A/N: My second chapter! (CHEERS FROM EVERYWHERE) I didn't know if I should keep going or not but I decided to keep going.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. (But what I can mix around won't hurt anyone.)
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Percy woke up the next morning, and groped around for his glasses. He got up, took a shower, brushed his teeth, used the bathroom, ect. ect.
Percy went downstairs and ate his breakfast quietly. 'Why did I remember that certain memory?' "Come on kids. Hurry up! We have to hurry to make it to the Hogwart's Express in time." Molly said.
"Yea, there's no way-" Fred began.
"We can make it in three hours." George finished.
"Shut up you two, and eat your breakfast." Molly replied.
After everyone finished thier breakfast and argued, they were on thier way to London to get on the train. Bill and Charlie went through the wall to Platform Nine and Three-Quarters first. Next Molly took Ginny and Ron through the barrier. Fred and George looked at each other, smirked, and ran through laughing like maniacs. If Percy hadn't of put up a silence charm then there would have been trouble.
Percy was getting ready to go through the barrier when he heard, "Oi! Perce, wait up." Percy stopped in mid-step and turned around in disbelief. Coming down the station was Oliver Wood with a wacky smile on his face. "Hi, Oliver. What are you doing here?" Percy asked when he got closer. "Seeing my older brother off. What about you?" "Same except plural." "Oh. Haha. Very funny Percy."
"I thought so," Percy smirked. "OLIVER! Don't run off for goodness sa-who's this?" Oliver's dad said. "This is Percy Weasley dad." Oliver chirped rather enthusiastically Percy thought. "Oh well hi." Oliver's brother finally caught up. "Don't (big breath) run off (another big breath) and leave me behind (smaller breath) with this trunk!" Oliver's brother said. "Sorry, Kolby. I had to run after Oliver here." "It's all right just don't do it again." Kolby said threatenly with his finger pointed at his father.
"So Perce in two years we'll be going into Hogwarts." Oliver said slinging his arm around Percy's shoulders. "Yep." Percy said popping the p. " Hello Percy, I'm Kolby, Kolby Wood. I'm in the same year as Charlie." "Oh so your a sixth year?" "Yep." Kolby imitated Percy with the p.
"Well lets go boys. Can't stand out here all day. By the way Percy, I'm Bryan, Bryan Wood." "Yea, I got the Wood thing. After all, you three are related." Bryan blushed. "Oh right. Well lets go."
After being pushed past the barrier Percy saw his family talking to Bill and Charlie not even the least bit worried about him. 'At least they took you with them.' Percy thought to himself. 'I know. I know.' He walked with Oliver and his family to a door on the Hogwarts Express.
"Now Kolby, you be good this year. No turning the teacher's hair different colors, or changing people's clothes with other things. If I see one more note I am coming up there to pick out your punishment myself. Do you understand?" Bryan said sternly. Kolby nodded mutely. 'I don't blame him. If he was talking to me like that I'd be scared. Although he gave me a couple of great pranks I can do.' Oliver started chuckling. Percy looked over at him interested. Oliver whispered to him so his dad couldn't hear, " I just read you character, and it changed from mopey to mischievous. Percy blushed.
Kolby hopped on the train as it started to go off. "Bye Kolby. Send me some letters would you?" Bryan said while Oliver mimicked him. Percy and Kolby bit down thier laughs. "Yes, dad. I'll send you a letter soon."
Percy looked over and saw his family waving at Bill and Charlie. "Oliver give me your address so we can owl back in forth, and I'll do the same. Oh, but send yours first my family's owl looks like it'll drop dead on any delivery." Oliver nodded. They gave each other thier addresses, and Percy sneaked over to his family.
"Oliver?" "Yes father?" "Why does Percy look like he knows how to sneak around?" "Because dad. At heart he's a prankster, even if he tries to hide it."
