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Gaara: Am I going to be in this story?

Me: Of course! NOT!

Gaara: Hn.

Me: O.o I didn't know you'll be so cool with it...

Gaara: Oh, I'm cool with it...But just to give a warning, you better check everything tonight. You never know when something terrible will happen to you...(Walks away)

Me: O.o Okay...uh...(Looks around dazed) W-well I u-uh...um.......S-story!

(Gaara snickers in the background)

Gaara: She'll come to her senses and add me in the story sooner or later, by that I mean SOONER.

Flashback

Tobi brightened up and gave a big grin. "Tobi doesn't know, but Tobi found it in Leader-sama's room! It was a potion and it said to bring good boyness to us all!" With that, he resumed his running towards them and prepared to dunk the whole thing on the Akatsuki.

The Akatsuki was still clueless but a second later, it hit them. Hidan shouted in danger, "Tobi you fucking crazy boy! Stop! In the fucking name of Jashin-sama, STOP!"

It was too late, Tobi had poured every bit of the potion on them including Leader, Deidara and himself. With a poof, 10 different kittens appeared.

End of Flashback

With Sakura

"Well, I'm going to head home now, ja ne!" A 5'' 6 girl with strange bubble gum hair waved to her shishou goodbye. Her name was Sakura Haruno and she was one of the strongest kunoichis in all of the ninja-villages. That was because she inherited some of her shishou's, Tsunade-sama, who was the 5th Hokage, power, in-human strength, and amazing medical skills, (including expolsive temper) that allowed her to become the second-in-command of Konoha, under, of course, the Hokage, her master.

Sakura began to run home to her weirdly large apartment to drop off her things from the hospital. She hummed and skipped towards her door and with a flick of her hand, grabbed the keys and unlocked to door, opening her view to the very, large apartment room. That had three floors. Does your house even have three floors? I'm guessing not.

Sakura's parents passed away a few years ago. The Haruno clan was wiped out other than Sakura (who was training) by the Akatsuki to gain information and secret jutsus from their library (the Haruno clan runs Konoha's library, that's a fact). Sakura was surprisingly cool with it, maybe it was the way her parents never noticed her, or that they were never together, or that Sakura enjoyed her time alone...Naw.

It was actually because that when her parents died, they left a secret Haruno Clan chamber unlocked. Sakura have always been curious to see what was behind those seals. And behind the door is a place...a magical place...filled with...a secret that all have wished to know...something so amazing that everyone will give up anything to know...and behind those doors...is...a box...filled with...

JELLY FILLED DONUTS!

Surprised much? Well, let's just say that Sakura has a weakness for jellyfilled donuts. To prove it, let's take that time on a mission where Naruto, Yamato, Sai, and Sakura had to break into a Sound Cave:

Flashback

"Sakura!" A clank was heard when two kunais met. "I'll handle this guy, go help Naruto!" Yamato dodged blow to the head and punched the attacker in the stomach.

"Hai, Yamato-sensei!" Sakura raced back toward the wounded Naruto who was taking on three Sound-nins.

Naruto preformed a Shadow Clone Jutsu and ordered them to sneak behind a Nin. While the clones were taking on that guy, Naruto was still weak to fend off two other Sound Nins. Not to mention, that Naruto was almost out of Chakra. Sakura sprung into the fight to kick the hell out of the unforturnate Sound. While she killed him, Naruto collapsed on the ground, exhausted.

An opening was made for the last remaining Sound Nin as he threw a poison-dipped senbon needle at the fox container. Sakura ran in front of Naruto and caught the needle. Without hesitation, she aimed and fired at the Nin's neck. The Nin fell, with the face to the floor and the butt arching out.

"Good work Sakura." Yamato walked to them holding the scruff of a Nin's jacket. Sakura gave a bright smile.

"That was GREAT Sakura-chan!" Naruto screamed. "You totally kicked ass!"

