All of His Eyes
Kurama sighed, just waking up from a good dream he'd been having. He looked up at the clock and groaned. It was close to one o'clock in the morning. Why did he have to wake up from that dream of all dreams, anyway? It had involved him, a bed, and a very sexy fire demon. Cursing to himself, he tried to get back to sleep, as he had college in the morning. He sighed, wishing Hiei, his mate of one year, was there with him. He would have been there, except Mukuro had called him away on some apparently urgent military business. He grunted in a very Hiei-like way at that thought.
Rolling over, he tried once again to sleep, when he heard the shower going. He smiled—the gods had seen fit to grant his wish. Hiei was here. Kurama moved to the side of the bed to make room for his lover when he heard a sound that made his heart stop—Hiei crying out in agony.
Kurama leapt from the bed and ran to the bathroom, his heart now pounding erratically and his chest clenching in terror. What had Hiei gotten himself into this time? It seemed like the longest thirty seconds of his life to get to the bathroom door and wrench it open, and he rushed to the shower and jerked back the curtain to reveal a green Hiei writhing at the bottom of the tub.
"Hiei! Hiei!! Gods, what happened?" Kurama asked frantically.
"I GOT SOAP IN MY EYES!" Hiei yelled back in distress. "…ALL OF THEM!"
… -laughs- Just the fact that he had to stop and specify which eyes he got the soap in… Wow… That was the single shortest thing I have EVER written… -laughs again-