YUSSS!! Thanks to Teh Arbiter I actually feel like continuing this fic. (if no one commented I was gonna scrap it) Anyways, guess I have to realize that Hayate has a smaller following than Naruto…so I'll get fewer reviews…oh well oh well…But that's again Teh Arbiter. I can now continue this fic in good blood.
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOT HAYATE NO GOTOKU NOR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS. LOL. I AM A FAN OF THE SHOW AND AM WRITING A FANFICTION ABOUT IT! DOUBLE LOL!
Note: I think I misspelled Hakuou last chapter…so….it's fixed now. Ttly.
Okay, I'm at work right now, and I'm totally getting paid to make little doodles of people in court, it freakin rocks.
Also, I'm, for the most part, I'm doing this away from my home computer, so I don't have access to the anime for reference. I'm doing my best to go by memory, but if I mess something up, like the way someone addresses someone else, please, don't hesitate to correct meh.
I present to you, Chapter 2 of Trials and Tribulations! Kerlollerskates!
New thingy…a superscript, like this1 means that there was Japanese or some other words that you may not know the meanings of. So I'll define them at the end of the chapter and use them in a sentence so you get a better understanding of them. Don't expect me to explain a word twice… Didn't know this'd be educational…did ya?...then again…….neither did I. Definitions of words are a combination of my knowledge with wikipedia.
Sorry this chap took so long to get out…been busy…finals and stuff…here I am talking like I study or something…
I'm afraid that Hayate is a little OOC near the end of the chapter…sigh…w/e…I just can't win.
Trials and Tribulations
Chapter 2: YESS!! Chapter 2 and There's Already Filler!
The pieces of the mech fell to into a heap on the ground. Hayate froze in his cool pose for several seconds before turning around to his young master.
"Are you hurt, Ojou-sama?" He asked calmly, offering her a hand.
"N-No," Nagi stuttered. She took his hand and stood up, trying to conceal her blush. "Th-thank you Hayate…"
"I'm only doing my job Ojou-sama." Hayate smiled. "As long as I'm around you won't have to worry about a thing. No one will hurt you."
"Only doing his job…?" Nagi winced. "Is it really only work to you?
"Of course not!" Hayate exclaimed. "Ojou-sama is someone very precious to me. It is my desire to protect everyone who is special to me." He continued, "Maria-san, Klaus-san, Hinagiku-san, everyone at Hakuou," He paused and looked at Nagi and added quietly, "and you, Ojou-sama; the girl who saved me."
"Hayate…" Nagi whispered, staring at him with those big anime eyes that girls get when the guy they like does something cool or does something sweet, you know the ones. If you don't go watch 1000 hours of anime over the next 2 weeks, go. (Author's Note: If you can actually accomplish this, please let me know how. Time is something that I don't have a lot of, so I'd LOVE to know how to squeeze 1000 hours into a 2 week period. Thx in advance.)
"Oi, Ayasaki," a white haired man called out from behind them, totally ruining the moment. "Was that your special technique?"
"Oh, Nanohara-san,." Hayate turned towards him cheerily. "Yes, I just came up with it this morning."
"I see," Nanohara said with a foxy grin, "If I wasn't so busy reeducating Obochama I would love to test my Safety Shutter against it."
"Haha…:" Hayate chuckled awkwardly. "Where is Azumamiya-kun anyways?"
"Obochama is right here," Nanohara said with a smile, pulling the boy's unconscious body out from behind him. "He was being weak again, so I had to do some reeducation."
"I see…" Hayate said, he wanted to add more, but moving amongst the wreckage of the mech cut him short. A small man wearing a strange green and yellow tuxedo was struggling to climb his way out. "Oh, still haven't had' enough?" Hayate mused. "Come at me any time, I'll be glad to defeat you."
"Ha!" the short man yelled. "You think this is over?! We will get you Debt-Ridden-Butler! This is far from the end.!"
"HA!" Nagi laughed proudly. "Hayate didn't even go Super S-iyan! He didn't even have to use the Keyok-n, Mas-nko, or Kame-meha to dispose of a weakling like you!"
"Ojou-sama…" Hayate said meekly, "I can't do any of those…"
"Eh? You can't?!" Nagi asked surprised. "That's disappointing…we need to call up G-ku to train you."
"Ah…Ojou-sama I don't think that's possible…" Hayate mumbled as a sweat drop rolled down his face.
"HEY!!" The small man yelled. "Don't forget about me! I'm your enemy!"