"You could have done better dickless. Even the hag beat you." A Sasuke-twin showed up giving a fake smile. In return, he got two evil, deadly glares from 'dickless' and 'hag'.

Yamato broke them apart, "Well, looks like our mission's complete. Let's head back." He started leading the way out.

The group followed Yamato for awhile, until a large group of Sound Nin suddenly appeared. The Sound Nin surrounded them, encircling them.

"Aww man! I thought we took care of you bastards!" Sakura swore under her breath. The Sound creeped closer to them, ready to spring. "Alright, you asked for it!" Sakura loaded a fistful of Chakra and went into battle position. "I'm going to send you Sound back to—" Suddenly, Sakura paused, then sniffed the air. It smelled like...could it be? "JELLY!" Everyone started at her, even the Sound. Awkward silence. Sakura didn't notice and ran forward, using her fistful of Chakra to knock the Sound in front of her away.

As Sakura ran away towards her yummy jelly-filled delight, she totally forgot about the team she left behind...

"SAKURA-CHAN! Don't leave—" The screech of Naruto died away when someone punched him in the dick. "EEK...That...hurt..." Naruto crawled into a feeble position. "Idiot, you don't have a dick, dickless."

...until she found them in Konoha...a week later...all beat up.

End of Flashback

And that is the story of the jelly, the crazy girl, and a pain-filled dick.

"Hum de dum dum..." Sakura skipped towards the couch and dropped off her things. "Or is it, 'Dum de dum hum'? Or 'De Dum de Hum hum'?" Muttered Sakura. "Meh, doesn't matter." She continued to skip towards the Haruno Clan Chamber to well, pick up a jelly-filled donut. "What should I do today?" Sakura plopped back on the couch, munching on the tasty delight. A light bulb appeared on top of her head. "I got it!" She ate the remaining pieces of the donut and grabbed her purse. "I got to go shopping today!" With that, Sakura sprinted out of the house, in search of something to eat...well something at least edible.

With the Mailman

An old looking geezer creeped onto the territory of the Akatsuki. He was assigned to deliver mail to them and back to another Organization because well, the last mailman, who was his son, died. We don't want to go into that story. It just involved an accident, cream cheese over mailman, and a cheese craved Zetsu. Did I mention that the mailman also carried a wallet? Oo, whoopee for Kakuzu. Exactly $5.75 more dollars into Kakuzu's wallet.

The mailman was now at the entrance to the hideout. Weird, normally someone would be waiting for him here, he didn't know anything about how to get in. "Hello?" He asked timidly. When no reply came, he just remained quiet. 'I guess I'll wait here...Hope that cannibal doesn't try to eat me.'A small mew interrupted his disturbed thoughts. The mailman looked at the small dent in the large boulder and saw a black and white kitten. He picked him up (the kitty's a 'him' because the mailman saw the...thing...bellow the belly button area...) "Aww, you're so cute...~KYA!" The black and white kitten bit him harshly on the hand and jumped off. "Bad kitty!" The kitty raised his leg kicked the mailman. "Mew." The kitty smirked and left back in the headquarters.

The mailman swore and wanted to torture the kitten. But, there was something about the kitten that reminded him of the cannibal that ate his poor, cream cheese dipped son. The mailman decided to see if anyone was in the cave. The man rubbed his sore hand and hesitantly crawled in the crack of the headquarters.

That when he saw a large cardboard box filled with many un-natural coloured cats. By the looks of things, there was about ten of them. He noticed the 'bad kitty' crawling towards the box, give him another smirk, and hopped in. A orange and black tabby glomped the black and white one and without any effort, the black and white one kicked the tabby away. The other kitties chuckled in light mews.

The mailman walked over to the box and saw a note taped it. He noticed that there was a poorly written one that was crossed out by a big 'X', and below it, was a more formal one. It read:

(Crossed out:)

hI !

tHis si TOBI! nAd LeAdRE-SaMA wAnT yOu to DelIeVr Tish bOX to KoNohA!

gIve ThISH to anY1 to cLaIm ush at A sHopPinh CeNtr!

