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Chapter 2- Hawkeye's bikini

"Hawkeye, I already told you that you're not my babysitter," Roy said slightly irritated.

Hawkeye sighed and placed a large stack of parer of Roy's desk," Fine, them I'll treat you like an adult, have these papers done at three."

Roy stared wide eyed at the 3 foot stack of papers on his desk. "How am I suppose to finish these in half an hour?"

Hawkeye shrugged. "You'll find a way." She walked out of the room and closed the door behind her. Once Roy was sure she was gone he pulled on his ignition glove.

"I guess I'll just burn them," Roy said to himself. He was about to snap his fingers when Hawkeye walked back into the room carrying more papers. Roy quickly pulled the ignition glove off and shoved it into a drawer in his desk before Hawkeye noticed.

"These have to be done by 2:50," She told him as she placed the pile of papers on top of the others to make a towering four foot tall mountain of paperwork.

"Do I have to?" Roy complained. "I'm suppose to meet with Fullmetal at 2:40."

"I called Fullmetal and told him that the meeting will rescheduled for tomorrow," Hawkeye said. "He seemed rather happy about it."

"But." Roy started to say but Hawkeye put her hand on the gun strapped to her waist and Roy thought it would be best to stop talking.

Hawkeye left and Roy took the sheet on the top of the pile, took out his pen and lazily began to sign. After about ten minutes of signing he barley made a dent in the pile. He thought about bring out his ignition gloves and burning the rest of the pile. He took the next sheet of paper and what was written on it he was glad he didn't burn the papers. Across the top of the sheet of paper written in big bold letters was: Riza Hawkeye. Beneath that was a picture of Hawkeye in a purple bikini. A smile spread out across Roy's face and he hid the photo in his drawer.

"You done yet?" Hawkye asked walking into the room, she looked at Roy for a moment. "Judging by the look on your face I'm guessing you've seen the picture of Havoc."

"The picture of Havoc?" Roy opened his drawer and pulled out the photo he found, and sure enough there was havoc standing in a bikini wearing a blond wig. Roy's face turned a bright shade of red.

"You thought that was me,"Hawkeye said and Roy nodded.

"He find the picture yet?" Havoc walked into the room and smiled, noticing the look on Roy's face. "Guess you have."

"Havoc," Roy said quietly as he pulled on his ignition gloves.

...End...