"Oh, right. Shall I finish you off now, or would you like a few minutes to repent?"
"Good luck trying!" He snickered as he pulled out a p90. "Let's see how big you talk full of lead!"
"Isn't that like, cheating or something?" Nagi asked calmly. "We should get the server admin to ban him."
"No, this is not a game Ojou-sama…"Hayate sighed at his Ojou-sama's inability to distinguish reality from an online videogame. "There are no admins here…"
"Well that's sort of disappointing…" Nagi sighed.
"STOP IGNORING ME AND DIE!" The man with questionable fashion taste yelled. Hayate readied himself to grab Nagi and dodge, but the man fell over unconscious.
"Eh?"
"Jeez Hayate-kun…" A voice called out from over the scrap heap as a familiar pink-haired-girl climbed into view, shinai in hand. "I figured you'd be involved in this mess somehow…"
"Oh, Hinagiku-san!" Hayate said happily. "Thank you, you saved me the trouble of getting to him." Hinagiku walked over to the group and bopped Hayate on the head with her shinai.
"You know Hayate…" she sighed, "You're really bad for this school…"
"Eh?"
"What are you saying Hinagiku?" Nagi said, clearly offended.
"Well think about it." She paused. "Ever since you've come here there've been constant attacks on the school, you have a low grade-point average, you drive the Superintendent crazy, and you're not in any clubs…"
"Well…about that…" Hayate started to say.
"And on top of everything," Hinagiku continued, looking at Nagi, "you have a Lolita complex…"
'EEHHH??" Hayate yelped frantically. "I most certainly do not! What are you saying in front of Ojou-sama?!"
"So Hayate has a Lolita Complex?" Nagi asked carefully. "I guess that'd explain a lot…"
"Ojou-sama…!" Hayate pleaded.
"I never thought you'd be like that Ayasaki." Nanohara mused.
"I'M NOT A LOLICON!!" Hayate yelled out with tears in his eyes.
"Sure you're not…" Nagi said with an evil smile, "…but you're DEFINITELY a cross-dresser."
"O-OJOU SAMA!" Hayate cried, "THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME!!"
"What, you don't like dressing up?" Nagi said slyly, "And to think I spent several million yen on a new French Maid outfit for you."
"What concerns me more than the fact that you bought a French maid outfit for me, a boy, is the fact that you were actually willing to spend several million yen on something you'd probably only force me to wear once or twice…I could live on a million yen for three months easily…" Hayate mumbled to no one.
"F-French M-Maid?!" Hinagiku asked in a shock. The thought of Hayate in a French maid outfit brought a blush to her face.
"Absolutely." Nagi smiled, "Hold on, I'll go get my digital camera."
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!!" Hayate yelled at the thought of giving Hinagiku-san more ammo to beat him with. "IT'S IN YOUR ROOM, YOU CAN'T GO HOME, SCHOOL IS ABOUT TO START!! AS YOUR BUTLER I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO DO SUCH A THING!"
"I guess you're right." Nagi said with her arms crossed. "I suppose I'll have Klaus send a chopper or two"
"Right…She's rich and owns helicopters…I must have angered God somehow…" Hayate thought to himself as he died a little inside.
"Klaus," Nagi said over her cell phone. "Get my digital camera off my desk and sent it to school…Yes, a chopper will be fine…Yes…No…I'm hanging up, bye." Nagi posed triumphantly. "They'll be here before lunch."
"S-So shall we meet at lunch then?" Hinagiku asked, still blushing.
"Sure." Nagi smiled. "I even have pictures of him cosplaying as E-reka and Re-." The two started to walk off talking about Hayate and his cross-dressing. Soon they were out of earshot.
Such is the life of a debt ridden butler.
"Shut up Narrator…"
Hehe.
"Oh well….I suppose is should get to class." Hayate sighed, totally defeated. He could scrap a giant mech in a single blow…but two teenage girls defeated him with words and pictures. What a world.
Hayate walked into the massive school………umm….not much else happened until lunch time…so let's kinda…like…skip to then…ANYWAYS…
Some time later……….IT WAS LUNCH TIME!!
"Oi! Hinagiku," Nagi called out to the pink-haired girl. Hinagiku looked over and saw the camera in Nagi's hand. A blush spread across her face.
"Ojou-sama…" Hayate, who was trotting along behind Nagi, whined. "please I'm begging you…"
"Oh, be a man about it Hayate." Hinagiku said shakily, trying to sound tough.