ByE !

(Replaced the crossed out one:)

Dear the Father-of-the-Mailman-that-Zetsu-ate:

Please excuse my foolish team-mate. We would highly appreciate it if you

would do us a kind favor and deliver this box of kittens to Konoha's most popular shopping store.

Thank you.

P.S: I'm sorry about your son.

The mailman glanced all around the room and quickly picked up the box of felines and darted out the door. It's time to deliver Leader-sama's request.

With Sakura

"Let's see now...I already bought ten tomatoes, celery, broccoli, oranges, a few good books including the weekly hentai Kakashi-sensei asked me to buy," Sakura sweat dropped. When she entered that store, people were drooling over the fact of naked woman with large busts and naked men...eww. ", and of course, 500 pounds of JELLY-FILLED DONUTS!" Sakura jumped in the air and giggled to herself. That when a sign caught her eye.

Selling orphan kittens for free.

They include kittens of all sorts of colors.

They need a home and someone to take care of them.

If they aren't taken before April 24, they will be put to sleep.

Please adopt a kitten.

Thank you for your patience of reading this poster that out boss forced us to put up.

Address: Right in front of you genius.

Sakura huffed at the attitude of the poster and gave it a good punch. Then she looked up and saw that the store was right in front of her. Huh...

Sakura walked into the store and looked around. She saw cockatoos and puppies and bunnies and fish. Not to mention the snakes, tarantulas and deadly alligators. Sakura walked up to the cashier and asked, "Umm...I saw the poster up front, I was wondering if i could adopt one?"

The cashier was surprised to see that someone actually wanted them. "Y-you want to adopt them?" She stuttered. Sakura nodded, "Hai, are they no longer available?"

She put her hands in front of her face and shook, "N-no! I was just surprised is all!" Then she muttered under her breath, "Can't believe anyone actually want them...Huh, surprise surprise..." Then she realized that Sakura was staring at her. Without a second later, she ran out the back door and came back withabox filled with tiny little kitties. They were clawing at each other and yelling out names (in meow-neese) and jumping at the closest cat.

"Aww! So kawaii!" Sakura shrieked and held her face while little hearts came out of her. The kitties realized that there was someone looking at them and immediatly stopped. Especially the red furred one. He knew the pink-haired girl very well, considering that she's the one who killed him...

"Erm...uh" Sakura scratched her head in thought. "Uhh...I'LL TAKE THEM ALL!" Sakura dropped her groceries in the box, smushing the black one, which 'hn'ed at her, and picked up the box and sprinting out the door back to her apartment.

"M'am..." The cashier person muttered while sweatdropping. "Good luck..."

With Sakura and the kitties!

Sakura bent down to be eye-level with the group of kitties which Sakura aligned in a straight line. "Well, I guess i'm going to have to name you!" She picked up the most left one. He (Sakura established that all of them were male, except for one, when she looked at the butt) had long, yellow fur with a pair of curious eyes. The kitty was shifting and bouncing in Sakura's hands.

"Hmm...What shall I name ye...? You're silly...girly looking...stupid..." The cat sent Sakura a death glare. "Ah! I know! I'm gonna call ya Fruity!" The cat shrieked at the name and jumped out of her grasp. He went back in line next to a red furred one and tried to hug the red cat. Like before, the red cat kicked Fruity away. Then Fruity muttered a mew that resembles the word, "meanie".

Sakura ignored it and picked up the red one. She thought that she recongnized this kitty before...But she shook it off and tried to decide on his name. He had a pelt of bloody red and a pair of lazy, cool, brown eyes. "Ehh...Stop staring at me like that..." The scarlet furred one didn't obey. "Fine! Because of your attitude, I'm going to call you..." Sakura pondered, then she smirked an evil smirk, "Rudolf!" Rudolf's left eye twitched, and continued to glare at Sakura. Sakura started to feel uncomfortable. "W-well, at least I didn't call you Elmo!" The cats all started to mew like laughter and the blue furred one fell on its back. Sakura smiled in knowing that the rest of the litter seemed to enjoy the name.