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Perce
You know I never asked if I could call you Perce. I hope your ok with it. Since your family isn't that interested in you do you think you'll be able to come over for Christmas. I know it's months away, but one can never be too prepared I always say. Kolby sent a letter yesterday. It was hilarious. He said and I quote, "Don't worry dad. I haven't done anything yet, and nobody got hurt." He kinda gave himself away didn't he? I think we should use code names in case someone gets ahold of the letters. I'm going to give you one and you give me one ok? I GOT IT! Your new nickname is The Secret Prankster. Fits you don't ya think. Write me back.
Oliver
P.S. The owl's name is Gabriel.
Percy put down the letter and thought for a moment. 'What should I call him. Wait a minute. What position did he say he liked the most?' Percy shrugged but thought up a memory.
"Wait Percy. Before you go, you have to tell me. Do you love Quidditch?" Percy's smile widened. "Of course I do. I like the seeker postion. Just don't tell my family." Oliver laughed. "I won't Percy. I like the keeper position myself. I just don't get why you won't show them your true nature. If you did they'd most likely pay more attention to you, but oh well." Percy chuckled then snuck off to his family on the platform.
Percy came downstairs with an inksplot on his shirt. "What's with the inksplot." "Huh?" Percy looked down and saw the stain. "None of your business. Just writing a friend." Molly looked up, "You have a friend! OOH who is it Percy?" Arthur nodded. "I don't have to tell you." Percy replied coolly. "You are going to tell us, or you won't have lunch or dinner today." Arthur said gravely. "ARTHUR! We are not going to keep food away from him!" "Fine! We'll just take away all his books then!" Molly took a minute thinking. "I guess that would be alright." Percy sighed to himself. 'Now let me sell them.' "NO! ANYTHING but my BOOKS!" Arthur looked triumphant. "Yes, now are you going to tell us?" All the kids and even Molly leaned forth with anticipation and curiosity respectivly. "No I'm not telling you."
"Well then sit down and eat your breakfast, while I go and get your books. An hour later Percy was in his room with all of his disgusting books gone. His dad left a couple of prank materials no doubt to make him feel uncomfortable. Little does he know Percy has stealing and finding different materials for a while now. 'I've got quite the stockpile saved up! I might have some I can use at Hogwarts untill I can sneak away to Hogsmeade.' After he added something to his letter
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Oliver was eating breakfast with his dad and mum reading Kolby's latest letter when Gabriel came with Percy's reply. He picked up the letter and opened it up.
Crazy Keeper
Do you like the name I gave you? I couldn't think of anything else. I think I might be able to come over for Christmas. I've got to tell you something though. I'll tell you the next time I see you though. I'm fine with you calling me Perce. You'd be the only one. I've already got a prank set up for the first day. I'll let you in on Christmas. Remember we've got like two years to come up with pranks. We should make a group. Do you think The Secret Pranksters would be alright? Can't wait till Christmas. Even if they don't let me I'll fluu over k? They won't notice me gone until a week after Christmas.
The Secret Prankster
P.S. I'm stuck in my room without any books! HAHA. I put up a performance that should have won a Grammy. If you have any pranks supplies send them to me. I have a hiding place that rocks. They don't even know I have it. So send them if your dad doesn't approve. Maybe you can sneak some from Kolby's room.
Oliver chuckled then burst out laughing. "Oliver? What's wrong with you?" "Percy sent me a letter and it's hilarious. He also didn't act like a pompous git in this letter. He let his nature shine true." "Oh?" Bryan said stuck between horror and pride.
"Yep!" Oliver said proudly.
The Secret Prankster
I sent you some prank supplies with this. I hope you get them. I'd love to call ya Perce, Perce. Love my new nickname. What made the enemy send you to your room without any books? Anyway NOW I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS! Why did you have to tell me about the prank? Well nothing has happened here except for dad sending Kolby a howler.
Crazy Keeper
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Crazy Keeper
Thanks, I've hidden them all away. I still need a couple of ideas so I'll come and (Big word coming up) collaborate (is that how you spell it) with you. By the way did you like my added things. I really am not sure if that is how you spell it.
The Secret Prankster
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The Secret Prankster
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Do you think you can sneak away to the waterfall, so we can plot how to scare the enemy?
Crazy Keeper
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Crazy Keeper
YOU INSULT ME! OF COURSE I CAN SNEAK AWAY! YOU INSULT MY INTELLIGANCE! But other than that sure I think that's a great idea.
