Ooh…pooh!

Warning: Contains offensive material. My most sincere apologies.

Gary and Simon turned to the speaker. Of course it would be Meat, the one who couldn't keep a secret. Behind him Royce and Worm stared open mouthed. Simon hadn't released his hold on Gary.

"Meat, what does it look like?"

"Like you two were about to screw."

Gary turned red and hid his face against Simon's chest.

"Mind out of the gutter, Meat."

"How long have you two been a thing?" Royce asked.

"Not long at all."

"Damn, I didn't know either of you swung that way." Worm said. "Can I see that kiss again?"

"Worm!"

Worm smiled sheepishly.

"What? I've never seen two guys go at it." Gary made an indignate squeak that was muffled.

"You're sick Worm." Meat said.

"Are you all right Roach? You're all red."

Gary couldn't answer.

"Man, I just wish you wouldda told us." Worm said.

"Worm you are too curious for your own good."

"What? I grew up in the ghetto! Crazy ass niggas would never admit to being gay-"

"Gary's not gay, he bisexual."

Gary looked up.

"I thought they made a law to erase that word. It's so offensive."

"Please as if they could get us to stop saying it."

"It doesn't offend you?"

Worm smiled.

"Nope. Drove my dad crazy though. So I ssaud it as many times in a sentence as I ccould. Like for example 'Yo, my nig, get me a sandwich.' Course, had to dodge the slap that usually earned." Gary snickered.

"Well it's different when you say it Worm."

"Cause I'm black?"

"No! That came out so wrong. I really didn't mean it like that. You say it kidding around, but it can easily be mistaken for offensive"

Worm laughed, Gary was flustered.

"Mr. Politically-Correct. Just face it, I'm a nig."

"No, your not Worm."

"I'm the worst, I know so many black people jokes."

Royce shook his head.

"Let's not go down that road."

"Nigga please!" Worm joked, laughing like mad at the look on everyone's face. Royce looked the most shocked as the words had been directed at him. Gary was secretly pleased that they had stopped discussing what they'd seen. "Don't think we forgot fools."

"Damn it."

Simon raised an eyebrow. Gary gasped. "Oh, fuck I said that out loud."

"Such a naughty little Roach. I think you should give him a good spankin' Ghost." Simon froze, not sure whether to laugh or throttle Meat. "Kidding."

"Let them alone Meat. This could be career ending for both of them if they were caught by anyone else than the men in this unit, hey I know you're both good men. You just gotta be careful. Now that the invesigation has started, that pig Sheppard's lawyer is looking for anyway to discredit the witnesses."

"I agree with Royce, Meat behave! Still want to see it."

Gary arched an eyebrow in Worm's direction.

"Are you?"

"No, but the girl's that Ghost has kissed say he's good. And judging by the look on your face, before this big mouth said somethin you thought so too. So let's see it. I want to see if I can mimick his technique."

"Worm, you horny bastard!"

Simon smiled at Gary's remark.

"Do you want to teach him a thing or two?" Simon asked Gary quietly. Gary bit his lip, he really wanted to kiss Simon again but he really didn't want an audience. He pressed a brief kiss to Simon's mouth. "So is that a yes?"

Gary nodded. This time they meet one another halfway. Midway through, Simon slipped his tongue into Gary's mouth and Gary let out a plaintive whimper, clinging to Simon. Simon broke the kiss and Gary made a sound of disappointment.

"That was different."

AN: As you can guess, Worm is African American. It felt really awkward writing the n word so freely, because I was afraid of offending someone. Again, my most sincere apologies. Sorry it's taking so long to update, packing sucks and so does moving. I'm painting my fingernails black in protest.