She put down Rudolf and picked up the fallen over blue furred one. 'Blue fur? That strange...maybe someone dyed its fur...'This kitty was the biggest of all of them. He had blue fur and light blue eyes. Under them, on his face, was lines that looked like gills. Sakura poked the gills and found them to be real! 'What a weird bunch.' Sakura tried to think up a name for him but just couldn't think up of one. But than she related his appearance to his name, and a name came up instantly. "Sushi!" Sushi stopped his laughter and his jaw fell open. What he doesn't like the most was being related to a fish! True, he looked like one, but people didn't need to rub it in! Sushi jumped out of her hands and went back to his seat to mope.

The next one was a very calm black furred one. The weird thing is, his eyes were fully red. Creepy. Sakura tried to take him in his hands, but he shifted away. She tried again. He shifted more. Again. Shift. "SHANNARO!" Sakura jumped on the kitty and grabbed him. "Gotcha! Let's see...you're stubborn, creepy, and emo." Sakura thought up of one. "Sasuke!" Sasuke looked behind him to see if the pink haired freak was talking about his fooling little brother. But there was no one behind him. Then he got the message. His name was Sasuke...Aww man. Following what Sushi did, Sasuke started to act emo and remained silent when he walked to his spot. Sasuke and Sushi looked at each other, then back down at the floor.

Beside the moping duet, she noticed an odd black and white cat with fairly sharp teeth. Yes, in her life, she has seen black and white cats before, but not like this one; The colour for this one was exactly cut in half. Black on the right side and white on the other. His tail was even divided into two colours. 'I wonder if...'Sakura tried to sneak a glance below his belly to see if...Sakura blushed. She shook it off and concentrated on naming him something cool, something snazzy. "OREO!" Oreo shrugged and walked back to his spot. He noticed four people glaring at him and Oreo turned his head to the right. Sushi, Sasuke, Rudolf and Fruity glared at him in jeolously. Oreo smirked and stuck out his tongue in a mocking way.

Before Sakura could pick up the next one, a orange and black tabby pranced in Sakura's lap. He snuggled into Sakura's erm...womanhood...and started to sleep. Everyone—cat, twitched at the sight besides the violet furred one. She just found it intruding. "Aww...How kawaii!" Sakura slowly picked him up without waking him and tried to think up a real good name. "You're cute, happy, prancy and of course, so cooperative," She sent a glare at the four cats who were in depression. "I'm gonna name you...Donut! Short for my favourite food, jelly filled donuts!" Every cat sweat dropped. It wasn't much of a good name.

Sakura giggled at her 'brilliance' and replaced the sleeping Donut with a silver furred one. This cat had pink eyes with a annoyed touch in them. The cat shrieked when Sakura touched him and he struggled to run away. Sakura got annoyed at his behaviour and decided to punish him by naming him something ridiculous. Sakura looked around trying to get inspiration while concentrating on ignoring the cat's tantrum. 'Better cut off the food supply for him...' Sakura's gaze locked on something. Something in the washroom. Something white. She smirked. The silver cat followed her evil gaze towards that object. Aw no. Hell no. Why him!? "Toilet Paper!" Sakura's final conclusion ended up with many cats bursting out in laughter. At least the others won't feel as bad with their names as before. Toilet Paper rushed back to his spot and starting mewing ferociously to himself.

'Only 3 more naming ceremonies! Then I get to feed them and stuff!' She picked up a strange looking cat. Freaky too. The cat has a bunch of stitches around his body. Leg. Arm. Neck. Tail. Nose. WEINER!. This cat is starting to look like Micheal Jackson!. 'That's it!' Sakura gleemed at her naming speed. "You're going to be called, Micheal Jackson!" Micheal Jackson fell face forward, on the ground. He stopped moving. Sakura poked him. Nothing. 'I guess he's so excited about the name, he fainted! I make myself proud!' She brushed Micheal Jackson back between Toilet Paper and a violet haired one. Everycat stared at Sakura. Was she an idiot or what?

