuki almost immediately fell onto his knees, in front of Kyo, in a pleading stance. "WOULD YOU PLEASE?!!" Momiji died of laughter, and kyo just… died.

"YOU KILLED KYO!!" The dead Momiji exclaimed and then died himself. Everyone in the class, who had been unfocused and heard nothing of any of what has just happened, started freaking out. The scene was a purple-eyed, silver haired boy (girl??) who was giving CPR to his orange-haired cousin. Without succeeding. And then there was the little blonde-haired girl (boy??) who died of laughter, and was NOT receiving any form of CPR. Then the professor screamed at them to get back to their lesson. Because he couldn't see any of this, (because something was wrong with his BRAIN. Lol, you thought I was gonna say "eyes", didn't you? Lol. Foolish Human.) Anyway, they went back to their lesson on how to make lemonade out of lemons, and not the shit that usually comes in the packets. Their eyes glazed over again, and many went back to sleep.

Momiji, who in this time had been reborn into the bird, nah I'm kidding, not bird… SQUIRAELL. And yes. That is how I spelt it. My spell check didn't say it was mis-spelled, which it obviously is (A/N: I just realized that the reason is that it's in caps… so it won't show that it's misspelled. Weird, huh? O.o. I'm just gonna go with it) So, where was I? The squiraell revived the dead cat, and the first idea that came into the cat's mind caused the Squiraell to die again.

"Yuki, let's give the class a REAL lesson on 'lemons'!!"

"Oh-Kay!" Yuki replied. As they started, the class's eyes un-glazed, those who were asleep WOKE UP, and some of the girls started screaming (like me. I was there.) like the fangirls they are!!

One of the girls even tried to join in. Didn't make it very far. Three guesses who. The reason she didn't make it far was because Tohru had come into the room, and ripped her off of Yuki, but not before being scarred for life. Ayame bounced through the window.

"MY BELOVED LITTLE BROTHER??!! I WOULD NEVER HAVE EVER POSSIBLY GUESSED THAT YOU WOULD EVER, POSSIBLY BE GAY!! Don't get me wrong, I'm not mad thast you are gay, I am mad that this is happening PUBLICALLY!!!!! AND IN FRONT OF YOUR PEERS?!! NO! NO. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! STOP THIS AT ONCE!"

"Calm down, onee-chan, we're just teaching the class about lemons..."

"Shh... didn't anyone ever teach you not to speak with your mouth full?" Kyo asked, rather seductively.

Tohru threw up. And ran out of the room, into a purple dinosaur named Shigure. she became confused. "Shigure... you're not purple!" Tohru exclaimed. He bent down to whisper in her ear"I'm not a dinosaur either." Then winked. "EEEHHHH??!!" Shigure walked into the classroom.

"KYONKOCHI!! STOP! I FEEL A PURPLE DINOSAUR'S PRESENCE!!" Shigure sweatdropped, and then saw Kyo. *SHOCK*

"KYO. HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME- and with who? YUKI?!! IS HE BETTER THAN ME OR SOMETHING?! I'M REALLY HURT! BECAUSE OF THAT, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DO BEST... YOUR MOM!!!

Shigure runs off to the graveyard with a shovel.

Akito comes in, pauses for about half a moment, then kills Kyo. Then takes Kyo's place on top of Yuki... Yuki however didn't like this plan. So he revives Kyo -again- and told Akito to GTFO. "Hey Shigure's in that closet." Kyo said nochalantly. "Really?" Akii-chan asked, bewildered. She went into the closet, and Yuki locked the door. Hey, where'd Shigure go anyway?

-Somewhere off in a far away land........... in the girl's locker room.-

"!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S A PERVERT IN HERE!!!"

"Wrong!" Tohru yells. -Tohru comes in and hugs the naked pervert- "IT'S A...pervert? O.O; He didn't transform!! EEEHH?!!"

-A voice calls fronm off in tghe distance- "That's because..." -shiggy ocmes to the locker room door... naked. -.-; "HE'S NOT ME!! I AM ME!! NOW BACK AWAY FROM THE GIRLS, PERVERT WHO LOOKS LIKE ME, BECAUSE THEY ARE MINE!!!!"

The girls, and Tohru (cuz we all know she's not a part of the other girls.. she's her own girl) continue screaming.

Back in the classroom where akito is locked in a closet

Akito was no longer locked in a closet. Wanna know how she got out? I bet you do... I might not tell you... he he... i'm evil. But all I'm really doing right now is pointless rabble as to not allow you to read the rest of the story! I will tell it, er.. show it, to you, just not yet. Not now, even! Ok, wanna hear the rest? Fine, you win... I guess... Let's GO!

The closet door burst into flames, and Akito came out. Flame shot from her eyes and Yuki spontaneously combusted. Which means, for the less knowledgeable viewers, burst to flames. She turned to Kyo, and he burst into flames, too! "That was for lying to me," She said to the evaporating air where Kyo had just been 2 seconds ago.

All the students in the class zipped their zippers back up and were now screaming in terror and fear. Fear and terror.. terror and fear.....

They all burst into flames, because they were annoying both Akito and the author. Then the author annoyed Akito... and

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Does anyone understand the ending? AKITO BLEW ME UP!! AHHH!! I didn't plan that. at all. I actually wrote another ending, but it was so much stupider... I didn't like it. I like this ending... I've always wanted to kill myself through a story... i just made that up, but now that i have made it, I realized i made that goal AFTER i reached it. Wasn't much of a goal, i guess...

IM SO SORRY FOR ANY SPELLING MISTAKES!! Bad spellers of the world, UNTIE!!!!

I made this mostly because I wanted to, and didn't wanna wait for reviews. I won't write any more of this story without at lease one review saying they want it!! This was a crack from the first chapter... so im not posting serious stories on here.

R&R!!