"Okay…" Nagi grabbed Hinagiku's arm and pulled her into a corner. "Hayate, stand here so no one sees us."
"Yes Ojou-sama…" Hayate sighed.
"Okay…look at these…" Nagi grinned as she turned on the camera.
"Oh…!" Hinagiku gasped. "Th-This is Hayate?!" Hinagiku gasped upon seeing a picture of Hayate cosplaying as R-n from D-ars. "S-s-so…moé1…"
"If you think that one's good….wait till you see this one…"
"OH!"
"See?"
The two girls stared into the camera, mumbling to each other. Hayate sighed. He had never known that girls could be so perverted in such a roundabout way…
"What's wrong Hayate?" Nagi asked without looking back at him.
"Well…there are two cute girls looking at embarrassing photos of me…I think I have every right to be at least a little dismayed…" Both of the girls turned bright red at the comment.
"Wh-…" Hinagiku stuttered without turning around trying to hide her scarlet face, "What did you s-say?"
"D-Don't say such embarrassing things…" Nagi quietly protested.
"Then again…I never knew that two girls this cute could be so perverted." Snapping sounds were clearly audible as Hayate had his bones rearranged by the two girls.
"Hmph!" they said in unison as they stomped off.
"Oww…" Hayate moaned as he popped his shoulder back into place and sighed, "At least they're not looking at those pictures anymore…But why would Hinagiku-san want to see them…?" He crossed his legs and started pondering the matter. He didn't get to think long, however, due to the bell which signaled the end of lunch. "Oh well…" Hayate sighed again, and being as dense as it is, he just let it go.
Not much else happened for the rest of the school day and if you expect me to write about that boring stuff, lol at u.
After school, Hayate and Nagi were heading towards the gates of Hakuou. Nagi suddenly stopped.
"Oi, Hayate…" Nagi said, "I think you should go apologize to Hinagiku.
"Eh? Why?"
"She seemed pretty upset that you called her a pervert." Nagi sighed, "I guess she didn't realize you were joking so go apologize."
"If you knew I was kidding then why did you hit me too?" Hayate inquired.
"That's not something to say to a lady."
"Then how will you get home Ojou-sama?" Hayate asked worriedly. "I can't let you walk by yourself."
"Don't worry." Nagi smiled. "I had Klaus arrange for the Harrier jet to pick me up."
"Ojou-sama…why do you own a harrier?"
"I saw one in a movie once and thought it would be nice to have."
"Oh…."
"Go and apologize, there's the harrier now, see?" Nagi said pointing at a jet which was quickly approaching.
"Yes Ojou-sama…" Hayate sighed as he slowly walked away. He glanced back to make sure that Nagi safely boarded the jet, which she did. "Yosh…" Hayate sighed as he thought of the hell that awaited him. Hinagiku had a talent of defeating him with her words.
He trudged towards the student council clock tower. He got to the bottom of said previously mentioned clock tower and gazed upwards. Hayate sighed once again and stepped inside and approached the elevator. He pushed the button and waited. Five minutes passed no elevator. Ten minutes passed, still no elevator.
"Whatever…" he huffed and walked back outside and looked up at the tower once more. He saw many bricks jutting out far enough to grab onto. Hayate got an idea.
Meanwhile, Hinagiku was at the top of the very same tower, having some issues of her own.
"Jeez!" Hinagiku said angrily pacing back and forth. "The nerve of that Hayate! I'm no pervert!" She sat down in her chair and crossed her legs and thought for a moment. "Is…is that what he really thinks of me? A pervert?" she asked herself. "Ughh!!" She yelled kicking wildly in her chair. "I'm such an idiot! I should have never asked to see those pictures in the first place!" She sighed and leaned back in her chair. "Maybe I should just act like nothing happened….?" After a moments thought she answered, "No…that won't work…if I see him I'll probably imagine him being in that maid outfit…it was just too moé…JEEZ!! What am I gonna do?!" She crossed her arms and craned her head over the back of her chair and sighed.
"You know Hinagiku-san," Hayate said as he climbed over the railing of the balcony. "Talking to yourself is a sign of schizophrenia." (AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm not really sure if it is…if it's not, it is now.)
"Ha-Hayate-kun!?" Hinagiku yelped. (Another AUTHOR'S NOTE: I realize that Hinagiku is not one to 'yelp', but I like the word so STFU!!) "Wh-why are you here…?" then after a second she realized that he came from the balcony, "Wait forget that for a minute. HOW did you get here?!"