"Last two!" Sakura took the violet one in care because this one was the only girl one of all these cats. She's gonna take care of her. She had violet fur with deep navy blue eyes. On her head, was a folded piece of paper. It was actually a paper rose, but since Sakura didn't really bother, she took it for some garbage that got stuck in her fur. Sakura took the paper and crumpled it. She scaned around for a garbage can, than tossed it in. Sakura looked back at the kitten to realize that she was frozen, with paws out, jaw open, staring at the crumpled rose. "What? You liked it? Well, that gives me a great name! Origami!" Sakura declared. Origami looked down and sighed. She joined the moping group. Well, at least her name wasn't Micheal Jackson...

The last cat was the one that remained quiet for the whole time. He had a full pelt of orange and his eyes were pure amber. Really attractive cat. Sakura picked him up and gazed at his ringed eyes. "Beautiful...I'm going to name you..." The cat remained silent. "TEDDY!"

Faint.

Sakura gave a confused look because this was the same reaction that Micheal Jackson did. Sakura decided that the cat must be really happy with the name that she gave him. That or the cat was tired. But she went with the first conclusion because it made her feel better.

Sakura looked at the kitties in adoration and a growl consumed the room. The growl came from Sakura's and the kitties tummies.

"Ah! Are you guys hungry?" Fruity blushed in embarrassment as well as Micheal Jackson. "Aww! Kawaii!" She cooed. "Be right back!" Sakura sprung up and ran towards the kitchen. The cats gazes followed her. After two seconds, Sakura ran back and plopped to the ground in front of them. "Eto...What do kitties eat?" Sakura sheepishly scratched the back of her head.

A bunch of annoyed sighs exited the kitties's mouths.

"H-hey! It's not my fault! I-I just never took care of p-pets before!" Defended Sakura with both hands in front of her face. Sasuke smirked at her attitude. "Okay, just tell me what you want okay?" Sakura began to fill her mind with any food that seemed cat-like.

"Tomatoes?" Sasuke nodded.

"Candy?" Donut nodded enthusiastically. Fruity smacked Donuts head.

"Lettuce?" Teddy nodded.

"Meat?" Nothing.

"Animal meat?" Still nothing.

"Human meat?" Oreo looked around and slowly nodded. Sakura shuddered. Major carnivore. 'Note to self: Stay away from Oreo.'

"Erm...Fish?" Toilet Paper smirked at Sushi and meowed loudly. Micheal Jackson joined in. That earned them a good glare from Sushi.

"Shark Fin Soup?" Every cat other than Sushi nodded. Sushi began to weep.

"Potato chips?" Fruity and Rudolf nodded.

Sakura realized that Origami is the only cat who still haven't given Sakura a clue as to what she prefers.

"Oranges?"

"Almond?"

"Pizza?" Fruity and Donut jumped in agreement.

"Then what do you eat? Paper?! " Origami blushed and hesitantly nodded.

Sakura sweat dropped. "Figures." Teddy chuckled. Origami shot him a embarrassed glance.

Sakura got up. "Well, I'm going to go look for the stuff that you...cats...wanted..." Sakura entered back into the kitchen to start preparing the dishes.

In Catenese

"TOBI! (yeah)" All the cats sprung the clueless 'good boy'.

"Tobi is sorry Pein-sama! Tobi didn't know that potion will turn Akatsuki into kitties! Tobi read a note on Pein-sama's room. It said for Tobi to enter. Then Tobi saw a potion bottle thing and Tobi read another note. It said that if Tobi pours liquid on Akatsuki, Tobi will get good boyness points!" Of course...