The Secret Prankster
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Percy woke up on Halloween and found an owl already at his window. He read the note, got offended, sent a reply, and went down to eat breakfast.
As he was going down the stairs he heard his mum yelling at the twins most likely. "WHY DID YOU TURN RON'S STUFFED ANIMAL INTO A SPIDER!" "I-I d-d-didn't m-mean t-to." "Molly dear, I think it was accidental magic." "SO JUST BECAUSE IT WAS ACCIDENTAL DOESN'T MEAN IT DIDN'T SCAR HIM! HE NOW WILL BE AFRAID OF SPIDERS FOREVER! FRED YOU SHOULDN'T OF LET YOUR EMOTIONS GET BETTER OF YOU!" Percy could hear Fred crying loudly.
"MUM! Fred is only 7 years old. He didn't mean to turn it into a spider. Your making Fred cry! Do you think he isn't sorry. It's not his falt his emotions got out of control. Have you let him apologize yet?" Percy ranted. He slyly made her feel guilty. "Fred I'M SORRY! Do you want to apologize to Ron?" she asked kindly. Fred nodded. "I'm sorry Ron." "It owkay." Arthur rounded on Percy, "Why did you speak to your mother like that? Get out!" Arthur grabbed Percy around the middle and threw him out the door. Percy ran back to the door and yelled," I'm not coming back untill after Christmas. Is that alright?"
"Yes!" Arthur and Molly said together.
Percy ran to the woods and found the waterfall. Oliver was there and he brought some pranking items. "Sup Perce. Heard what happened. Soooooo Where ya gonna go?" Percy looked sheepish, "I was hoping you'd let me stay with you and your dad." "He'd let you stay. In my opinion he's getting lonely, but oh well."
"So this is my idea for the Halloween prank. What's yours?" Percy asked refering to a sheet of paper. "This is mine." He showed Percy a different sheet of paper. "This could work if we combine them." "I brought some muggle things and magical stuff to help us prank the enemy." "Okay I've got it! Want to come with me?" "SURE! ARE YOU KIDDING ME! After I helped you create this, of course I'm helping."
Percy and Oliver crept over to the wall near Percy's window. Percy started to levitate Oliver but lost concentraction when Oliver started speaking. "Hey how are yo-ouch you doing that.?" Percy gulped. "No one knows this but I can do wandless magic, make people hurt if I want them to, but I never do that, can make advanced potions, transfigure things that should be out of my league, ect. ect." "WHOA! I didn't know you were that advanced." "We have to hurry up. Lets stop our whispered conversation so I can concentrate unless you want me to drop you." Oliver shut up.
Percy levitated Oliver then himself through the open window. While Percy packed all of his clothes, Oliver set up his part in the hallway of each floor. After Percy packed his clothes he wandered down to the kitchen where his part was necessary. He heard 'the enemies' voices as Oliver would put it. "Arthur?" Percy heard a big sigh. "Yes Molly?" He could picture his mum having second thoughts. "Percy didn't desearve to be kicked out." Arthur sighed again. "I know, but Percy needed to think we were serious. I love him. He's the best behaved, but he shouldn't have scolded you. I'll go look for him later. Probally in the woods."
Percy tuned out the conversation and put the potions in the food they were going to eat tonight. Then Percy put a charm, so everyone had to tell the truth after they ate it. Percy laughed quietly and went back upstairs to his room. He found Oliver all ready to go by the window. "All set?" Oliver nodded. "I can't wait to see our distruction. Bet they'll blame the twins first. Although after the twins get hit with it they will have to think otherwise. They won't suspect me because I'm perfect Percy. The twins might, but the enemy won't."
Oliver beamed. "Ya notice how ya call the enemies the enemies. Ya didn't before, but ya do now, cause of me." Oliver finished almost glowing. "Yea. anywho. We need to go now. It's almost been an hour." "WHAT! WHY DIDN"T YOU SAY SO!" Oliver whisper-yelled, "We've got to hurry." Percy huffed, "Okay. Just shut up unless you want to go splat." "You have such a way with words," Oliver teased. Percy levatated them both down, and they ran to the woods. They made it to the big tree Percy hid in when they heard a loud pop.