"I climbed." The butler said smiling.
"There's an elevator you know…"
"I waited for ten minutes for it to come, but it never showed up."
"So…you climbed up…"
"Yes."
"Isn't that a little extreme?"
"For a normal person maybe, but I'm a butler.
"I see…." She paused, "So why did you climb all the way up here? It certainly couldn't be to talk to a pervert like myself."
"I came to apologize about earlier." Hayate said scratching his head. "Even though I was kidding…I admit I went a bit too far."
"You…were kidding?"
"Yes, I don't actually think you're perverted Hinagiku-san."
"Then why did you say it?" She asked angrily.
"Put yourself in my shoes." He said, "I respect you very much Hinagiku-san. It was very embarrassing for me when you saw those pictures."
"Eh?" Hinagiku asked in surprise, "He thinks that highly of me…?"
"Yes, Think about it, if it was well…I guess not me, but someone you respected a lot looking at embarrassing photos of you….don't you think you'd be a little upset?"
"Yes, point taken." Hinagiku sighed, "But what do you mean not you?"
"I just didn't want to assume you respected me as much as I respect you."
"Hayate, you're one of the people who I respect the most." She said blushing immensely. A long, awkward silence followed "Jeez…how can he say such embarrassing things with a straight face?!" she thought to herself.
"Oh, well…um…that's…." Hayate started to say.
"I-In any case," She stuttered, "I wouldn't like you looking at embarrassing pictures of me. I understand how you feel. End of discussion."
"So…everything's okay then?"
"It is, as long as you never say that again."
"Haha…" He chuckled awkwardly.
"Well….on that note…I have to be going home now."
"I should probably go back too." Hayate agreed. Hinagiku walked over and pressed the elevator call button. Five minutes later, no elevator came.
"Oh come on!" Hinagiku said angrily and pressed it again."
"Um, Hinagiku-san?" Hayate
"What?"
"Look." Hayate said as he pointed to a little flashing light that read, 'out of service'.
"Are you kidding me?!" She yelled angrily, "How are we supposed to get down?!"
"Well…" Hayate said motioning to the balcony. "There's always the way I came in."
"NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! I'D RATHER ROT UP HERE!" Hinagiku yelled. Hayate smiled and started walking towards her. "WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Hayate picked up Hinagiku against her will. "PUT ME DOWN!!"
"Hinagiku-san, close your eyes and count to twenty." He said smiling. "by then we'll be on the ground."
"WHAT?!" She yelled and started flailing.
"Hinagiku-san, if you don't stop fighting, I may drop you." He looked over the railing, "And it is quite a long way down." Hinagiku grabbed onto Hayate's uniform.
"D-Don't drop me…" She pleaded.
"Trust me, I'll never let anything bad happen do you," He said with a smile. A blush spread across Hinagiku's face. "Okay, we're going in five."
"What?!"
"Four."
"Hayate-kun!"
"Three."
"STOP!!"
"Two."
"PLEASE STOP!!"
"One, please close your eyes." Hayate said with a smile. Hinagiku shut her eyes as tight as they would go and started counting. "And we're down." Hayate put Hinagiku down, and she promptly punched him.
"If you ever…EVER do ANYTHING like that EVER again…" She panted trying to think of a good threat. Hayate ignored her, instead he looked at the sky.
"Looks like a plot device…I mean rain." Hayate muttered.
"Eh?" Hinagiku said as a rain drop fell on her nose. Seconds later it was a torrential downpour.
Annddd….now I feel like ending the chapter. No real reason why. I just actually want to have something to write about next chapter. Lol.
Moé (萌え, もえ, Moe? /mo'e, pronounced "mo-eh" literally "budding", as with a plant) is a Japanese slang word originally referring to fetish for or love for characters in video games or anime and manga. There can be different types of moe but it is stereotypically associated with large, expressive eyes and a simple nose which allows for a wide array of facial expressions. Most moé characters are younger looking, with rounder cheeks and childish facial expressions; pigtails are often associated with moé characters. Being weak emotionally or physically can also be considered moé. Other things that can be considered moé are glasses, childhood friends, maids or various other oddities… Basically, moé characters make you want to protect them and make you upset when bad things happen to them.
"That short, anemic, glasses-wearing girl in pigtails who's been my childhood friend since we were…well…children…is pretty moé. Oh, did I mention she's a robot maid?"