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Sakura was really miserable. I mean, her hair was freakin' BLUE!

"So, does anybody have any ideas on how to turn Sakura-chan back to normal?" Kakashi-sensei asked his students.

"I know!" Naruto stood up proudly, "We could blend strawberries and raspberries together 'cause they're pink ya know and then put Sakura and the mixture in to a giant cup and shake the cup!"

BAM!

A small fist connected with his head.

" You idiot!" sakura screamed, fuming, "that's only going to turn me into a ginormous milkshake!!!"

"Nu-uh Sakura-chan, you can't become a milkshake if we don't put in milk!!"

POW!

This time, it was Sasuke's elbow that went crashing to his head.

"Dobe!" Sasuke hissed furiously "we should just dye it back to normal."

"Wow Sasuke-kun!!! You have the best ideas!" exclaimed Sakura.

Sasuke blushed a light shade of pink and turned around quickly, so he wasn't facing her.

"Ne, ne Sakura-chan!" Naruto whined "Don't you like my ideas?"

"Of course not Naruto! You wanted to blend me with strawberries and raspberries!"

While Naruto was busy sulking, Kakashi announced that it was time to hit the Beauty Shop.

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"Welcome" A lady in a tight red dress greeted them. She looked like she was in the late 20's.

"How may I help you?" she asked again, but this time, it was directed to Sasuke.

Sasuke looked bored and replied "Dye Sakura's hair back to normal."

This time, the lady's gaze turned to the small girl of the team.

"Her?" the lady asked.

"Yes her." Sasuke replied back impatiently.

The lady blinked twice and said in a sweet voice "Follow me."

She directed them to a big spinney chair and gestured for Sakura to sit down.

Sakura squealed and started spinning, and spinning, and……. spinning.

"Sakura-chan, you're making me dizzy." Naruto complained as his eyes turned into spirals.

Naruto turned and walked straight into a desk, knocking all the shampoo, conditioner, and ect.

that was on the desk. And they just HAD to land on Sakura and Sasuke.

Sakura and the lady screeched loudly and Sasuke started beating Naruto up.

"My shop! My shop! Look at what you've done!!! Get out of here!" the lady kicked the team out and slammed the door.

"Thanks a lot Naruto! Now I can't dye my hair back!! That included with the fact that I'm covered with shampoo!"

"I'm covered with shampoo too Sakura." Sasuke said.

"I guess that means you guys just have to wash off in the river." Kakashi-sensei said.

"The river?" Sakura asked, "But isn't it cold in the river?"

"Hn" Sasuke replied. That was the least of his worries.

Hey you!

Huh? Who are you? Sasuke thought

I'm you, duh!

Puleez! I'm not this retarded!

Hey! That was rude! You shouldn't speak that way to your inner self!

I can speak anyway I want to! By the way, what are you doing here?

You called me, remember?

Okay, now I'm really going insane. I'm talking to myself for Pete's sake!

Fine, fine, fine. I'll tell you why I'm here.

Well?

Hmmm? Oh yeah! Right! About the reason. Well. You know that both you and Sakura are going into the river, right?

Yeah? Keep going.

Well you know for sure that you want to 'get it on with her.'

Sasuke? Are you still there?

POW!

Sasuke shoved Inner Sasuke away.

"Well I guess we just have to get in the river then, Sakura."

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A/C

Thanks a billion for reading! D Please tell me which scenes you liked or disliked and tell me what you want to see. Thanks again for reading and reviewing!