Disclaimer: If Shaman King were mine, I wouldn't need to write fanfics. If any of these songs were mine, I wouldn't be writing fanfics.
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Important Questions Answered! Part 2! – answered by Yoh Asakura, Ren Tao, Horokeu Usui, Lyserg Diethyl, and newcomer Hao Asakura!
This time we have someone new to help us answer questions. Everyone say hello to Hao Asakura.
Hao: Hello all.
Before we open the floor to questions from our readers, I only have one question for all of you: If you had to give a shoutout to anyone else in this room, who would it be and what song would you dedicate?
Ren: No brainer – to Horo I would dedicate Ice, Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice.
Horo: Gee, thanks bunches.
Hao: To Lyserg I'd give him Dude Looks Like A Lady by Aerosmith.
Lyserg: Are you sure you wouldn't want to dedicate that to yourself?
Hao: Contrary, I look much more manlier than you.
Lyserg: Psh. Fine. Then I dedicate That is Why by Say Anything to you, Hao.
Hao: That's a dear. Comparing me to someone you have a fling with.
Yoh: 'That's a dear'? Hao, what sort of language are you speaking?
Because a fight is close to breaking out, now we will turn to the questions turned in by the reviews. First question, from YinYangWhiteTiger, is What will happen in the future will you have to abandon Manta?
Yoh: I'm assuming this question was aimed toward me, so…I don't know. I don't think I'll be abandoning any of my friends soon.
What element does everybody control?
Yoh: Again I'll answer this one. If you keep up with the scanlation groups I'm sure you will know. It is revealed in Chapter 258, although it's not clearly stated, it's pretty much implied.
What do you think MantaxYoh or HaoxManta?
Yoh: Um…Manta is my friend. And Anna would kill me.
Hao: Besides, I think it would be like a dog trying to do an ant.
Horo: FREAKY IMAGES!!
Lyserg why would you parents give you a name of a drug?
Lyserg: Wow, gee, why don't I ask them? No wait, they're dead! Actually I don't know, but with a last name like Diethyl you kind of ask for it.
Why does Ryu hug you so much? Do you think he's Pedophile?
Lyserg: I'm assuming this question was for me? First of all, Ryu never really physically touches me, he just kinda…
Yoh: Flounces around?
Lyserg: Exactly. And even though he practically announces his undying love for me constantly, it's not to the point where it's annoying…just…
Ren: Annoying.
Lyserg: And to answer your second question, no I don't think Ryu is a pedophile. He's just a hardcore yaoi fan.
Where's Chocolove?
Ren: Why do you want to know?
Did you save the "Princess"? - YinYangWhiteTiger
Lyserg: See, Hao? See? I told you.
Hao: Are you sure they're not talking about you, Lyserg-hime?
Lyserg: Shut up.
Yoh: When the ending of Shaman King finally is revealed, we will all know! So wait around a little longer!
RavenAK wants to know: Are you all virgins?
Hao: First of all, I already had two lives. Second of all, if Silva is my descendant, I think you kind of already know the answer.
Horo: Ew, Hao, we don't want to know your love life.
Hao: RavenAK wanted to know.
Horo: Ew.
Hao: Then I'm guess you've never gotten laid, Mr. I'm-too-virgin-to-function?
Horo: No.
Ren: And here I thought you, Mr. Bigshot, would have gotten some.
Hao: I guess you're just all talk.
Horo: When have I ever said anything about getting laid?!
Ren: Never, but you kind of implied it the way you kind of…I don't know…practically flashed everyone that time Hao was telling us about Mu.
Horo: Then what about you?!
Ren: I would never disclose information that private.
Hao: In other words, no.
Ren: (twitches)
Yoh: Um, can I say something? (everyone turns) Well…you all know Anna had Hana…and if you do the math, technically she had him when she was fifteen. I mean, we were twenty one when Funbari Onsen was released and he was six. And it takes about nine months for a baby to grow in a womb, so…
Hao: We are true brothers. Let the virgins go play in their separate chaste, abstinent room. How about you, Lyserg?
Lyserg: Not to my recollection.
Horo: What does that mean?
Lyserg: I've woken up drugged before.
Horo: Holy s
Hao: We'll put you in as a maybe.
Ren: That's stupid. How are you 'maybe' a virgin?
Hao: You could be half a virgin.
Ren: How could that happen?
Hao: (smirks) I think you're a bit too virgin to understand.
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Note: Sorry that this one's a bit short but I'm having writer's block coming up with questions. Hopefully some will come to me in a dream. Meanwhile, please drop some nagging questions you want answered in your review. And please don't ask stupid one like 'who do you like' or 'what happens…'. Ask real true questions, like 'if it came down to cake or pie, which one would it be?'. Also kindly note which character you're asking the question to. Don't make me guess. If you don't specify I will assume it's toward everyone. Please. For the sake of realness. Which I am quite partial to.
Lyserg: Please don't try to sound British.