"OLIVER!" Bryan shouted. "Why do you keep using that portkey?" he called out. "COMING DAD!" Oliver and Percy made thier way over to Bryan. Bryan looked flabbergasted at Percy. "Where did you come from?" Oliver thumped himself in the head. "Oh yeah. Dad, can Percy stay with us untill the week after Christmas?" Bryan stayed silent for a minute. "Sure." Percy sighed in relief. "You better be glad I went shopping earlier." Oliver grinned in reply. "Okay Percy. You'll be going home the day after New Years." Percy nodded. "Yes sir."
When they got apparated to Oliver's house, they went straight upstairs to watch thier magic happen. Oliver had the moniter that had the kitchen view in front of them. They watched a few minutes and got bored. "They should start eating in 30 minutes." Oliver nodded eagerly. They played exploding snap until it was showtime.
They went back to the moniter, and watched the enemy file into the kitchen. They started dinner banter and boring conversations that I'm not going to bore you with. Finally Ginny looked over at her dad and mum her older brothers and started wailing. They all looked over at her, and Molly screamed. She looked at all of her other children and then looked at Arthur. She grabbed a pot and looked at her reflection. She too was hit with whatever came to them.
Oliver and Percy were laughing so hard they fell off the bed. They wiped thier eyes and looked back at the moniter. Molly and Arthur had sparkly pink hair and lime-green colored skin. Fred and George had a cloud of sparkles above thier heads raining down on thier violet hair and yellow colored skin. They looked at each other and said, "Wow we're identical." Ron had brown hair and red skin. Ginny had sky-blue hair and purple colored skin.
"WHAT DID YOU TWO DO?" Molly screamed at the twins. "It wasn't us. We wouldn't have put sparkles above our head." the twins yelled back. "It wasn't Ron or Ginny. They're too young. It wasn't Percy because he's off in the woods somewhere, probally reading a secret pile of books. Just go to bed. Maybe it'll run out by tomorrow."
"They wish." Percy said laughing too hard. "How long will it last?" Oliver said curious. "Until the day before I get back." Oliver and Percy bust out into giggles this time. "Here comes Ginny's part."
Ginny found a piece of paper and gave it to Molly. "What's this sweetie? Who do you love? Why you, Ron, Fred, George, Charlie, Bill, Arthur, oh and Percy." "K-k mumma."
Ginny then took the next piece of paper to Arthur. "What's this? What is the most embarrising thing you have ever done? Oh well that's easy. It was a Hogsmeade weekend and I was out watching Molly on her date with some Ravenclaw bloke and they were leaning in for a kiss so I shot a spell at him and they fell on top of each other. I knew it was my fault so it was the most embarrassing thing ever." Arthur said in horror. "Rewwe daddy." "I KNEW IT WAS YOU!" Molly said.
Ginny took another piece of paper and gave it to Fred and George. "What's this Gin-Gin? What is the biggest prank you've ever done and gotten away with? Oh that's easy. Mum and Dad were having a dinner party and we were told to stay in our room." Fred started panicing. "So we snuck out and put a fanged frisbee on someone's leg and a something we found in the hallway that caused the person to say everything that was on thier mind." George finished sharing a scared look with his brother. "You did what?" Molly said in a calm voice. "You two are grounded for three weeks. And when I found out who did this there will be he-stuff to pay."
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The next two months had been the most fun Percy's ever had. "Wake up Perce. It's Christmas."
Percy, Oliver, and Kolby, from the next door over, came running down the stairs to the big Christmas Tree. Percy gave Oliver, Bryan, Kolby, and Emily, Percy learned to be his mum, thier presents first. Oliver got a couple of special rocks Percy made that when you say a secret word it turns you invisible. Kolby got a book called 'How to Charm Witches.' (he didn't show his father) Bryan got a red sweater that changes colors on certain days. Emily got a sparkly green scarf with the same properties as the sweater.