The rest of the Akatsuki decided that Tobi will remain an idiot even if they tried to explain what was going on.

"Well, at least this female seems reliable..." Micheal Jackson sighed.

"Not just fucking reliable Kakuzu! She's fucking hot!" Toilet Paper started to drool while thinking of perverted images.

"Yes! Sakura-san is very beautiful!" Tobi chimed.

"Hidan, yeah!" Fruity interrupted his daydreaming. "Stop dreaming about you and my cherry blosso—Eep!" Fruity covered his mouth, blushing. "I-I mean, stop daydreaming about you and o-our caretaker...yeah..."

Rudolf snicked evilly. "Oh Deidara, you don't like Sakura huh?" Deidara nodded hesitantly. "If that's the case, you wouldn't mind me making out with her, mm?" Deidara narrowed his eyes, trying to fight back his feelings.

"Hey, Sasori! What made you think that you can make out with her?" Sushi demanded. Sasuke, unknowingly nodded.

Sasori growled. Then he smirked. "Well Kisame, let's say that Sakura somehow decided to kiss you, which is highly unlikely," Kisame was about to claw Sasori until Sasuke held him back. "Your rotten, sharp teeth would hurt her."

"Why you—" Kisame was inturrupted by Oreo appearing in front of him. "Move! Zetsu move!"

With Sakura

Sakura was preparing the sliced tomatoes for Sasuke when she heard a bunch of loud shrieking coming from the living room. "Oh, they're just having so much fun~!"

With the Akatsuki

"Calm down Kisame." Zetsu's white side spoke calmly. "Leader-sama wants to speak to ya."Kisame stopped shaking and relaxed.

All the Akatsuki's attention turned towards Teddy, in other words, Pein.

"Stop fighting, all of you. I can't believe this is all towards a helpless, weak, pink-haired girl. Pink haired girl. Pink.I mean, how unmanly is that?!?" The Akatsuki nodded and hung their heads in shame.

"Anyways, let me get to the point. The potion will wear off in around 9-12 months. So that means we will be in the girls care for around a year." A 'woop' came from Deidara and Hidan. "We cannot let her find out that we are the Akatsuki or else she might take us to the Hokage understood?" Nod.

"We turn back into human form whenever we come in contact with water. But after 10 minutes, we should turn back into cat form, so make sure that you don't get wet." A loud moan came from Origami. "Konan-san, I know you are a female, and females tend to care about their smell, but this is for the good of the Akatsuki." Konan agreed while slightly blushing.

"Another way that we turn into human form is when the sun sets, and their is no light what-so-ever. That means, whenever it is night time, we need to somehow get light on us, that or we hide.

"Does everyone understand?"

Mews started to fill the large living room. "That's good. Oh and also, no fighting. No acting careless. And definitely! NO FOOLISHNESS!" Pein shot two scary glares at Deidara and Tobi.

"If that's cleared, I have one more order. Since we're here, we might as well relax. So Akatsuki! Dismissed!" Pein walked away with Konan.

Itachi smirked. "I wonder what's going to happen..."

Hidan chuckled. "I want to fucking play with my cherry blossom..."

Deidara added evilly, "She won't know what hit her..." Zetsu's dark half joined in.

"I hope she can handle it..." Laughed Kisame along with Kakuzu. Sasori glanced back at the kitchen to see Sakura running towards them with all their dishes. "Let the games begin."

And lo, it is DONE! That was a fairly long chapter...4,700 words to be exact.

I hoped you guys like it! The next chapter will be kinda perverted...hehe...

I got only one recommendation for this stories main pairing, and that's Tobi/Sakura. But that's only one so I still have no clue. I'm posting a pairings poll on my profile for this story. Please vote on it because I NEED to know what are the few main pairings that I should focus on.

Arigato!

P.S. My other story, TTOD, is still being typed so don't worry, I didn't quit it! I don't quit stories! Ja ne! Remember to vote!