Sai's Notes #2: How to deal with idiots.
Let's keep it simple. We all know one.
For myself and Sakura, it's Naruto.
I don't know who you'll have as your 'Team Idiot.'
I've learnt how to deal with Naruto from Sakura.
Hope this helps if you need to keep an idiot under control...
1. Hit them with something. This will grab the attention and they'll stop whatever they are doing for some time, maybe enough time for you to tell them to stop.
2. If they don't pay attention, hit them again, harder.
3. Sometimes, the idiot will shout or try to fight back. Ignore them, and go back to step 2.
4. Never let the idiot lead the group. This will end in disaster.
5. Feed them. Idiots enjoy food.
6. Act better than them. Naruto hates it, and it really grabs his attention. This leads back to number 3.
7. When the idiot sleeps, let him/her. Tired idiots are more annoying.
8. If the idiot requires help, but doesn't want to ask, ignore the fact the don't want it and give them help anyway. If not, there will eventually be a tired idiot or a bored idiot, who will be explained in number 9.
9. Bored idiot's are the worst. They will do anything the can to amuse themselves, even if that means annoying you or other team mates. Refer to number 1 for help with this.
10. Eventually, if the idiot ignores your attempts, walk away. He's not important any more, you tried your best. When he finally follows, and keeps annoying you, hit him.
Author Note: Thanks to cherryxcherry for the review on the previous chapter/note thing. :)
Trying to write more for this... Been really busy lately planning new cosplays. Also fell and really really really hurt my hand yesterday in Akito/Agito cosplay ):
Will update once a week? o.O
Review? :3