Oliver gave his presents next. He gave Percy video camera that can work with magic nearby. He gave Kolby some Kolby Jack cheese. He gave Emily a green sparkly sweater that matches the scarf. He gave Bryan a red scarf that matches the sweater. They both have the same properties as the others and are keyed together with a charm. ( Oliver and Percy got the clothes together. Percy's charmwork.)
Kolby gave his presents next. He gave Percy a couple of fanged frisbees. He gave Oliver the same thing. Bryan got a box of candy. Emily got a bouquet of flowers that will last for a couple of months (curtesy of Percy's charmwork)
Bryan gave his presents next. He gave Percy an invisibility cloak. And later with a couple of tweaks, it will last forever. He gave Oliver 90 bucks. (What he didn't realize is it would go to buying prank supplies.) He gave Kolby a Santa hat and some ink and parchment. He gave Emily a card to the Leaky Cauldron.
Emily gave her presents last. She gave Percy a box with a note to not open it until him and Oliver are in his room alone. She gave Oliver a similar box. She gave Kolby a letter and winked at him. He nodded and smiled. She gave Bryan a hat that changes colors with his mood.
They went up to thier room and Oliver and Percy opened thier boxes. Percy looked at the letter his came with.
Dear Percy
I know your a little prankster, so I sent you some prank supplies.
Oliver's said the same. He looked at them and saw one potion in each. His grin widened. "Oliver I think I just found the prank for the opening feast when we go. But there is one flaw."
"What is it Percy?" "Well unless there's a way to go to the kitchen before the feast then we can't do it." Oliver grinned too. "I've got the how and the when. The day before we go to Hogwarts my dad is taking me there to get me familiar with the castle. Think you can sneak awa-never mind forget that question. Sneak away and fluu to my house and we'll both go." Percy's grin could have killed the most evil being on the earth. "IT"S PERFECT!" They went over plans for hours.
On New Years Eve Percy stayed up all night with Oliver, Kolby, and his mum and dad. The next day Percy took his trunk and walked over to the fireplace. He left a letter and fluued to his house. He walked upstairs to his room, and put away his clothes. He put away all of his and Oliver's new pranking things. He went down and started eating breakfest. Molly came down saw Percy and stooped down, hugged him, took away his breakfest, and made him some more that was more delicious than his was.
No one even mentioned to him the prank that got played on them. 'Must be embarrased. Too bad I know about it! HeHe.'
The rest of the year was nothing special. He went to the waterfall 3 times each month. Him and Oliver wrote back in forth. His parents got angrier and angrier and stole one of his letters. He left one of the more milder letters on the kitchen table, so they would get off his back. They were confused because of the The Secret Prankster and Crazy Keeper. They left him alone after that.
Bill and Charlie came home and Percy was a little happier because he was left alone. Bill went and got a job as a Gringotts curse breaker in Egypt. The enemy argued with him and lost. Bill left for Egypt and Charlie was going back for his last year. He had his eye on Dragons though and was looking at Dragon Reserves everywhere. So far he likes the one in Romania.
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Oliver woke up and saw Percy gone. He ran downstairs and saw the fluu coming back. He found a note on top of the table. He opened it and saw:
Dear Oliver, Kolby, Emily, and Bryan
I'm sorry I had to leave without saying good-bye. This has been the best moment in my life. I'll see you later Oliver. I hope I'll see you again Kolby. It was nice getting to know you. Thank you for your hospitality Emily and Bryan. I won't forget it.
Percy Weasley
P.S. I loved all of the presents from you guys. I'll be putting them to GOOD use.
Oliver sighed. It seems Percy had already started to revert back to perfect Percy. He liked The Secret Prankster more. 'I hope we'll both be in the same House. Who am I kidding? We'll both be in Gryffindor. I just hope we're the only two in Gryffindor. Then Percy can be normal around me. Yea I'll just hope for no more Gryffindors.'
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A/N: Merry Christmas. I started this on Christmas eve. Finished it on Christmas day. I've already got a prank set up for the feast and Halloween. Can anyone give me one for Christmas? I'm sorry for making it sound like they're evil people, but for this fic they have to be to Percy and from what Percy's said Oliver.